Jessica Anne Boyle / NakedAndLaughing / NAL / Queen Cobra JAB / Captlmoose@yahoo.com / MissRabbit420 - DUMPED By KingCobraJFS, Baconator Pussy, Parent-botherer, hoarder, bathtub dweller, self-hitter, box pisser, confirmed sicko, retired cam whore, Bjork superfan, demogorgon gutterslut, aspiring comedian, obsessed with almost winning the lottery

[anliteralidiot]

Goddamn this girl not only touches poo she damn near drowns in it..

I'm 80% sure that's the texts between NAL's ex mod and Cobes, and JM is just posting those texts. I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure that's how she got them, not from cow-touching herself.

I enjoy the hell out of Messica, have done since she bounded into the crackhead Olympics. IMO, she's part of the show, her interference is part of the milk. Where Ariel G can trend towards the hurtful neghole pozzing, Jessica is more mischievous fun. A legit troll. She doesn't a-log. If she hadn't already been fascinated by NAL, we wouldn't have most of the lore/footage that has made this Jawshie Love arc so fun/horrifying.
I also appreciate that, unlike most "reactors", she doesn't pretend who she is or indulge in self-righteousness. I don't look to anyone in Gorl world for moral/ethical inspiration. I just want to point and laugh with a side of cringe.

Also this, all of this. JM ain't pretending she's better, or that she ain't messy, and it's great!

 

[cascadeplatinum]

JM handles NAL’s attacks in such a cool-headed way, it doesn’t matter what NAL calls her or says about her kids. She keeps her wits about her and stays focused on capturing information. The lolcows take themselves so seriously that they could absolutely never, you can’t say anything about NAL without her needing to argue or defend it but JM is a pro, you can’t throw her off. I think that is awesome.

I never watched any long livestream before I started watching JM this year.She’s careful to get the tea, she brings receipts and references, and she even keeps solid information to herself if it could interfere with what the cows are doing. I’m here for it and appreciate her filling me in on the whole story.

 

[Grilled Cheese Combo]

JM handles NAL’s attacks in such a cool-headed way, it doesn’t matter what NAL calls her or says about her kids. She keeps her wits about her and stays focused on capturing information. The lolcows take themselves so seriously that they could absolutely never, you can’t say anything about NAL without her needing to argue or defend it but JM is a pro, you can’t throw her off. I think that is awesome.

If you'd told me back during the Chantal era that I'd enjoy JM one day, I'd have thought you were nuts, but she is my favorite reactor right now specifically because she's just chill most of the time and not using her channel as a platform for moral lecturing or weirdly personal outrage. NAL can start flinging around words like faggot bitch whore and JM isn't pausing to gasp and drag over her fainting couch nor is she spewing long performative lectures about how her language is so harmful and blah blah. It's all just very chill with a general let's-have-fun vibe that doesn't take itself nor its subjects too seriously, and that's sorely missing from the community as a whole.

 

[SerArthurDayne37]

JM handles NAL’s attacks in such a cool-headed way, it doesn’t matter what NAL calls her or says about her kids. She keeps her wits about her and stays focused on capturing information. The lolcows take themselves so seriously that they could absolutely never, you can’t say anything about NAL without her needing to argue or defend it but JM is a pro, you can’t throw her off. I think that is awesome.

I never watched any long livestream before I started watching JM this year.She’s careful to get the tea, she brings receipts and references, and she even keeps solid information to herself if it could interfere with what the cows are doing. I’m here for it and appreciate her filling me in on the whole story.

Agreed, just listening to NAL for any length of time just gets my blood boiling but she can laugh it off. Listening to NAL says the stupidest and most vile things with such confidence, repeating it over and over in a loop, and then pretending she didn't say it 10 minutes later, so aggravating.

 

[Raxxinator]

Love how Cobes has to insist that he did not send Jessica any Red Bulls. She’s made claims of him being an abuser, a sicko, etc, but try saying he door dashed you some energy drinks? Not on his fucking watch.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Love how Cobes has to insist that he did not send Jessica any Red Bulls. She’s made claims of him being an abuser, a sicko, etc, but try saying he door dashed you some energy drinks? Not on his fucking watch.

In his mind, he's owning the troles. Because a troll was probably the one who sent her the Redbull to keep her delusions going and Josh wouldn't stand for that.

Him being silent on the abuser and sicko claims is out of character though. He tore Gothie a new one in a video responce when she said he "emotionally raped" her.

 

[Molly Millions]

Jessica never said that he sent her the red bulls, trole. So that means Jawshiiieeeeeeeee's little message isn't valid! Thank you, thank you. Figure it out retard, thank you. I'm going to bed. *dolphin laugh*

 

[ADHD]

Jessica is more mischievous fun. A legit troll. She doesn't a-log. If she hadn't already been fascinated by NAL, we wouldn't have most of the lore/footage that has made this Jawshie Love arc so fun/horrifying.
I also appreciate that, unlike most "reactors", she doesn't pretend who she is or indulge in self-righteousness.

IMHO, JM is NAL's nemesis, the same way FFG is Chantal's. I don't think any other reactor can fill that role, though Breezy sure did try, bless her.

 

[McSneaks]

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lol this bitch can't even fix her parents sleep schedule by not shrieking in the bathroom all hours of the day.


the magnitude of out-of-touch with reality that these BPSlores have is always startling. like she genuinely believes she takes care of her parents, and is doing them a favor, and is an unselfish giver that wants nothing but to take care of people (while never having taken care of herself). she lives in literal filth and wears the same shirt for days but she's keeping secrets? Although maybe that part is correct I think she's too stupid and narcissistic to be depressed, depression requires even a minimum level of realism.

