Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Tiresome]

I bet they also mosey into church carrying their Starbucks

It's worse. They sell Starbucks IN church now.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

It's worse. They sell Starbucks IN church now.

If Jack’s church sold Starbucks, I’m sure he’d be tempted to sue them over the caffeine he blames for his multiple strokes. It still cracks me up that he pretends his absolutely atrocious diet and sedentary lifestyle had nothing to do with any of that.

Speaking of which, this blog post about how Tammy enables Jack is rather amusing. Jack is the kind of asshole who, despite being completely spherical and composed of majority adipose tissue, probably makes fun of Tammy for being overweight. He’ll never acknowledge how lucky he is that she decided to slum it with him.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

I'm no fan of big Pharma companies they make and develop the very drugs that keep some people alive while taking every opportunity to fuck us over. But Jack has to be taking a small pharmacy worth of drugs daily to keep his ass alive so he can STFU.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

But Jack has to be taking a small pharmacy worth of drugs daily to keep his ass alive so he can STFU.

If Jack could only get new fast food menu items on prescription, he would be giving Big Pharma a rusty trombone three times a day.

 

[Stone Cold Sneed Austin]

does Tammy/jacks phone have fucking pokemon go open on the dash?
also they ordered 8 chicken fries, but mysteriously when Tammy "tries" them on camera there only seem to be a few left in the box

It's amazing that he can eat as terribly as he does and yet not balloon out to Boogie-tier sizes. (Not that it's done him any favors, I forget if his heart is on jakatak4 or jakatak5.)

 

[ZipDisk]

Seems to be to a page that has one of those stupid prize wheel popups.

You mean some sort of roulette wheel?

I still think it's funny Jack defends his retarded version of recipe roulette, lists it in his video content... and never did that either.

Rob did it using Jack's cookbook!

 

[Gulls on Film]

Of all the slimy shit Jack does, LARPing as some kind of lay preacher is by far the most insufferable. Instead of sharing his “testimony” (a word beloved by his ilk) about his shortcomings and how he tries to overcome them using spiritual tools — which would require humility — Jack will only order people around and tell everyone what THEY “need” to do.

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If your house of worship is fronted by some fat fag in mom jeans and sneakers, your house of worship would be more useful as kindling. Way to show honor and respect, faggots.

Damn, God must have really bad dreams about Jack.

 

[densedance]

 

[SteveGoatman]

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Whenever a jag off like Jack starts his post with "serious question" it's 100% bullshit and him just being passive aggressive instead of just coming out and saying whatever it is he wants to say. So instead he's trying to get someone else to say it for him, or say something he disagrees with so he can post an obnoxious reply that he won't elaborate on. He's probably worked up still about the Olypmic boxer or some other imagined plight he's having to struggle with in role as a cultural warrior.

 

[AltisticRight]

“I’d like to draw your attention to one thing in particular in Exhibit C.”

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Omlette maker? That's a thing?
People who call themselves chefs, would buy such a thing?
I hope it does blow up in his fat face.

No one eats raw shrimp as sushi

Sea ones are fine like scampi and lobster. Scampi is used raw a lot in Sushi, fancy expensive stuff that tastes like textured sweet jelly with a hint of the sea, not worth it.
Though, they usually taste a lot better cooked.

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Should Jack Scalfani have another stroke?
Be honest.
Heart react = YES
Disagree react = NO

 

[Super Hans v2]

It's worse. They sell Starbucks IN church now.

I think Jesus had some things to say about using a temple as a place of business.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I think Jesus had some things to say about using a temple as a place of business.

Time to get the whip out and flip tables.

 

[Tiresome]

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Drafted? What the fuck is the retard talking about now, the draft ended in 1972. If he's talking about Selective Service for future wars, surely JAYSUS will bring all the True Beeleevurz up to Hebben before it becomes so desperate that Jack will have to be defended by WIMMEN, right? Then he'll look down on earth, wipe a tear using his miraculously healed angelic right arm and say, sincerely, "Thanks, mom."

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I bet they also mosey into church carrying their Starbucks and wear flannel pajama bottoms and slippers to the grocery store. These are the same bottom of the barrel white people who scream at their TV screens and think they have something to teach the rest of America about how to live life.

This is the part I really don't get. I mean I dress for comfort over style if I can get away with it but it's frankly mind boggling how you can see people in literal slippers and pajamas walking around a supermarket at 3pm. Have a little self-respect and put some effort into trying to at least not look like you don't give a fuck even if you don't give a fuck.

And each and every single one of those people who do walk around like that tend to be the most self-centered people out there.

 

[#Ripley #]

This is the part I really don't get. I mean I dress for comfort over style if I can get away with it but it's frankly mind boggling how you can see people in literal slippers and pajamas walking around a supermarket at 3pm. Have a little self-respect and put some effort into trying to at least not look like you don't give a fuck even if you don't give a fuck.

And each and every single one of those people who do walk around like that tend to be the most self-centered people out there.

Dressing in a decent way is really about respect for others, in my humble opinion.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Dressing in a decent way is really about respect for others, in my humble opinion.

In a house of worship, it’s about showing respect to and honoring God. I wear nicer clothes to clean my garage than these lazy pieces of shit wear to “worship.”

 

[Blasterisk]

We should draft Jack and roll him downhill at our enemies.

 

[abobe]

The bitmoji is even worse now.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Pastor Jack is back:



He has all this advice for everyone else, yet can’t get through the day without eating 10,000 calories to calm his nerves. And he still has to sperg about the kind of shit anyone else would shrug off:

 

[Tiresome]

The bitmoji is even worse now.

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Tammy, sighing, enters with a mop, a dustpan and another megapack of baby wipes.