Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

4. I didn’t hear him mention we packed a courtroom full of very well-behaved Kiwis to watch him. To be fair, it was a small courtroom, but they’re only packed like that for arraignments or mass protest cases. I think that shook him more than he wants to let on.

That's an interesting point, and one that got glossed over. Hopefully that point gets raised should the case go to trial, and as support for streaming the trial. (It seems like Nick will not be taking a plea.) If Kiwis managed to fill the courtroom for a benign hearing, imagine what the full trial could be like? Especially if it keeps hitting the local news!

5. He seems obsessed that people are after his money. The Lawtubers, the government, everybody. Seems weird.

Money is all Nick has, and most of it isn't even his own- it's in the Trust. He buys friends, cokewhores, his wife, the balldomobile, his defamation suits, all of that is only possible with money. Without the sweet cash, Nick is an incel playing OSRS in a basement apartment and remembering the good old days of underwear parties in his dorm room, pissing into bottles and downing pills on kick to 15 viewers.

 

[Peace Through Power]

Is cookie slang for cocaine now?

I say yes

 

[AnOminous]

Wasn't Ralph chided by the judge for acting a fool during one or more of his Zoom appearances for the various Vickers things?

Was it specifically interrupting him? Maybe he did. I forget. I do remember the judge called him a tard about something.

Also when I read this I read it as "childed."

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Also when I read this I read it as "childed."

I couldn't think of the word 'admonished' when I typed it. I just remember him being a retard and getting shut down.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Sean said they have versions that only track drugs, not alcohol

See the thing is we only have Nicks word that that patch he's so eager to show the class tracks either, and Nicks word is worth less than excrement.

 

[RodgerDodger]

I kind of doubt they want to risk putting her on the stand. Her credibility as a witness is terrible (she is as much of a drug addicted swinger as everyone else in the house), and her doing something like telling the police specifically where to look for drugs in the house can be used to cast doubt on it being Racket's crack and not her crack. You don't generally want to prosecute crack heads by busting everyone in the crack shack and dragging some of them onto the stand to point fingers and say "yo hona we wuz all smokin crack but it was his crack in our crack pipe, he's the crack posessor." It turns into a shit show. Everyone has motivation to lie and throw everyone else under the bus. Everyone is drug-addled and bad at lying and unpredictable. Putting someone like April on the stand could torpedo the prosecution's case because she is a permafried coke whore and is going to act like one on cross exam. If they don't need her statements they will probably just concede and say "yeah, you can mute out the Nick-incriminating statements in the bodycam video. We have the drugs in his posession and in his kid's hair and all over his fucking nose. We don't need her."

They don't really need April. The Warrant specifically called out any safes, gun safes etc. They didn't need April to tell them where the coke was. They were going to find it. Really the only questions I can see police even having for her is "do you live here?" And "is this your credit card in the master bedroom covered with coke?" And possibly "do you know what these obscene cursed objects are? Some sort of satanic ritual?" (Baldo and Sonichu Medalion)

 

[Stupor Mario]

I haven’t watched one of Rackets’ streams for a long time. Since he was gonna talk about his big win yesterday, I put it on in the background this morning while doing other stuff. Here’s some sort of random thoughts.

1. He seems really, really mad about the “non-practicing lawyer” claim. He gets an angry look on his face when he says that phrase.

I generally can't stand to watch Nick's disingenuous song and dance routines for very long anymore, but I watched some long clips on Sean's stream last night. Nick is usually very good at maintaining his facade of ironic, smug superiority, but the mask was really slipping this time. He looked like he was on the verge of angry tears in a way that I can't recall ever seeing before.

My eternal question, is Nick consciously lying, or does he believe his own lies? Was he getting choked up last night out of frustration, because people are seeing through his lies, or because the court's pushback is shaking his own faith in the bullshit delusions that reign in his head?

 

[Cimmerian Kang]

2. His position on the purpose of yesterday’s hearing seems to have changed. A while ago, the hearing was going to get the warrant quashed and the coke evidence excluded. Now it’s just a request for a Franks hearing on the warrant.

Well, they are the same thing. Franks is his angle on getting the warrant out. I think it's the last card he has to play. Even a good defense attorney would take a couple of swipes at probable cause and warrant execution, even if it's going to lose, before giving up on this stupid bullshit, getting Nick to take a plea, and focusing on arguing his sentencing down.

