Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Chimplord1997]

A super chat asked him if he found out who reported him to CPS and talking about it really hurt him. It is amazing as to how much it hurts him because he's so conceited I didn't think he could feel hurt by anyone.
He says the person lied but his twitching and anxiety belies his claim. He's almost speechless and repeats it is a lie. Then, he admits it hurts. I wonder which specific person it was?
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What a faggot, the thinly veiled threat of "you can't remain anonymous forever" implying he's gonna use his platformto shame people in his life who report his depravity

 

[Dimension Sniper]

What a faggot, the thinly veiled threat of "you can't remain anonymous forever" implying he's gonna use his platformto shame people in his life who report his depravity

And like, who’s actually going to care? Assuming this is a family member or close friend who lives nearby, I don’t see them losing any friends or their job over reporting a coke addict to CPS because his kids were hungry and smelly.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Well, Monty still does need to prove damages at some point, but even if he just gets a nominal one dollar in damages (because Nick is a pathetic lunatic and nobody believes a word he says to the point Monty suffered minimal damages) and a declaration that Nick is a lying fuckface who lies like he breathes, Nick is still out six figures.

Quite a few actually, including at least two who actually practice in Minnesota.

I’d argue with Monty it’s not about the money, really. It’s about sending a message and inflicting narcissistic injury so bad that Nick might go catatonic like Richard Dreyfuss in What About Bob?

 

[Chimplord1997]

Someone really hurt Nick. Who is close enough to Nick to hurt him.


Drex?

I think it's facetious or an act. We already know it was the pastor and his sister in law who reported him, right?

And like, who’s actually going to care? Assuming this is a family member or close friend who lives nearby, I don’t see them losing any friends or their job over reporting a coke addict to CPS because his kids were hungry and smelly.

Yeah, I think it's more a threat of getting his rapidly dwindling fan base to fuck with them. Or Ethan Ralph, it seems like rekieta has been paying Ralph to be his junkyard dog and intimidate people at the court house, though of course it didn't work because Ralph is a fat midget

 

[Procrastinhater]

The way Nick just flaunts his polycule at this point...

It might not be so bad but they just look so... busted it reminds me of that documentary about the polycule freaks where it was 3 or 4 of the biggest dorks you could imagine, all sitting on a couch with a big fat chick with PCOS sideburns that looked like she had Down Syndrome.
Nick looks like a scabby, skeletal meth freaker that struggles to hide how much he's seething inside behind a forced smug grin that never reaches his eyes, and his whores look run through and used, Qayla looks vacant and half dead and April just looks grimy and like she stinks, its just fucking sad. Why are polycule/swinger people always the most dysgenic fucks?

 

[Oh Darn]

Further there could never be any backsliding because the kids are certain that the parents have "learned their lesson" and the eldest in particular has been manning up about how "he will be watching for any signs of trouble" and put a stop to it... somehow.

Complete scumfuck parents, coaching their kids to tell the court exactly what benefits them and only them. The younger ones probably don't know what's going on, only that they're not at home anymore and it's scary and they still trust mommy and daddy enough to do whatever they say. The oldest probably knows exactly what's going on but doesn't want to believe it. He just says whatever he thinks will get their lives back to normal the fastest. Kid is only 16 but if he really wanted to man up he'd beat the shit out of his worthless father, dress down his whore of a mother, and throw the mistresses' shit out into the street. He should yell at the grandparents for producing such a worthless faggot for good measure. Please God it would be so funny

This shit made me MATI.
NOTHING good happens later in life for kids who had to grow up too quick because mommy and daddy coudn't get their shit together enough to stop snorting boogersugar, run a vaccuum and make some chicken nuggets once in a while for the kids.
Nick and Kayla are monumental failures and it will be a fucking miracle if their children can have healthy relationships in their adult life. Fuck these worthless assholes and the people who enable them.

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

Why are polycule/swinger people always the most dysgenic fucks?

As I said when the arrest first happened, the healthy and high quality members of society aren't the ones who get involved with these types of lifestyles.

 

[Lemon-Lime Turpentine]

Nick with another banger!

Meme Copium while watching Nick struggling to come up with a Sean joke ('I would say you have an egg on your face... but you would eat it!')

"I'd say egg on your face, but you'd eat it.
....
....
AT DENNY'S!"

#btfo
#rekt
#idopeyoucope

Spoiler: Standalone GIFs

Standalone Barnes and ceiling cat GIFs posted here.

