Cutie mark? More like Cuties mark.
Andy Warski really nailed it the other night. Dax looks more and more Mexican as time goes on
He's going bald too.
In my experience, children resulting from white/non-white Hispanic relationships, tend to start white and over time starting at puberty they become more Hispanic. It's not a mystery though as people get older, they often get more weathered and swarthier. Thus, they look more Hispanic as many Hispanics are mixed race.
He’s about as bald as Maddox at this point. Maddax piles up his hair and keeps it in place with his headphones to hide it. Nobody actually buys it but he hopes it’ll work on naive girls. It probably worked on MintSalad and that’s it.
It would be funny if he turned out to be a feeder, especially given all the cracks he's taken at Null's weight, but I think the reality is he makes a lot of fat chick jokes because it's his only material.
It's especially bizarre when you consider who else is out there. Patrick Tomlinson is extremely easy to provoke and very litigious, antagonising him would give Dax exactly what he wants. Then again Patrick is a favourite of the Farms, so maybe that's the problem: Dick wants to discover his very own pet retard, but we've sewn up the market so he has to settle for scraps like Eric July.
There’s plenty more entertaining lolcows or even just random autism out there. The entire “USER” community on YouTube is a perfect example. Sure it’s a lot of people, but there’s hours of retarded nonsense there that you can grift off of.
This retard is turning into Patty Tomlinson with his repeated looping display of brain damage.
iDubbbz would be a good target for Dick's particular brand of sperging, but that might hit a bit too close to home since (in spite of his posturing) he and Juju are in a fairly similar position, although Ian's at least young enough he still has a chance to turn things around.
Owen A. would skewer both Dick and Vito for being piss poor imitations of Opie and Anthony.
It would be a very interesting turn of events if Dick and Vito became a new target of the pests. Given how much he cried about the inflatable cow I don't know how he'd handle their shenanigans.