4. I didn’t hear him mention we packed a courtroom full of very well-behaved Kiwis to watch him. To be fair, it was a small courtroom, but they’re only packed like that for arraignments or mass protest cases. I think that shook him more than he wants to let on.

Ls don't even register in the mind of someone with NPD. To him this never happened and you're really weird for making up that it did.

5. He seems obsessed that people are after his money. The Lawtubers, the government, everybody. Seems weird.

His family's trust probably has a set periodic payout, but his expenses (esp. his drug expenses) are tied to a tier of streaming success income he doesn't have access to anymore. Money is tight when it's going up everyone's nose faster than you can bring it in. And let's be honest, April is only there for the money/nose candy.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

They don't really need April. The Warrant specifically called out any safes, gun safes etc. They didn't need April to tell them where the coke was. They were going to find it. Really the only questions I can see police even having for her is "do you live here?" And "is this your credit card in the master bedroom covered with coke?" And possibly "do you know what these obscene cursed objects are? Some sort of satanic ritual?" (Baldo and Sonichu Medalion)

I think Nick is terrified of April on the stand, for the same reason he doesn't want her bodycam footage in. She is dumb as a box of rocks, and will sing given the slightest amount of pushback. She will try to do cute girl uwu, because the worked in the past. But the cops have seen the routine before, and it's not going to play well before a jury.

Also it will probably further blow up the qover, or at least accelerate it, and then Nick is stuck again with only Qayla's busted body.

My eternal question, is Nick consciously lying, or does he believe his own lies? Was he getting choked up last night out of frustration, because people are seeing through his lies, or because the court's pushback is shaking his own faith in the bullshit delusions that reign in his head?

Nick's lies of omission/weasel language are conscious. But his brain is drugged out enough that he starts to believe the lies he keeps repeating. He was faking emotion to try to pull sympathy from the audience (only would work on retards), and hopefully to hurt the rats who told on him.

 

[Oliver Onions]

That's probably why he starved them, like a cult leader. To keep them too weak to fight back.

He has the multiple wives thing going too, and the Balldo Bunker...did we include a Waco-style shootout on any of the bingo cards at the start of the year?

 

[RotPockets]

Nick describing the Frank's challenge and how the practicing lawyers are wrong in their assessment of the facts. Also remarks about how some think he's filing things on his own by he hired a lawyer to sign off on the motions. Calls everyone wrong and how the practicing attorneys are losing their predictions.
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Nick makes a smug statement about throwing away credibility to practicing lawyers.
You throw away your credibility on the altar of superchat money.
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He has that duper's delight smirk since he knows he's getting superchats in the same manner.




Nick still seething at the file leaking of his daughter testing positive for cocaine, saying it was done intentionally.
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Nick straight up saying Officer Pomplin lied. He hopes his motion will lead into the Frank's challenge.
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This seething bitch fit makes even more sense when you realize he is just rehashing everything he said to two dumb coke whores hours ago while pacing around punching himself in the head. This is like Take 2 cope, what a pathetic creature.

 

[Procrastinhater]

let's be honest, April is only there for the money/nose candy.

And looking at how desperate Nick is to not have her testimony in evidence, she knows/has already said enough to sink him, so she's basically got him by the Balldo at this point and he has to keep feeding her habit or risk she flips on him.
That's probably why she's following them round like a fly round a turd, even to places where it would be more benificial for him to at least present the appearance of a family that, while they may have "gone through a rough patch" are making the effort to pull their shit together, and having April hanging round looking like a hooker makes them all look like sleazy fucks.
Nick doesn't want to risk letting her out of his sight, when she's not under his immediate control, his narc control freak brain spirals and risks him Larsoning out and punching himself again.
April's in a position to run Balldo like the gimp he is. She knows it, he knows it, and that's maybe part of why he's looking so stressed.

This seething bitch fit makes even more sense when you realize he is just rehashing everything he said to two dumb coke whores hours ago while pacing around punching himself in the head. This is like Take 2 cope, what a pathetic creature.

Knowing that when things don't go Balldos way he Larsons out is fucking hysterical, remember when watching him put on his sleazy smug copestreams, this is the same guy that punches himself in tard rage over mean comments as soon as the camera is off.