 

[ibeatmywife]

I think it's funny a few naive people seem to be under the impression that NAL just needs a real man who will love her/take care of her and deal with her crazy. I see this sometimes in youtube comments but it's pretty clear nal could find the perfect guy and she would still find a way to fuck it all up. Look at her and cobes in the context of her starting out and what she was trying to accomplish. Her there on that 2nd trip was her literally winning. All she had to do was sit back enjoy the trip and make sure josh had as good a time as possible to hammer the nail into the wood and make him believe her moving in would be a net positive. She couldn't even remotely do that and even went a step further and got him evicted. She had the win almost guaranteed where she could have just flexed on the trolls the entire trip and josh would have ate it up. She is chaos personified.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

a few naive people seem to be under the impression that NAL just needs a real man who will love her

Who the fuck is actually saying this unironically? It's demonstrably false.

The day of irrationNALity is almost upon us. Do we think she's going to execute the cuckoo plan with Walt and Angie?

 

[ibeatmywife]

Who the fuck is actually saying this unironically? It's demonstrably false.

The day of irrationNALity is almost upon us. Do we think she's going to execute the cuckoo plan with Walt and Angie?

If I had to guess it's people from gorlworld who sympathize with her to an extent. I don't think these people actually support nal or anything but they seem to think if some perfect for her guy came along suddenly nal wouldn't be self destructive.

Honestly as anticlimactic as it would be I'm hoping the boys message made her realize only one thing awaits her in casper and she fades into irrelevancy. The way she is still talking about josh as if they are still dating is terrifying. I just want it to be over to see the boy on the other side safe from her.

 

[lottalove]

Sweet commentary by the Greatest, the one and only Kate Winslet:

 

[Quizibo]

If I had to guess it's people from gorlworld who sympathize with her to an extent. I don't think these people actually support nal or anything but they seem to think if some perfect for her guy came along suddenly nal wouldn't be self destructive.

Honestly as anticlimactic as it would be I'm hoping the boys message made her realize only one thing awaits her in casper and she fades into irrelevancy. The way she is still talking about josh as if they are still dating is terrifying. I just want it to be over to see the boy on the other side safe from her. View attachment 6334812

She doesn't care about Josh, dude. She attaches herself like a barnacle to lolcows for two reasons:

1. She wants to manipulate them for money and she uses sex to do it (how she just sends nudes for no reason to them online and her cam shit), and
2. She wants attention.

She has been fucking around with lolcows on the internet to get their money for a bit while also doing cam stuff; she is greedy for money. She even fucking said that she wants to control Josh's finances and streaming stuff to milk his fans. She was recently even talking about being his manager and getting him and her into the Fishtank show for the cash. She is very deliberate with her words when she talks about it, she says it as if it was the Osbourne's and Josh is Ozzy and she is Sharon. NAL knows Josh and what to say and do to get his attention with it; she would also beg him for cash and have him buy stuff for her.

She also loves the attention and all eyes on her, which is why she streams so fucking much for hours upon hours. She does it for free as well because she isn't getting paid to sit on stream like other streamers do (e.g. Kick with KCIP), so she just sits there raging on platforms until she is banned and then just moves to another platform to rage more and she loves it. Just like when she was banned from her channel and then used Josh's channel to get zooted out of her skull and suck air dick to David Bowie. People paying attention to her is something she loves and she won't stop ever.

Once she knows she can't manipulate Josh, she will just spaz out about how [insert something grotesque and intimate] he was and then move on to another guy on Youtube that is fucked in the head.

 

[Raxxinator]

So here’s another shop that Jessica can send voice notes demanding 3k for using her “likeneness”





THE FUCKING FACE ON HER GOITER I’M DYING

 

[ibeatmywife]

Nah I know she doesn't care about josh. My comments were saying her grift was actually kind of working and she was well on her way of being able to move herself in and takeover josh life/manage the finances. I actually had to stop watching between the 2nd trip and now because before josh admitted she got him evicted it still seemed like she might have a modicum of success even if it would take more effort but now it's clear she is just down bad for life.

 

[anliteralidiot]

So here’s another shop that Jessica can send voice notes demanding 3k for using her “likeneness”

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THE FUCKING FACE ON HER GOITER I’M DYING

Idk the nose is wrong and I got carried away, sorry.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

Nah I know she doesn't care about josh. My comments were saying her grift was actually kind of working and she was well on her way of being able to move herself in and takeover josh life/manage the finances. I actually had to stop watching between the 2nd trip and now because before josh admitted she got him evicted it still seemed like she might have a modicum of success even if it would take more effort but now it's clear she is just down bad for life.

i honestly think she was planning on baby trapping him but it failed. she knew she was on borrowed time before josh got sick of her shit especially after the first argument.

 

[anliteralidiot]

i honestly think she was planning on baby trapping him but it failed. she knew she was on borrowed time before josh got sick of her shit especially after the first argument.

Which is, once again, a thyroid problem. Yes, she's missing an ovary, buuuut both thyroid problems (hyper/hypo) cause issues with fertility.

For once, the goiter was doing us a favor.

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

Which is, once again, a thyroid problem. Yes, she's missing an ovary, buuuut both thyroid problems (hyper/hypo) cause issues with fertility.

For once, the goiter was doing us a favor.

Losing an ovary doesn’t affect fertility at all as long as the other one is fine, so there’s that