Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[imstonedsoz]

Chibi pats himself on the back for "defeating" his peak sexual degeneracy; which really means he's been just about careful enough not to be exposed for it again (which we all know won't last forever).
You can't fool me Adam, I know you still lust hard for micro-cheebs and his adventures in the pussy banana sundae


Bonus post:

You don't need other people to make you look stupid, Adam; you are a master of doing that naturally yourself.

 

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Chibi pats himself on the back for "defeating" his peak sexual degeneracy; which really means he's been just about careful enough not to be exposed for it again (which we all know won't last forever).
You can't fool me Adam, I know you still lust hard for micro-cheebs and his adventures in the pussy banana sundae
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love how he's going on about how he's breaking from his sexual degeneracy and then opens the very next paragraph with talking about cosplay

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

What "years worth of therapy" is he referring to?

His multiple attempts to reinvent himself online only to immediately out himself with unflattering selfies or yet more unsettling DM leaks?

 

[Looney Troons]

Adam should be one of those incessant door-to-door solar panels salesmen. My neighbors do the “yeah sign us up for an appointment” stuff to get rid of the solicitor, then cancel the appointment the next day. I don’t have time for the bullshit so I’ll either not answer my door or just tell them I’m not interested. One person recently even thanked me for being honest with her since they are apparently graded on how many appointments and completions they get. She told me it’s a negative mark if an appointment gets cancelled.

Frankly, I don’t care about these salespeople, but don’t be a fucking faggot and sign up for shit you’re uninterested in just to get rid of someone. Stone up and tell them to fuck off.

 

[Blindeye]

Above all I'm glad Adam remembered how to forgive himself and not change anything meaningful

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

did you know caveman trooned out?

That was fake.

 

[TATE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE!!]

That was fake.

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Glad Dave Ghrol's son is doing well with his video gaming.

 

[Wonathan Joss]

Chibi pats himself on the back for "defeating" his peak sexual degeneracy; which really means he's been just about careful enough not to be exposed for it again (which we all know won't last forever).
You can't fool me Adam, I know you still lust hard for micro-cheebs and his adventures in the pussy banana sundae
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"Peak of my sexual degeneracy" might be the funniest self-assessment I've ever read.
I mean, he says all this but he did try to get in on a poly relationship but you know... that's GOOD degeneracy tho

 

[niggers]

Chibi pats himself on the back for "defeating" his peak sexual degeneracy; which really means he's been just about careful enough not to be exposed for it again (which we all know won't last forever).
You can't fool me Adam, I know you still lust hard for micro-cheebs and his adventures in the pussy banana sundae

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i really don't understand adam's job. so he's a travelling phone salesman? but he doesn't actually sell the phone, he signs you up to come back at a later date and 'switch over' your service (which requires him to be on-site for some reason?). is he selling landlines to residences? is this a business thing, where he sells small companies at&t services?

i just purchase phones with cash and use a month to month plan (fuck contracts, i'm not paying off a fucking phone like it's a car or getting locked into some multiyear bullshit) so this is all seems really ridiculous to me.

 

[Deez Nuts]

"Peak of my sexual degeneracy" might be the funniest self-assessment I've ever read.
I mean, he says all this but he did try to get in on a poly relationship but you know... that's GOOD degeneracy tho

I’m still mad someone ruined that for him. The drama from him fucking that up himself would have been amazing.

 

[Delcos]

He looks like someone who would slip a roofie in a woman's drink.

He looks like someone who would slip a roofie into his own drink

 

[Blanche Devereaux]

Chibi pats himself on the back for "defeating" his peak sexual degeneracy; which really means he's been just about careful enough not to be exposed for it again (which we all know won't last forever).

I know Adam's DOC is oversharing but holy shit this kid is incapable of keeping anything to himself. He volunteers information and thoughts on Facebook that couldn't be tortured out of the average individual.

 

[hfuenms83]

He looks like someone who would slip a roofie into his own drink

I can totally see that. Imagine him getting 2 drinks and spiking one just to hand her the other and ending up knocked out himself. Would someone take advantage of him though?

 

[2in1]

love how he's going on about how he's breaking from his sexual degeneracy and then opens the very next paragraph with talking about cosplay

Even his message about breaking from his sexual degeneracy is showcasing his sexual degeneracy. He just doesn't get it. Posts like this on Facebook of all places creep people out and are just another way of crossing people's boundaries by constantly reminding them of your creepy thoughts and actions. It's a fucked up compulsion to talk to everyone you encounter about your "sex life", be it sexting some catfish after a few minutes of talking, tweeting cringy things to e-thots or making weird and creepy posts like this on Facebook.

If someone at the grocery store would walk up to you and say: "Hey I used to be a sexual degenerate but I got a lot of therapy and now I'm not a sex pest anymore!" what would you think? Wouldn't anyone get the fuck away from a creep like that?

 

[The Wichita Lion]

I can totally see that. Imagine him getting 2 drinks and spiking one just to hand her the other and ending up knocked out himself. Would someone take advantage of him though?

Probably just empty his pokemon wallet and leave him passed out behind a dumpster, after that it's in God's hands

 

[you_equipped_socks]

I'm still a bit new to Chibi, how often does he sex pest girls? Am I misremembering was he kicked out of like some school or group due to this behaviour?

 

[Tism the Return II]

I'm still a bit new to Chibi, how often does he sex pest girls?

2-3 months currently, more in his prime as per facebook lore he used to sex pest several girls at once and get in and out of relationships with underage kids all the time.

 

[BingBongDingDong]

Wasn't this therapist hes talking about a sex therapist lol? Does he just go in and talk about how he wants to fuck teenagers and stuff food in their vagina while fantasizing them being 600ft tall? He also mentions getting new friends he is starting to trust, I'm sure that none of them are trolls (they're probably all trolls). It would'nt be the chibi cycle if he didn't mention forgiving himself either, can somebody with the free time add up the number of times he's given himself forgiveness

 

[Oliver Onions]

Chibi pats himself on the back for "defeating" his peak sexual degeneracy; which really means he's been just about careful enough not to be exposed for it again (which we all know won't last forever).
You can't fool me Adam, I know you still lust hard for micro-cheebs and his adventures in the pussy banana sundae
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I love Adam's anime protagonist speeches, especially in the context of him being a 34yo man who has realistically achieved absolutely nothing in his life except producing one of history's most embarrassing online footprints.

But seriously, let's all take a moment to celebrate: Please Clap™ for Adam as he marks one year of not interacting inappropriately with any minors (at least so far as we know) or sending dick pics to obvious catfishes.

 

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But seriously, let's all take a moment to celebrate: Please Clap™ for Adam as he marks one year of not interacting inappropriately with any minors (at least so far as we know) or sending dick pics to obvious catfishes.

He's only specified that this marks a full year of therapy, he never said anything about avoiding being a sex pest that whole time period. But he passed his peak of sexual degeneracy so good job cheebos!!