Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[RodgerDodger]

Wonder if it was Kaylas parents that reported them after their visit.

I believe one of the Church school mandatory Reporters was Kayla's sister

 

[Oxyjen]

Rockstar groupies tend to also be grimy, nasty, yeasty, and cokey.

The sad thing is, April could actually be attractive if she dressed nicely, didn’t have the horrible tattoos on show, and just acted “demure” to use Gunt’s parlance. Wasting the last years of her youth on this shit show.

 

[AnOminous]

I dunno what physical state the kid is in, but given Crackets looks like he weighs 80-pounds soaking wet I reckon any average teenager could knock him out.

That's probably why he starved them, like a cult leader. To keep them too weak to fight back.

 

[Vibralldo]

Not the bread thing again. I had to throw half my sandwich away yesterday because people kept talking about the bread thing.

The kiwi farms diet plan is working

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Rockstar groupies tend to also be grimy, nasty, yeasty, and cokey.

At least when balldosplaining the interwebs finally goes tits up, he can open up the balldo baqery

 

[AnOminous]

Nick's clearly still drinking. Booze. Maybe he's found a way to mask it somewhat, but more likely is the patch he's using doesn't detect alcohol.

I'm not convinced that patch is anything other than a prop that he wore on stream once.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

The way Nick just flaunts his polycule at this point... April being there with them all the time and even on the photo with ragepig. And guys - internet, whatever - but can you even imagine what their families are thinking about this? Papa Rekieta sounds like a senior retard who still wipes Nick's flat ass, but Kayla's family? They know very well everything Aaron has said is true, they know April is Nick's side coke whore. They know this is still the environment the kids are in. Can you even imagine watching your daughter/sister/aunt fuck her life up this bad?

He thinks that him having two slatternly women makes him look cool and alpha. Don't you feel owned?

 

[Procrastinhater]

He thinks that him having two slatternly women makes him look. Don't you feel owned?

Its so fucking retarded

Its Qayla Rekieta and April Amhole. He's not Hugh Hefner with a couple of Playmates hanging off each arm. (And even Hugh Hefner just looked like a grimy old man when he posed for pics with his pornsluts) Nicks fucking deluded. The booze and drugs has pickled his brain.

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

I'm not convinced that patch is anything other than a prop that he wore on stream once.

He keeps crying about having his hands tied and not being able to #TellMyTruth, but the fact is that he can get away with so many lies and bullshit since the county isn't gonna come out and @ random kiwi farmers to go "excuse me, sir, that isn't factually accurate".
If he wants to wear a patch as a prop while whiskey-spiking his new enormous chalice of "milky sweet tea", he's perfectly able to do so.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Lawyers, especially the NPD ones (which is like ~60%), have a tendency to fall into an almost Sovereign Citizen level delusion where they conflate 'what is proven in legal terms' with 'what is actually true'. Because their profession is bound by those very specific rules, they start to think everyone is, and that they are some kind of Noble Truth Duellist creating a new reality through genius legal work.

Even though everyone else on the earth understands it to be what it is, ie a legally codified form of lying. Just because a piece of evidence might have been made inadmissible in court by some gay technicality, it is still evidence to the entire rest of the world.

This is the real source of Nick's seething: the fact that the narrative around him stays exactly the same regardless of what cunning legal maneuver he pulls off. We're supposed to be tricked, damn it! There are RULES!

Thank you for perfectly stating a concept I was just starting to work through. And stating it far better than I could. These docs and Nicks stream left me so seething. The whole "the state has no evidence of either parent doing drugs" insistence is infuriating.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

You can cause yourself a fucking seizure continually drinking water as well, it’s really not a smart idea.

You'd have to drink tons and tons of water to suffer from hyponatremia.

 

[Scan_Lines]

I believe one of the Church school mandatory Reporters was Kayla's sister

Which is probably why Nick was acting all upset on his last livestream when talking about knowing who it was that reported them.

 

[Vibralldo]

I'm not convinced that patch is anything other than a prop that he wore on stream once.

Sean said they have versions that only track drugs, not alcohol

 

[Major]

This shit made me MATI.
NOTHING good happens later in life for kids who had to grow up too quick because mommy and daddy coudn't get their shit together enough to stop snorting boogersugar, run a vaccuum and make some chicken nuggets once in a while for the kids.
Nick and Kayla are monumental failures and it will be a fucking miracle if their children can have healthy relationships in their adult life. Fuck these worthless assholes and the people who enable them.

Remember Nick thinks parenting is giving his kids a cookie and an ipad and telling them to shutup and not bother him

 

[Scan_Lines]

Remember Nick thinks parenting is giving his kids a cookie and an ipad and telling them to shutup and not bother him

Is cookie slang for cocaine now?

 

[AnOminous]

And like, who’s actually going to care? Assuming this is a family member or close friend who lives nearby, I don’t see them losing any friends or their job over reporting a coke addict to CPS because his kids were hungry and smelly.

Yeah no shit. If anything, being the one who got this utter scumbag busted is going to get a nice brofist for whoever did it.

 

[talk talk talk]

I haven’t watched one of Rackets’ streams for a long time. Since he was gonna talk about his big win yesterday, I put it on in the background this morning while doing other stuff. Here’s some sort of random thoughts.

1. He seems really, really mad about the “non-practicing lawyer” claim. He gets an angry look on his face when he says that phrase.

2. His position on the purpose of yesterday’s hearing seems to have changed. A while ago, the hearing was going to get the warrant quashed and the coke evidence excluded. Now it’s just a request for a Franks hearing on the warrant.

3. Every second he spends yelling at other YouTube lawyers is a second he could be doing something better. Staying up all night drinking “water” yelling at people who aren’t even there seems like a poor use of time.

4. I didn’t hear him mention we packed a courtroom full of very well-behaved Kiwis to watch him. To be fair, it was a small courtroom, but they’re only packed like that for arraignments or mass protest cases. I think that shook him more than he wants to let on.

5. He seems obsessed that people are after his money. The Lawtubers, the government, everybody. Seems weird.

 

[obongo]

[...] Amenities such as : Nose before hoes RekietaLaw memorabilia, JBL bluetooth speaker to enjoy 14 hours of 'Les Voyages De L'âme by Alcest' and a neatly placed handgun to test your gag reflex and contemplate your life choices included.

QRD on this Alcest reference?

 

[AnOminous]

Nick barely worked a weeks worth of hours as an attorney so I’d honestly hold Ralph above him in terms of court room experience.

I'd bet even Ralph knows better than to interrupt a judge and try to talk over him, much less do it repeatedly in the same hearing like an absolute moron.

QRD on this Alcest reference?

Allegedly Byuu offed himself to it.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I'd bet even Ralph knows better than to interrupt a judge and try to talk over him, much less do it repeatedly in the same hearing like an absolute moron.

Wasn't Ralph chided by the judge for acting a fool during one or more of his Zoom appearances for the various Vickers things?