Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.0%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 26.6%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 55 15.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 135 38.6%

  • Total voters
    350
Ralph may have opened him up to third degree witness tampering:
Considering that Ralph and Aaron were going to entertain the world with a fist fight independent of Nick, it would be a monumentally huge task to prove Nick was trying to intimidate Aaron through Nick.

In fact, I'd daresay it would be easier to prove that Aaron was going through Ralph to get to Nick/April rather than vice versa. Don't underestimate Aaron's stupidity in order to retain the center square. He's trying to annoy people the state accused of felony. They are going to smack him hard if he keeps this up. The dramaz if Nick filed for a restraining order against Aaron after the boxing challenge and revenge porn....

Aaron has no sense of the line. They already arrested and convicted him of harassment this week. He needs to be careful. He's turning into a special lolcow. Aaron thinks he's just fine when he's really close to jail over harassing a coke qover.
 
I actually think dick is far far more intelligent than nick. He's actually very clever even if he does really retarded psychotic shit. Now he's retarded in a lot of ways that matter but he is able to outsmart a ton of people here me included for years to an insane degree.

I think his ability to deceive and phrase things well and think on his feet is everything nick imagines himself to be doing when he mumbles incoherently about vagina liquor and the myopia of poverty
When booze comes to play, Balldo is a fucking retard. Otherwise, I doubt that lying babbling fat LA Maddox skinwalker is any smarter than the ordinary Mexican mowing your lawn.

The issue with Dax was pretty clear to me. He wasn't funny but he wasn't unfunny, he was friendly with the "Sektur" so all his gay misdeeds went under the radar. Anyone who spoke out were labelled as a-logs, yet all of them have been proven right at this point. Because of that, it does seem like a lot of people found the necessity to go ultra hard on him to compensate for their previous Juju simpery. This isn't ideal, it's best to have somewhat of a neutral stance. If Juju donates to charity and he can prove it, I'll give him credit. Now, the same can be said about Gunt and Balldo. Andy Warski on the other hand was always seen as a lolcow to laugh at and not too involved with the forum, yet people's stance on him is quite neutral.

Moral of this story is to never ever get cosy with e-celebrities. When they suck up to KF, they want a trollshield to hide their gay skeletons.
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It's a confrontation clause argument that April's statements violated Miranda, if offered against Nick then he would have a right to confront April on the stand, but because of the Miranda violation April would not be able to be put on the stand by the state to introduce her statements.
Except he didn't even really MAKE that argument. The conclusory statement at the end is that the state could only introduce April's statement if she were available for cross examination, NOT that they couldn't call her at all, which appears to be what the bulk of the section was arguing. In other words, it makes that argument, then undermines it at the end.
Considering that Ralph and Aaron were going to entertain the world with a fist fight independent of Nick, it would be a monumentally huge task to prove Nick was trying to intimidate Aaron through Nick.
That would be the Ralphadefense, I wasn't trying to intimidate a witness, I was talking shit about some asshole who had been antagonizing me for days.

They don't have to prosecute him for the judge to take a really dim view of it though.
 
Man I really hate Nick. The government does not get to lie. I as a prosecutor have an ethical obligation NOT to lie, I have an ethical obligation NOT to prosecute cases I don't think I should be prosecution in good faith. He's about as obnoxious as a sovcit at this point.
 
Andy Warski on the other hand was always seen as a lolcow to laugh at and not too involved with the forum, yet people's stance on him is quite neutral.
i actually liked warski and watched him far more than dax whos only episode i watched was him talking about the breakfast lobby. even people more neutral to just hating on him even were still fooled about things like his success online etc. he makes dumb decisions though and i think its led him into a state where his narrative crafting wont work and will only ever backfire because he went all in and got exposed.

didnt really help him much he lives in a crack shack his dad apparently got him and is known variably as a child rapist or a nazi rapist depending on the milieu. i just think hes able to do alot of the slimy tricks nick tries and fails to do.

