Xanderhal / PigPuncher / Alexander Haley - Steven Bonnell's dumber padawan, bridge burner, and the "chad" of breadtube. Also his GF does meth.

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Xanderhal / PigPuncher / Alexander Haley
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So this thread is probably gonna rehash some stuff, some of you probably already know. Xanderhal or how I like to call him, Xandernipple, is a 24 year old leftist youtuber who tries to make "anti-sjw" style videos but with left wing politics. He's also a intern of a certain communist neckbeard, who really, really likes horses, and the apprentice of a cuck. Like others of his ilk, Xanderhal makes a lot of videos on topics such as the "alt right dog whistles" which is really just the left wing version of "illuminati symbolism" from the conspiracy theorist videos.

Questionable Origins
Xanderhal claims he used to be a "alt righter", in his videos talking about how he "fell into the alt right" pipeline and escaped it, however, his evidence for this, is that he watched "anti-SJW" channels, he never even watched White nationalist content or Richard Spencer, at least not before he got breadtube brain rot. Claiming that he was "de-radicalized" when he saw JonTron get "destroyed" by Destiny in the drunk debate about Japan. Then just like that, he became a social-anarchist.
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It's questionable if Xanderhal was a legit far right extremist. Given a lot of these crumbtubers who claim to be ex-alt righters, were often just moderate rightists or kids who just watched anti-sjws, before the bread mold rotted their brains out. Even if he was a far right extremist, he's an example of the far right to far left pipeline, not the "alt right pipeline".

Political Spreging and Biden/Kamala Shilling
If Xanderhal was a cringy "anti-sjw", he's now an even cringier "anti-anti-sjw". Ever since he was "saved from the alt right pipeline", he's been making cringy videos attacking not just rightists, but pretty everyone critical of the left, calling them "nazis", "alt right", and "fascist". Basically, he's acting almost exactly like the stereotype. After all, the best way to defeat a stereotype is to perfectly mimic it.:lit:

Sometimes his videos are pretty much "whataboutism" responses. For example, back when many people were talking about medieval diseases making a comeback in blue cities/states, like California, due to terrible policies, Xandernipple, appears to be strategically bringing up the case of measles making a comeback in Florida, as a sort of "whataboutism" response to the videos about California.
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He admitted to being aware of said videos.

He also makes videos focusing on right wing lunancy to counter videos documenting left wing lunancy, even though the examples of insane leftiods can still be worse than his counter-examples of insane rightiods. It be like comparing the bud light outrage to the hogwarts outrage, to "own the cons". Pretty much many of the videos he makes in response to whatever topic right wing videos cover, is full of projection, whataboutism, and other logical fallacies. You can basically tell he's trying to do damage control for horrible leftist policies, politicians, activists and other figures.

Xanderhnipple has been massively shilling for Biden and now Kamala.
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So much so, he's even attacked and burnt bridges with other leftists, including his horse loving mentor, over Biden.
Videos covering the Xanderhal-Vaush bridge burning.
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Archive link coming soon.
Like other crumbtubers/leftists who are "vote blue no matter who", Alex, focuses on the pros, ignoring all of the flaws, and dismissing any criticism, including the valid ones as illegitimate and "alt right" propaganda.


Mask off Neo-Soviet: Crying about the Mujahideen taking another W
The withdrawal from Afghanistan provoked a of lot reactions, many surprising reactions came from leftists, especially breadtubers like Xanderhal, with many of them going mask off with their praise of the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan and cope about the OG anti-antifa (the Afghan mujahideen) taking their first big W since '89. This leading to Xanderhal giving his hot take: That we should stay in Afghanistan, wasting our tax dollars and efforts fighting the Taliban. Cause we all know that the US army is really good at fighting and defeating guerrillas, just ask the Vietnamese.

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Reason? Not because of, ISIS making a rebound, the oil memes, or Afghanistan becoming a terrorist refuge. Instead it's because the Taliban are on the same side of political spectrum as the people he doesn't like and he thinks imperialism is perfectly fine as long as it's "woke", forcing his values and beliefs onto the Afghans. As suggested earlier, he described the Soviet occupation of Afghanistan as "based", because it brought women's rights to Afghanistan, Even though it also brought tyranny and massacres, to the country as well. All in the name of socialism and, according to Alex, feminism.

He also dismisses the fact that the US army is radicalizing the Afghans to the Taliban, liking it to "how liberals say if you go too far left, the nazis will get more and more extreme" to paraphrase him (the original unedited VOD has been deleted), effectively demonstrating that crumbtubers don't really even understand how radicalization works, let alone why we're losing the Afghan war.