 

[Stupor Mario]

Nick's lies of omission/weasel language are conscious. But his brain is drugged out enough that he starts to believe the lies he keeps repeating. He was faking emotion to try to pull sympathy from the audience (only would work on retards), and hopefully to hurt the rats who told on him.

I'll go along with you on the first part, but I dunno, I was seeing some real emotion in some of those clips. I thought that at any second Nick was going to burst into tears like an angry, pouty child.

I do think he's trying to play victim, though. "Oh, the State is oppressing me! Oh, the guberment lies and conspiracy! Oh, only I know the truth, but cannot reveal it! Oh, woe is innocent me!"

 

[AnOminous]

This seething bitch fit makes even more sense when you realize he is just rehashing everything he said to two dumb coke whores hours ago while pacing around punching himself in the head. This is like Take 2 cope, what a pathetic creature.

It would be sad if it weren't so funny, but there's nothing funnier than watching Balldo nearly in tears from pure tard rage.

I do think he's trying to play victim, though. "Oh, the State is oppressing me! Oh, the guberment lies and conspiracy! Oh, only I know the truth, but cannot reveal it! Oh, woe is innocent me!"

What's funnier is he's less concerned about ending up in prison than the fact that he, the self-declared "Law Pope," is being mercilessly dunked on by the rest of the YouTube lawfags.

 

[Fapcop]

Let's go ahead and debunk a Nick lie that he is arguing right now.

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Nick says that the Cop claimed to have watched his video ON his account, but since it was private, that would be impossible (even though he didn't private the video until well after 10 the next day since he was passed out).

Let's look at exactly what the warrant said.

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What the cop ACTUALLY said was that he was able to review the video that was TAKEN OFF OF Nick's channel. Cog's reupload was Nick's video that was TAKEN OFF OF Nick's channel. If Nick wants to claim that Cog altered it then all he has to do is simply un-private the video and show exactly what Cog changed.

"They said they watched my video" but the ACTUAL statement was "(I) was able to review the video that was taken off of Nick's social media sites"

These are two completely different statements. Is he just a lying liar that lies, or is his brain so scrambled that he can't read correctly?

It doesn't matter where the video was viewed, that's irrelevant, but Nick is trying to argue that the cop intentionally lied about where he viewed it when he very clearly did not.

I feel like I haven't seen this posted in the thread yet, Dick Masterson had a Rekieta segment during his show this week where he presents his version of what happened (neither Rekieta's story nor the truth). Sean the Audio Engineer was given a very brief synopsis from their listeners in Discord pre-show, and is a bit surprised to hear Dick refute everything, though for context Sean doesn't really believe much of anything of what Dick says on the show nowadays.

I think the full segment is worth watching, but I included two clips in particular where Dick provides "context" surrounding Rekieta's custody stipulations as well.

Full Segment:

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Sean Clips:

Spoiler

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MN attorney said it's a long shot. Sean said he would be embarassed to file what Rekieta did. Bromke wants more time to look at it.

There was a famous case with a doctor that got caught by Chris Hansen.

The transcripts were different in a dozen places, because one program transcribed smileys and another didn’t, so a judge threw them out…

Only to get overruled by another judge, because the minor differences didn’t make a material difference in the transcripts.

That was like a decade ago, and while I’m not a lawyer, I reckon there’s some established precedence with retards and non-practicing lawyers trying to use watermarks etc. as Hail Mary legal passes.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Calls everyone wrong and how the practicing attorneys are losing their predictions

THE practicing attorneys, even if they get every last prediction wrong, are STILL not coked out alcoholic bigamists. Eternal Practicing lawyer W cause of that

 

[NSA]

Everyone in the gunt/poly pic looks like they have AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDS

NICK

THIS IS A GUNT ALERT: THREAT LEVEL: AIDS

DO NOT ALLOW THE GUNT TO THUMB ANY ASSHOLES, NO MATTER HOW DAPPER OR FETCHING

 

[not william stenchever]

Is cookie slang for cocaine now?

How does the Cookie Monster do all that cocaine with no nose?

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Aids meds?

Benzos for withdrawals aren't out of the question. But AIDS meds are funnier. Would explain a lot of April gave him AIDS or vice versa.

 

[not william stenchever]

Benzos for withdrawals aren't out of the question. But AIDS meds are funnier. Would explain a lot of April gave him AIDS or vice versa.

Everyone knows it was Ricardo and Romaine. Double the pain for double the strains.