Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel - Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to Krebs cycle, bed mayo enjoyer, kicked out of house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets

The donations to the GFM have dried up, too. There’s still some money that trickles in - she’s gotten about $200 in the last two days when she ramped up the e-begging, but before that she only got a few bucks every couple of days.

Now, I have a radical idea: lose the chair and FUCKING WALK, Victoria. That will solve most of your practical issues (you still have to work on your personality, though). You don’t need a goddamn tardoped to get around.

I still don’t really get why she supposedly needs it. Is it that migraine that “basically was a stroke”? EDS?
 
The donations to the GFM have dried up, too. There’s still some money that trickles in - she’s gotten about $200 in the last two days when she ramped up the e-begging, but before that she only got a few bucks every couple of days.

Now, I have a radical idea: lose the chair and FUCKING WALK, Victoria. That will solve most of your practical issues (you still have to work on your personality, though). You don’t need a goddamn tardoped to get around.

I still don’t really get why she supposedly needs it. Is it that migraine that “basically was a stroke”? EDS?
Looks like the precipitating event was a labral tear (I looked back at the first post in this thread). But I would be shocked if she doesn't claim the reason for the tear happening at all, and why she needs the chair even after it healed, is EDS, simply because she definitely is a fan of the MCAS bit.
 
Looks like the precipitating event was a labral tear (I looked back at the first post in this thread). But I would be shocked if she doesn't claim the reason for the tear happening at all, and why she needs the chair even after it healed, is EDS, simply because she definitely is a fan of the MCAS bit.
I think I knew that but it’s so fucking stupid that my brain refuses to accept it.
 
Victoria’s Vyanse has kicked in, she’s tweeting a lot of nonsense and it’s hard to keep up.

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Yeah, that’s tweaking, not autism, sis.

The e-begging is relentless. The acute housing situation seems to have magically resolved itself, some schmuck now has this specimen attached to a rug in her apartment.

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She found a “therapist” (OF COLOR) ie most likely some “trauma informed” professional affirmer of delusions. She’s mixed race now, btw.

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Fuck you, mom and dad! Ofc.

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And a rare moment of almost getting it:

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Sorry, a bit of a low effort-post, and mostly wanted to update you on her creative living arrangements. I wonder who took her in, and how soon they regretted it.
 
What a thread. It's amazing how much Victoria resembles two cows who have popped up a bit in the Tranny Sideshows thread, Aleksei Ilídio Valentín and Lev Mirov. I hope you will excuse the detour, but the similarities are remarkable.

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They are munchie pooners as well, but the similarities go much deeper:

For one, they have all desperately scoured their heritage for something slightly brown, and then concocted elaborate stories about how their brown heritage was suppressed during their upbringing. For example, Emily's gradual increasingly ethnic-sounding name changes:

Formerly Emily Anne Moniz
then Emilia Moriz Mirova
evolved to Anya Moriz Mirova
who became India Valentin
and then Aleksei Moriz Mirov
to the final(?) form of Aleksei Ilidio Valentin

And Lev's many stories of how her family DESTROYED HER INNER FILIPINO:

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This not only gives them as many oppression points as "people of color" but more, because it means that they are POC who had their true backgrounds cruelly genocided as children. A great way for white women to leapfrog to the top of the oppression pile.

They're also fake Jews:

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(The only real personality difference is that they are not quite as bold about their grifting and health demands as Victoria is, but that's probably just because they don't come from money like she does and never got accustomed to that level of entitlement.)

But by far the most interesting similarity is their general attitude towards life, as exemplified in that last screenshot. Things just happen to them, terrible random things, and all they can do is cry to the heavens and reach out to their followers for more attention and money. Nothing that happens to them ever has any connection to their past actions, and nothing can be done about it except to curse one's cruel existence.

Are any of their health problems related to years of abusing steroids? Might their hives and autoimmune conditions be connected to being in a constant state of systemic inflammation due to being a fatass? Are they facing homelessness because they decided to show up in NYC on a whim and demand a particular type of free accommodation? No, these things just happen, and when they happen one must simply cry out for help, without thought to the past or future.