This case of breadtube reaction to the Afghan withdrawal demonstrates this meme.
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Since then, Xan has been using the Afghan Taliban takeover for his ego trip about how he's right about everything. Nevermind, the fact, that most people saw the Taliban victory coming from miles away, whether we wanted to admit it or not.
The ShoeOnHead Balenciaga Fiasco
Many of you are already familiar with this but for those who aren't. Xanderhal burned the bridge with ShoeOnHead, because he thought that by criticizing Balenciaga's disgusting fashion line, that Shoe was inciting a genocide against trans people;
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This lead to Shoe of course getting harassment from crumbtubers and their viewers, who thought Shoe was inciting transphobia.
Shilling disguised as dating advice for young men
Xandernipple has terrible dating advice for young guys.

His advice is basically "want a hot GF? become a retarded leftoid like me" and become the male version of a "pickme" except we already have a term for this it's "simp". It's really it's just pathetic and desperate attempt at converting young men into his shitty political ideology.
And his reasoning for this is because, he unironically thinks all right wingers are incels (or in other words, it's impossible to get a gf without being a leftoid). Of course this it's a myth, especially if you go outside and touch grass.

Here's a couple of examples of Xan spreging about how men are gonna be either: become a leftoid to get a girl or remain a rightoid and a incel, because "society" is inevitably moving leftward, politically.




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He also thinks men aren't unhappy with dating apps, despite strong evidence to the contrary. He pretty much, and I'm sure others are like this too, advocates for online dating as the substitute for IRL or in person dating, again despite online dating being terrible for guys.


Xandernipple wanted to debunk Brett Cooper's dating advice for guys, all because Brett put the term "friendzone" in the thumbnail of her video. Now regardless of if you think the "friendzone" is real or not. It's pretty bad when even a pick-me has better dating advice for guys, than a "leftist dating guru" that Pork Beater thinks he is. All because he had seggs with a crackhead.
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Aw yes, that's the only way it can go, the way that benefits your politics. It could never go other possible ways like: women shifting to the right to after finding out that they are no leftist men with 6 pack abs or leftist women getting replaced by foreign female immigrants with right wing views and the wives of passport bros, thanks to the immigration laws you'd advocate for.


Great idea Xan, tell a bunch of nerds to shoot their shot with nerdy girls at an event that's basically, "HR world" on steroids. Nevermind that those "hot girls into anime" are most likely content creators/e-celebs (streamers, OF models, vtubers, etc.), who will never date a guy beneath their league, be it a fan of theirs or a nobody. It's a futile and wasteful amount of time and effort, unless if you're a bigger e-celeb yourself. I mean what could possibly go wrong with suggesting to the simps, that they have a chance with their "queen" or "oshi"?

It's funny how Xandernipple here tells guys to ask out the girl if they like said girl, yet in the same video, he condemns IRL dating as obsolete and pushing for online dating as the substitute. In past videos, Xan has condemned the idea of men asking out women, IRL, in general.
He's also defended the toxic gym girl who called a guy a feral creep, just for looking at her for one millisecond. As well as, condemning the idea of gym bros asking out gym girls in person-despite him saying the opposite in the Brett Cooper video.
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IMO, he comes off as one of those weird and salty gamers in CoD lobbies who brag about how much more pussy they get than you, to cope with sucking ass.

If your political views are based on how much pussy you get, then your views don't deserve respect. Nevermind the weak foundation of your idealogy being dependent on how easy it is for you to get a mate.
Besides, this is not the only reason why Xan's dating advice sucks.

I will add more video clips to this, soon.
Methhead Girlfriend
Xanderhal had a girlfriend by the name of Lani and well she's...
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...I mean we don't even have to bring up her age, for you to tell that's she's old.

So Xanderhal was dating and living with Lani, to get away from his abusive mom, who did horrific things to Alex, such as: mow the lawn or make your bed. Destiny dissed Xan's girl, calling her a "fucking moron" to which Xandernipple didn't take too well. Probably wishing he could go "Will Smith" on his teacher.
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For a while, it seemed like Xan was happy with Lani, like the leftoid "chad" he claims to be, despite the crack problem, except he actually wasn't. Behind the scenes, Lani was taking Xan's money, using it for her crack/meth addiction and cheating on him with another guy, who also had a meth issue and was arrested for theft.
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This lead to Xandernipple breaking up with the best and only girl he could get. And Lani... either in jail or with her new methhead BF (I don't know where Lani is right now).

Youtuber's coverage on the drama
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Pork Beater's official response on the drama:
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^man this aged horribly LMAO
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Editor Abuse and Discord leaks
Recently as of August 2024, Xanderhal has been under fire for abusing his editor-or in other words, withholding pay, because he was either gonna be homeless or go back to living with his mom.
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There were also leaks about Xanderhal "wanting to kill" Keffals.
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As you can see, this guy has a thing for burning bridges and being schizo.
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Credit: The Jonkler

This section is for the extra cringe and sperg moments from Xanderhal that I have missed and/or suggested by the replies.

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Xandernipple IQ test suggested by YHWH's Strongest Soldier

Xandernipple, Mauler and EFAP beef. Xan thinks Rings of Powah looks good.
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Oh, I remember this dude. I clicked on one of his VODs to put on for background noise while playing the Sims 4 at two in the morning a couple years ago, realized the guy was just a twink (death) version of Vaush and never watched another thing of his ever again.
 