He's about as obnoxious as a sovcit at this point.
so what youre saying is the court is probably a big fan of the nick stream and he should definitely fight this to the bitter end and always make sure to preempt the pleb on the bench to make sure hes graced with the learnings of the balldo.
 
there's a lot of KC dick riders ITT
I like KC but if they screw something up I'll have no second thoughts when calling them out, like that "bombshell" they claimed to have which ended up being a gayop. To their credit, they made sure to check before dropping it but we all knew it was fake and gay.
 
outsmart a ton of people here me included for years to an insane degree.
most of it was him channeling the rage of an alt-right demo. Anyone with half a brain understood Maddox turned into a fag, and if Dick never befriended Maddox, he'd just be his biggest A-log here instead of on patreon. Turning it into a political matter meant people gave him a shitload of passes, as we saw with Eric July, once dick doesn't have fellow travelers agreeing with every shady thing he does, its obvious he's just a psycho. Null won't admit it but a lot of his support of dick was for the same reason, dick was the biggest fish in the sector for a long time, so his faults even if they were apparent fell by the wayside. You can literally read the first 30 pages of his thread, its very easy to see that people mainly liked him because of how much they hated Maddox, and the few LA residents in the thread called him out for being a fag immediately, like the one realtor guy who posted Dick's dox and got banned because Null and others had some retarded definition of a mansion.

Do people forget that on the same night PPP destroyed Dick on Rekieta law, the killstream had a guest on that apologized because they assumed based on how Dick looked and how he was surrounded by trannies and pedos at a trump rally that he was some agent saboteur and was just there as a bad actor.

meaning everyone in LA just from assumptions thinks he's awful and a snake and a scam artist and exclusively out to fuck people over. Its a big reason his biggest tv credit in the last decade has been being a sleazy serial killer merch salesman
 
Man I really hate Nick. The government does not get to lie. I as a prosecutor have an ethical obligation NOT to lie, I have an ethical obligation NOT to prosecute cases I don't think I should be prosecution in good faith. He's about as obnoxious as a sovcit at this point.
He's a dickhead. His circular reason is idiotic. The prosecutor straight up created and followed the safety plan without his help. She had to ask for a special order so that Nick couldn't revoke consent. And when the piece of shit completed the 60 days, she gave his kids back. He's a slimy dissembling weasel. Even now, he's saying that the detective lied in the affidavit. He's already saying that he didn't accuse him of perjury because the issue he lied about wasn't material. His latest argument is that knowingly deceiving the court overcomes the material requirement of the lie.

Nick rarely disparages the prosecutor. He knows she has been more than fair with him. If she was really going after him rather than looking after his kids and justice, he'd be w/o kids and forced to stay away from April. I'm betting she has a lot of discretion that she hasn't abused at all.
 
I like KC but if they screw something up I'll have no second thoughts when calling them out
I've said it before and I'll say it again if you can stand PPP's voice I seriously question your intelligence. The CIA uses recordings of that fat retards voice to torture terrorists. Also, they get like 50% of everything they talk about wrong.
 
He's a dickhead. His circular reason is idiotic. The prosecutor straight up created and followed the safety plan without his help. She had to ask for a special order so that Nick couldn't revoke consent. And when the piece of shit completed the 60 days, she gave his kids back. He's a slimy dissembling weasel. Even now, he's saying that the detective lied in the affidavit. He's already saying that he didn't accuse him of perjury because the issue he lied about wasn't material. His latest argument is that knowingly deceiving the court overcomes the material requirement of the lie.

Nick rarely disparages the prosecutor. He knows she has been more than fair with him. If she was really going after him rather than looking after his kids and justice, he'd be w/o kids and forced to stay away from April. I'm betting she has a lot of discretion that she hasn't abused at all.
I've been trying to keep track of his current argument. He indiciates his argument is not that the stream is not accurate, but rather his argument is that the officer lied about seeing 'his stream'.

I have no fucking idea what retarded shit he is on with that.
 
I've been trying to keep track of his current argument. He indiciates his argument is not that the stream is not accurate, but rather his argument is that the officer lied about seeing 'his stream'.

