Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Geraldine]

2. Biological sex is indeed sometimes mutable. But never in humans. You are not a clownfish.

Does being a 'clown' count as halfway there?

 

[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

Try thinking, and lurking, before you Kool Aid Man in with such a fucking low iQ take.

You say/write a lot of things that make me laugh. Maybe it's because I've seen enough names/avitars around that I've associated voices with them, and yours had this distinct tenor where everything could be taken as sarcasm or general annoyance. This time, you were grumbling. I'm still chuckling as I think about this. Thanks for the unintentional humor.

Speaking of which...

If you're going to go full autist here, at least be correct.

Another example.

Tranny L's... Who'd thought this would bring this motley crew together?

 

[Shadow Man Dingo]

excellent find @Evilronald reddit tranny literally says being a tranny in 2024 is like living in a fantasy world that doesn't exist.

If he only knew C.S. Lewis wrote the chronicles of Narnia with heavily mixed christian undertones. He wanted to end sectarian violence between catholics and protestants.

But as a tranny it's a good reference book to use as a source for my delusional behavior.

 

[Cuckoman]

Don’t talk to ‘journalists’ !​

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The consensus on the main UK trans subreddit (there is not a single opposite viewpoint and the following bot message appears) is to not have any contact with the press.

Very good idea Trannies. No one really want to hear your pedophilic views so if you self-select to never talk to media or push your perverted fetishes in media we are all for it.
I agree, you should never present your views in media.

But honestly. Isn't this admission that your views are so fucked up that you think it is better optics if your "enemies" get a monopoly on media presence? You think it is better if normies only hear from your "enemies" but never your side of the story?
I also agree with that. There is no upside for anyone to have you push your message in media.

 

[Hassou Tobi]

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So when the orange man was in power things were better for trannies? It’s almost like them minding their own business and not becoming bold and trying to corrupt children meant people just thought there were weird but didn’t care.

Sigh the tranny is obviously majorly exaggerating making his life sound worse than a Jew in 1930’s Germany, but it makes me so wistful. If only troons really were suffering violence and complete social ostracism like they deserve.

 

[PigFarm]

Even only hearing his side of the story as he tells it, it’s obvious that there’s a longstanding habit of abuse. I mean, you shouldn’t need your wife to tell you when you’re taking it out on her. You shouldn’t even be taking it out on her. Don’t even get me started on the way he treats her health issues like she’s the one making excuses. The guy is an absolute shit and I hope he gets SRS complications.

Even the comments, from other troons, are like "yeah I'd consider your behaviour violent." That's hilarious to me

 

[Surfin Terf]

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Sigh the tranny is obviously majorly exaggerating making his life sound worse than a Jew in 1930’s Germany, but it makes me so wistful. If only troons really were suffering violence and complete social ostracism. It’s what they deserve.

Really? You don't think that someone was pinning fliers calling for "trans eradication" on all the doors in his neighborhood?

 

[Evilronald]

excellent find @Evilronald reddit tranny literally says being a tranny in 2024 is like living in a fantasy world that doesn't exist.

If he only knew C.S. Lewis wrote the chronicles of Narnia with heavily mixed christian undertones. He wanted to end sectarian violence between catholics and protestants.

But as a tranny it's a good reference book to use as a source for my delusional behavior.

It would be hilarious if someone said “Dune” or “The Lord of the Rings” spoke to them as a tranny. Maybe the “The Rings Of Power” does because it’s globohomo trash, but the original books are unapologetically Christian.

 

[FiveStarAce]

I like this one.

Dude troons out (again) and acts like a twat, shows some aggressive tendencies to his wife.

Wife kicks his ass out, while also receiving a referral to some clinics for some concerning health issues. But she has the AUDACITY to tell people about their divorce and his troonery. She's literal satan, guguys.

It's always just "ME, ME, ME" with these people, right?

 

[LongDayAgain]

For the sake of my mental health, I’m going to assume this isn’t real. Fuck me.

 

[Roland TB-303]

For the sake of my mental health, I’m going to assume this isn’t real. Fuck me.

That’s it I’m logging off, good night.

 

[FinnSven]

By that standard my (male) hand is a vagina.

I bet you were popular in boarding school?

 

[Tilikum]

Our vaginas can do everything that Cis women without a uturus can do!

You Will Never Be Able To Perform Pompoir

 

[Tragi-Chan]

But honestly. Isn't this admission that your views are so fucked up that you think it is better optics if your "enemies" get a monopoly on media presence? You think it is better if normies only hear from your "enemies" but never your side of the story?
I also agree with that. There is no upside for anyone to have you push your message in media.

It’s cope. They’re autists who can’t wrap their heads around the fact that people can draw their own conclusions that differ from what the troons want them to think. Changing the narrative would mean not acting like a bunch of perverts and becoming the respectable just-want-to-exist citizens they claim to be.

This gives them the illusion of lack of control. They can pretend that “it’s not the explicit fantasies about raping cis women, it’s the EEEEEVIL journalists twisting our harmless innocent words.”

 

[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

I just legitimately shuddered thinking of some middle aged volunteer going in to anoint the "reproductive area" of what they thought was a woman and touching a dick.

Aaaaaaaand here we have the reason folx! The guy's inability to coom for the Lord in their longstanding, unchanged practices is why Mormons aren't getting with the times. Don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining. Just needed to pinpoint the real reason.

 

[the inconfident]

For the sake of my mental health, I’m going to assume this isn’t real. Fuck me.

100% reconsidering donating organs and stuff after I die. Don't want my skin making some amhole for a disturbed dude.

 

[Poonocchio]

For the sake of my mental health, I’m going to assume this isn’t real. Fuck me.

Oh, it's real. You don't know the fabled amhole owner?! You're in for a treat. Meet Kevvy Gibes. Enjoy and I'm sorry.

 

[Procrastinhater]

But as a tranny it's a good reference book to use as a source for my delusional behavior.

Unless you're Ellen Page, there's a whole chapter about Beavers that would traumatize her, and they turn up periodically throughout the books, which for her would be like jump scares.

Spoiler: Bober

 

[Fapcop]

This one made me chuckle…

A young “stealth” pooner is suddenly asked “how she chose her name”…

WHATS GOING ON?!? HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?!?

https://www.reddit.com/r/ftm/comments/1eytr75/coworker_asking_me_why_i_chose_my_name_but_im/

The replies are full of pooners copeing, LARPing tough guys and trying to figure out this mystery. While tap dancing around the obvious.

 

[Hassou Tobi]

This one made me chuckle…

A young “stealth” pooner is suddenly asked “how she chose her name”…

WHATS GOING ON?!? HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?!?

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https://www.reddit.com/r/ftm/comments/1eytr75/coworker_asking_me_why_i_chose_my_name_but_im/

The replies are full of pooners copeing, LARPing tough guys and trying to figure out this mystery. While tap dancing around the obvious.

LMAO whenever there is evidence that they don't pass they always go to the "people have been genuinely surprised when I tell them I'm trans!"
No shit, people fake that too. Or they're surprised that you thought it was a secret.

First comment "Is there a possibility they're trans themself, clocked you (we tend to clock each other easier), and was trying to carefully connect with you?"
OP replies "I don’t think so."

Gosh, it's almost like you can tell when someone's trans or not.

Then a bunch of pooners giving the very manly suggestion to complain to the manager. Also the random retail manager etc is not going to be that sensitive and attuned to tranny shit. Asking someone if Oliver is their real name is not a grave offense outside of tranny Twitter.