Excellent, finally a thread on this douchebag that I like to call "Neanderthal" (A species that existed, yes, but his fault for giving his codename so close to Homo Neanderthalensis). Gonna keep an eye out for this.

EDIT: If this fellow likes to fancy himself as a "Pig" Puncher (read, battery against law enforcer agents) - I wish he tried to do so in real life. Real tough guy, huh?
 
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The thread's looking good so far. One recommendation I'm going to make, because it's one of Null's criteria for automatic failure, is to fix the title of the thread. Right now it's "Xanderhal/PigPuncher/Alexander Haley" when it should be "Xanderhal / PigPuncher / Alexander Haley".

 
@IliterateNerd77 there was a clip of Xan watching a Jarbo the Hutt deepfake song of Sargon saying nigger and thinking it was real (despite being a very obvious deepfake, and one that wasn’t even AI) that I think should be in the OP to show how much of a retard Xan is. I don’t have the clip, but it was played on a recent MATI.
 
Great thread, I was wondering when this faggot was going to get one here. I would occasionally see his videos show up in search results with his smug ass look calling whatever a “nazi/phobic/whatever”, how breadtubers even cultivate an audience is beyond me.

I definitely look forward to seeing this thread get out of prospering grounds.
 
I may have to remove some of the embedded YouTube videos I can't archive since, presevetube is acting really funny about some of the videos, especially the VODs, this specific video, and other videos that PreserveTube refuses to archive. Replacing them with short clips highlighting moments in the videos or removing them from the thread completely. I'm doing this to keep the thread from getting canned.

Update: Have to remove the videos that preserveTube doesn't want to archive to prevent this thread from getting labeled for failure. Will add new videos, if I can archive them, as well as shorter clips of the VODs that I can't archive, highlighting parts that are relevant to the thread.
@IliterateNerd77 there was a clip of Xan watching a Jarbo the Hutt deepfake song of Sargon saying nigger and thinking it was real (despite being a very obvious deepfake, and one that wasn’t even AI) that I think should be in the OP to show how much of a retard Xan is. I don’t have the clip, but it was played on a recent MATI.
I'll look for that clip and post it as soon as possible.
 
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Good thread, although I must request that you highlight just how stupid Xanderhal is. He's retarded with an IQ too low to grasp the concept of money, hence his financial woes. This post discusses Xanderhal's attempts at finishing an online IQ test and scoring 97. Those tests are designed to push people towards 115-125 and even Andy Cokeski scored 110. He was embarrassed enough to scrub the video from his channel and coped immediately after by watching a video that debunks the concept of IQ.

Also, archive all the Youtube videos that you come across. Xanderhal removes some every time he suffers from a mental breakdown.

Edit: He's also a university dropout and described his early life once. Not sure if a recording of that can be recovered so don't trust this information to be correct.
 
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I remember hearing at some point that Xander got his start by selling nudes on Discord. Is there any veracity to that claim? Xander strikes me as a creepy, emotionally stunted manchild so I wouldn't put it past him, and it'd be really funny if it were true.

Also, funny clip of Xander lying about being drunk so he can exit a debate with fellow cow Infrared Haz after he got shown up and completely humiliated.

He wasn't even drinking on stream either, he just claimed he was "very drunk". Real drunkards like Rekeita try and fail to hide their alcoholism, they don't use it as an excuse to get off stream. He wasn't slurring his words at all, he wasn't belligerent (although he was very catty and passive aggressive earlier in the stream), he just comes across as a retard with a nicotine addiction.
 
I remember hearing at some point that Xander got his start by selling nudes on Discord. Is there any veracity to that claim? Xander strikes me as a creepy, emotionally stunted manchild so I wouldn't put it past him, and it'd be really funny if it were true.
I have heard the rumor that Xanderhal had a "sex cult" going on, according to other dumb breadtubers. I was and still am doubtful of that rumor, cause he really loves to exaggerate
how much easier it is for him to get chicks, due to his leftist views. And that reflects the "right wing = incel and left wing = got gf" narrative that he's been pushing.
 
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I have heard the rumor that Xanderhal had a "sex cult" going on, according to other dumb breadtubers. I was and still am doubtful of that rumor, cause he really loves to exaggerate
how much easier it is for him to get chicks, due to his leftist views. And that reflects the "right wing = incel and left wing = got gf" narrative that he's been pushing.
I doubt it'd be a sex cult, more just him buying nudes from pedophiles and other degenerates then selling them at a markup to other degenerates. This is the same guy that calls himself "anti-imperialist" while being against every single country/group trying to assert their sovereignty. His idea of a consistent position is to always back whichever faction is promoting faggotry, regardless of how it clashes with his other stated positions. He is very Vaush-esque, with less tact and awareness.
 
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