I have no fucking idea what retarded shit he is on with that.
For his opening statement, Nick might as well go with:

"Your honor, the state claims to have found coke in our household, but we only drink Pepsi"

*crickets*

"Anyway judge, have you ever been to a Denny's with a cop?"
 
I've been trying to keep track of his current argument. He indiciates his argument is not that the stream is not accurate, but rather his argument is that the officer lied about seeing 'his stream'.

I have no fucking idea what retarded shit he is on with that.

It’s the new Cop at Denny’s joke, we need to get DSP to explain it.
 
I've been trying to keep track of his current argument. He indiciates his argument is not that the stream is not accurate, but rather his argument is that the officer lied about seeing 'his stream'.
I'm not an alcoholic wet brain, but I'd wager he's trying to cut a fine line between not the original stream as compared to a second-hand copy that has been edited. The problem being, outside of the water mark, restreamers don't do anything else to the source video. I understand Nick's argument of "it's not the original," but I also understand the police version of "it's the best we could get since the original was hidden." But even if the police are 100% wrong on that, they also have testimonies from the mandated reporter and others. As an uneducated every-man, this makes me want to say, "Okay Nick, prove you weren't unhealthy looking, swaying back and forth, repeating Cope and Sneed, with white powder on your nose." You have the video/evidence, prove us all wrong Nick. Did the police lie, I'd say it depends on who you ask; if I couldn't access the original, but let's say there were multiple copies around that all have you acting the same; fine, I didn't get it off your channel, but you're still acting like a fucking druggie.

As for him acting like a retarded sovereign citizen; most people mock his shitty Denny's joke with Kurt, but also remember he made an insinuation that he wouldn't report a massage parlor girl being held against her will.
 
I've been trying to keep track of his current argument. He indiciates his argument is not that the stream is not accurate, but rather his argument is that the officer lied about seeing 'his stream'.

I have no fucking idea what retarded shit he is on with that.
Yup. He even says that the "lie" isn't even material because, you know, the video is identical to his. He's saying that the vague origin story wording of the video is a deliberate deception, for no known reason or advantage, that magically makes the warrant invalid.

Probably about 5 minutes of examination by the court. "Q: Ofc, Pomplin did you believe the video provided the court was a true depiction of the defendant when you applied for the SW? A: Yes"
 
Nick has the attitude of a magician who is really offended that you don't believe in magic even though they put all that effort into their illusions. It's like buddy, the remaining 99.999999% of my life experience has taught me that magic does not exist, it's going to take more than a badly dressed faggot waving his hands around to convince me otherwise. I might not be able to tell you exactly how the trick was done, but I am also aware of there being much more likely scenarios for what I saw than 'It's Real Magic Bro'.
This is what fascinates me about Nick. His go to strategy is almost always to spit out a bunch of snarky assertions and innuendo and then rely on the power of his facial expressions and levels of sarcasm to try and force the audience to just accept whatever he says as being true no matter how unlikely or absurd. And then you hear the same refrain, "You don't know the truth, only I know the truth." It's like watching a Jedi or a vampire use sheer force of will to try and dominate his victims.

It's completely bizarre and fascinating. Like watching a cult leader in action. He also reminds me of Andy Griffith's character in A Face in the Crowd from 1957.
 
I'm reading older filings by Rekieta and White.

Rekieta Motion
34-CR-18-14
Index #17

White Motion
30-CR-22-628
Index #22

I'll try to stay brief. I think White uses the motions to dismiss as a way to suss out what the judge is willing to consider; he then writes a detailed brief for whatever the judge asks. This motion-hearing-briefs-decision pattern happened in both prior cases, and seems to be happening in the current case. For all I know the lawyers ITT are going to say "duh", or correct me, but I haven't looked at this before.

Based on very limited reading, the motion reads like White and not Rekieta. Obviously arguments he is already familiar with are better written. The April section just reads like an early draft to me. Either he half-assed it to keep Rekieta happy or wasn't given a lot of time (i.e. money) to draft it. He is clearly capable of doing better.

My two cents.

(Aside: The judge in the White case, at index #28, wrote what I expected legal text to look like.)
 
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