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Is there a reason mold grew on my shower stool? Have I ever stepped back and thought about how I, once a healthy young woman pre-testosterone and pre-obesity, got to the point where I can no longer stand up in the shower? Should I clean the shower stool? No to all of these things! There is naught to do but curse the cruel gods (and then ask for money).
 
Nothing to eat but rice? Ancient problems demand ancient solutions (with modern websites) :


Victoria seems not to want to use the systems in place for homeless and destitute people, but instead rely on temporarily embarrassed millionaire financial aid.

However, it looks like NYU is pushing back. Victoria has failed to make satisfactory academic progress (SAP) and cannot get financial aid unless she gets a doctor's note that says she failed her previous classes due to medical reasons that have now been resolved.

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Only autism can possibly explain someone being a stubborn asshole who pretends to be nonverbal whenever it suits them.

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Some fun garbage about how masks make Victoria perfectly healthy:

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So Victoria hasn't caught anything in 4+ years...which is so weird because...

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I found this little treat from the archives while digging up all the previous illnesses.

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She also repeatedly claims covid would kill her (and has claimed this since 2021) but now also claims her current problems are post-viral illness from contracting what she's sure was covid. She's also been on Paxlovid multiple times and claims it was a magic cure for her chronic fatigue.
 
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Nothing to eat but rice? Ancient problems demand ancient solutions (with modern websites) :

Oh I'm sure she can't go to a food bank with all her snowflake dietary needs. Remember how horribly sensitive to gluten she is? I'm sure the sheer amount of donated bread at any given food bank would contaminate all her potential foodstuffs even IF she found a place willing to work with her gluten intolerance.

And what with the POTS and MCAS, plus living in a hotel, she can't actually prepare anything.

Clearly the answer to this is gib money for doordash.

However, it looks like NYU is pushing back. Victoria has failed to make satisfactory academic progress (SAP) and cannot get financial aid unless she gets a doctor's note that says she failed her previous classes due to medical reasons that have now been resolved.
This is such a fun twist. Vicky really thought she could take loan after loan "for school" while doing as little actual "school" as possible. I wonder if she will try to take this to the media - since she already did that when NYU made her homeless before.
 
Victoria seems not to want to use the systems in place for homeless and destitute people, but instead rely on temporarily embarrassed millionaire financial aid.

However, it looks like NYU is pushing back. Victoria has failed to make satisfactory academic progress (SAP) and cannot get financial aid unless she gets a doctor's note that says she failed her previous classes due to medical reasons that have now been resolved.

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Only autism can possibly explain someone being a stubborn asshole who pretends to be nonverbal whenever it suits them.

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Some fun garbage about how masks make Victoria perfectly healthy:

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So Victoria hasn't caught anything in 4+ years...which is so weird because...

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I found this little treat from the archives while digging up all the previous illnesses.

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She also repeatedly claims covid would kill her (and has claimed this since 2021) but now also claims her current problems are post-viral illness from contracting what she's sure was covid. She's also been on Paxlovid multiple times and claims it was a magic cure for her chronic fatigue.

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Amazing. Ghostarchive seems to screw up the time zones, but if you look at the originals, she confidently claims to have "not caught anything in 4+ years" and then 3 hours later resumes talking about how she had an "autoimmune crisis" that was "post viral" after catching covid.

Lying on twitter is one thing, but I just don't understand how you can get to the point where you don't bother keeping track of the lies you are telling on the same day?
 
Couldn’t sleep last night and autistically scrolled through the media on Vicki’s Twitter instead. Here’s a sloppy timeline of the glorious effects of T, a sedentary lifestyle and bad karma.

Once upon a time, there was a quite lovely girl with a cute dog.

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Celebrating one year on T. Honing those tard mannerisms. Guessing this is pre-COVID since she’s not masking.

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A little later, still has hair. And acne.

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Two years on T (or maybe two years after mastectomy, she’s vague). Hat/bandana arc commencing. I wonder why.

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It’s hair loss. But it can’t be that bad, right? Oh, it can.