 

[Oh Darn]

It might not be so bad but they just look so... busted

 

[RotPockets]

Can someone explain to me how current Nick has a much fuller and thicker facial hair than older Nick? Is it just letting it grow out more? Or is it the diet of a bottle of whiskey a day for like year that did it, the coke addiction? Is it the result of nick being a high T alpha chad having a menage a trois? Its the only part of his life (children taken away, drug addict) and personal health (His dick has stopped working so he uses a balldo lmao) that has gotten better over time, I just want to know why.

He dyes it, the skin under his beard is probably stained as well. At one time he bragged about it going grey because Kayla liked it then suddenly it just it went away, taking his dignity with it.

 

[BaddestSeagull]

It might not be so bad but they just look so... busted it reminds me of that documentary about the polycule freaks where it was 3 or 4 of the biggest dorks you could imagine, all sitting on a couch with a big fat chick with PCOS sideburns that looked like she had Down Syndrome.
Nick looks like a scabby, skeletal meth freaker that struggles to hide how much he's seething inside behind a forced smug grin that never reaches his eyes, and his whores look run through and used, Qayla looks vacant and half dead and April just looks grimy and like she stinks, its just fucking sad. Why are polycule/swinger people always the most dysgenic fucks?

Yeah. Nick thinks he's a rockstar surrounded by sexy groupies and it's a win, while the reality is they look disgusting. There's nothing sexy about either of them separately and together as a threesome it's just awful, to the point of it ALMOST not being funny. Nick didn't only reach Gunt's levels, he surpassed them, since HIS porn video would include a balldo and his scabbed chicken legs.
And yes, all three of them look hollow, stinky and half dead.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Why are polycule/swinger people always the most dysgenic fucks?

Because the vast portion of swinging and polycule is learning how to suppress that voice telling you what you’re doing is wrong

 

[Shiba Inu Strike Force]

I know people who were doing $800 worth of drugs a day and it's immediately visible.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Maybe this is far fetched but if what Camelot said was correct and Nick spent up to $20k on coke a month then he'd probably need to have had a pretty big supplier. What are the chances that this thing crossed state lines and could escalate to a federal crime?

All indications from Aaron (and Nick's weird travels for "beef jerky") seem to indicate Nick was scoring his drugs in the Twin Cities. There is very little built up on the Wisconsin side across the river. No indications Nick was going to ND or SD or IA.

Now, he may have transported across state lines when he drove to Matsuri or some of his live appearances, but no real indication of trafficking.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

It might not be so bad but they just look so... busted it reminds me of that documentary about the polycule freaks where it was 3 or 4 of the biggest dorks you could imagine, all sitting on a couch with a big fat chick with PCOS sideburns that looked like she had Down Syndrome.

they looked just like the kinda people you expect to get involved in those type of activites. you have to have absolutely no morals or self respect to poly anything. I would rather die of thirst alone in the desert (thirst for pussy liquor that is) than find myself in some sort of non-monogamous arrangement even if its 1 me and 2 decent looking women

 

[Cimmerian Kang]

Yeah. Nick thinks he's a rockstar surrounded by sexy groupies and it's a win, while the reality is they look disgusting. There's nothing sexy about either of them separately and together as a threesome it's just awful, to the point of it ALMOST not being funny. Nick didn't only reach Gunt's levels, he surpassed them, since HIS porn video would include a balldo and his scabbed chicken legs.
And yes, all three of them look hollow, stinky and half dead.

Rockstar groupies tend to also be grimy, nasty, yeasty, and cokey.

 

[where's baldo]

Maybe this is far fetched but if what Camelot said was correct and Nick spent up to $20k on coke a month then he'd probably need to have had a pretty big supplier. What are the chances that this thing crossed state lines and could escalate to a federal crime?

plenty of drugs in minneapolis. I was kind of hoping they would link it to LA, home of a certain other cow and fellow party boi.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Rockstar groupies tend to also be grimy, nasty, yeasty, and cokey.

Not the bread thing again. I had to throw half my sandwich away yesterday because people kept talking about the bread thing.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

NPL here actually. Don't even have an active license, which Nick still does.

I’ll refer to you a Practicing Attorney Emeritus (in our hearts) because you practiced at some point and I assume you are just a retired Boomer. Nick barely worked a weeks worth of hours as an attorney so I’d honestly hold Ralph above him in terms of court room experience.

At this point a paralegal doing whippets likely has a better handle on the law than Nick.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

He dyes it, the skin under his beard is probably stained as well. At one time he bragged about going it grey because Kayla liked it then suddenly it just it went away, taking his dignity with it.

I wonder what the results would be if you cross referenced the changing color of his hair with his interactions with April. If Kayla likes it but he changed it when he started sleeping with his hotwife, the dying would make sense.