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It’s bad.

And we finish this condensed timeline with a pic of the fully evolved form.

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Stunning and brave!
 
Her TedX at 16 provides us with some more "before" photos:

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She was glowing with health, and she really was going to be a striking young woman. It's amazing how the T almost looks like it changed her bone structure (or maybe it's just the prednisone and obesity)

You can see it's not just plain self-harm either, because for the first year or two she was actually pulling off that trendy androgynous look that pooners think is the first step in their journey to be a real boy. None of them realize that the next step consists of them going bald and then slowly taking on the appearance of a leg of ham.
 
She was glowing with health, and she really was going to be a striking young woman. It's amazing how the T almost looks like it changed her bone structure (or maybe it's just the prednisone and obesity)
Those last two kind of walk hand in hand. Prednisone jacks up your appetite like whoa. Then it takes all those calories and strategically deposits them for maximum rotundity. Victor is very pred-shaped.

It also gives you killer acne, although in that case it's hard to guess where the T ends and the pred begins.
 
The "before" photos show a bit of why the parents held on too long and didn't cut her loose sooner. They really thought they could get back the long-necked smiling teenager.

Victoria hadn't thought through the combination of powerchair LARP and public transit, and finds it difficult.

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Victoria talks about clapping loudly and shouting CURB CUT at anyone who is in her way, probably very good for convincing them she's a tard.

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Taqiyya is now a good response to covid, according to Victoria's strain of insanity.

Victoria, this is exactly why we think all the people who tell us they're immunocompromised are lying. You can't say "you have to believe people about their disabilities and not ask for proof, who would lie about something like that, how dare you" while also saying "it's fine to lie about being disabled."

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She says she's still sleeping on a mat on the floor. Weird how someone who needs a powerchair could even get up from that position.
 
Victoria talks about clapping loudly and shouting CURB CUT at anyone who is in her way, probably very good for convincing them she's a tard.
She’s replying to this dude, who is a cow in his own right. His whole schtick seems to be being extremely rude in public because wheelchair users must be coddled in every way possible and are NEVER in the wrong.

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So she yells "curb cut" at people when they don't move fast enough? First off, no you don't, Vicky, second, what would that accomplish (and what does it mean)?
In theory it means "you're standing on the part of the curb that slopes down to the crosswalk, please get out of the way so I can pass through in my wheelchair." In practice it means "oh man another tard tarding out in the New York City streets." (If she actually does say it, which, as you say, she probably doesn't.)
 
The way she types is so egregiously female, it’s almost offensive

Victoria's Jewish LARP to get an extra oppression point and a party with lots of presents has hit an unexpected snag.
How is she this fucking retarded. These languages have nothing in common besides using the same alphabet. One is Semitic, one is Germanic. You literally figure this out on your first Google search of Yiddish. She can’t even do the bare minimum to grift convincingly

Sorry, am newfag, hope I don’t mess this up. I’m glad to see her tap into her roots and find herself.
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Google Translate is right, ראגעלעך means croissant. Do Americans call croissants bagels? The fuck?
 
The way she types is so egregiously female, it’s almost offensive


How is she this fucking retarded. These languages have nothing in common besides using the same alphabet. One is Semitic, one is Germanic. You literally figure this out on your first Google search of Yiddish. She can’t even do the bare minimum to grift convincingly
Yiddish is a Germanic language with a Semitic alphabet and a lot of Hebrew and Slavic loan words. The base of it is Old High German (German equivalent of Chaucer era English.)
 
Yiddish is a Germanic language with a Semitic alphabet and a lot of Hebrew and Slavic loan words. The base of it is Old High German (German equivalent of Chaucer era English.)
Sure, but the languages are so far removed, a person speaking Yiddish and a person speaking Hebrew wouldn’t understand each other. If you gave me an isolated word in Hebrew I could probably suss out what it means, but majority of it is completely different both grammar wise and vocabulary wise. In her Google translated tweet, for example, the only word common to both languages would be croissant, and that word is actually a Yiddish loan word to Hebrew speakers
 
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