Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

Muddy Fupa Balls said:
One thing about Chantal is that she is always going to have a reason, excuse (lie) to explain something that is false or a lie or plain fuckery.

The audience are all fucking losers and you don’t understand and it’s none of your business! Now let me eat my pootin goyse.
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Her whole cope for why she's incapable of adjusting her eating habits is because "all the successful weight loss vloggers only show snippets of their lives whereas I film my whole journey, you guise!"

First of all, being terminally online is a choice

Secondly, that would imply that during that time, you've actually attempted to lose weight. There haven't been any ups and downs, because she never even tried.

Nigga had a mountain of buttered sprouts with her fatbomb orgy and floated in a pool like a turd twice and thinks that legitimises her saying she's "sick of doiets" :story:

The diabetes education is surely next on the agenda.
 
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LiquidChrisRespecter said:
Her whole cope for why she's incapable of adjusting her eating habits is because "all the successful weight loss vloggers only show snippets of their lives whereas I film my whole journey, you guise!"

First of all, being terminally online is a choice

Secondly, that would imply that during that time, you've actually attempted to lose weight. There haven't been any ups and downs, because she never even tried.

Nigga had a mountain of buttered sprouts with her fatbomb orgy and floated in a pool like a turd twice and thinks that legitimises her saying she's "sick of doiets" :story:

The diabetes education is surely next on the agenda.
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This.

On the infamous donut stream I could have spent a silly amount of money to show up behind her instant transmission style, shake her fat head and scream …WHEN THE FUCK DO YOU EAT BOILED CHICKEN AND KALE
 
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Lvn said:
This.

On the infamous donut stream I could have spent a silly amount of money to show up behind her instant transmission style, shake her fat head and scream …WHEN THE FUCK DO YOU EAT BOILED CHICKEN AND KALE
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I imagine it would make a sloshing sound like a squelchy rotting watermelon.

LiquidChrisRespecter said:
The diabetes education is surely next on the agenda.
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You mean the one she's been avoiding since July? Frankly I'm surprised they even gave her insulin in the first place, when she hasn't gone to the education course or the dietician. Do you think it's legit, or did she buy it from one of those dodgy online pharmacies? I've never seen insulin vials leak like that. Then again, I'm not a maladroit hamplanet living in a third world shithole.

Oh but of course I forgot, Chantal doesn't need diabetes education, she's already an expert! According to her, carbohydrates don't cause insulin resistance and have no causal effect linked to diabetes. Such a hulthy kween.

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Kitty kitty cat said:
This is the fattest thing ever. A lump of butter on a chocolate muffin healthy carb, eaten straight from the fridge.
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Her feet are so fat, that she cant jam her trotters into her slippers.
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Tbh, I have seen people do this a lot but it’s with an actual proper muffin that’s a bit stale and you microwave it with a SMALL piece of butter to “freshen” it up. I think it’s a French/mainland European thing but ofc Chantal doesn’t care and eats cold ass butter with cheap chocolate cupcakes.

Those fucking temu sliders too, only her fucking rotten toes fit because the rest of the 2/3 of her foot are too fat lmao.

I pray to whoever has to deal with Chantals bullshit and stench on the plane journey.
 
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Muddy Fupa Balls said:
Those fucking temu sliders too, only her fucking rotten toes fit because the rest of the 2/3 of her foot are too fat lmao.
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Remember also that her feet are blocks that don't taper like normal peoples'. That's why, even though her feet are stumpy, she normally takes a soize noine shoe. I image there's a lot of empty space between her funcle toes and the front of her shoes.

That brought back a memory. When she was still living in the villa she bought stiletto heels, as if she'd be able to fit into them never mind walk in them.
 
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TrainWreckSpotter said:
That brought back a memory. When she was still living in the villa she bought stiletto heels, as if she'd be able to fit into them never mind walk in them.
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That's why I never agree when people say she knows she's a hideous mess. She absolutely does not know it. She is an overweight but cute girl, cuter than 90% out there. She bought the stilettos because she was fancying herself some kind of femme fatale in those days, a sultry babe in stilettos. She knew she was overweight, but she knew she could always drop a couple of pounds if needed and slip into those babies. That's why she would stuff herself into a sequin dress that fit like a sausage casing on a very fat sausage, or wear lingerie big enough to net a baby whale in. She has reverse body dysmorphia for sure; she cannot for the life of her see what the rest of us see. It might be a side effect of only seeing herself through a camera with filters always on, I don't know. She's certainly not the only one afflicted with this, although it usually affects younger people (older people tend to outgrow it). She does seem to have an extreme case of it, and her emotional growth is forever stunted at thirteen (to be charitable). She's a hottie, and most men aren't deserving of her beauty.
 
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Dutch Courage said:
She has reverse body dysmorphia for sure; she cannot for the life of her see what the rest of us see. It might be a side effect of only seeing herself through a camera with filters always on,
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I agree completely. That's why she was shocked the first time she used Streamyards and saw herself unfiltered on a livestream (2.5 yrs ago or so?). Remember she said, "WHAT?!!" then started fucking with the camera in humiliation. "Do you guys like this?!" was a weird comment until you realize she was talking about the lack of filters, not the audio or visual quality.

She also thought Alaa was just as fat as she is, when he was maybe 50 lbs overweight. And she shattered the wood in his couch just by sitting on it.
Cherry Pie said:
I've never seen insulin vials leak like that.
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I don't even understand how a glass vial can leak. It should either shatter or be fine.

Does she have some kind of cheap plastic vials? I wouldn't put it past Salah to buy her the absolute cheapest insulin, bottle and all. She wouldn't know the difference.
Cherry Pie said:
Frankly I'm surprised they even gave her insulin in the first place, when she hasn't gone to the education course or the dietician.
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It's completely irresponsible of the doctor to give her vials of injectable insulin without strict follow up monitoring and tons of DOCUMENTED patient education.
Insulin is dangerous. Injectable meds in general are dangerous.
Kitty kitty cat said:
Her feet are so fat, that she cant jam her trotters into her slippers.
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And her feet are so discolored and filthy, they actually make that flooring look clean and new. Gross.
 
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Neko GF said:

I'M SO NOT READY TO TRAVEL AND BIGGER THAN EVER.​

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How is it, that she claims in the thumbnail to be bigger than ever, but only weighs 155 kg at the moment?

And she is still not on her way somewhere, it looks like, she just informs us, how to be comfortable travelling while sort of on your deathbed.
She drags this shit out.

"How I travel obese and Super Unhealthy" is quite the novelty. Just like these last wish travels. One last time.
Might be the reason why she eats every meal as if it were her last one. Because it might well be lol

Has she ever claimed the title of Super Unhealthy before? We all know she is, but I don't think she ever said it like this.
 
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Interesting; don’t think she’s ever addressed travel issues this… openly before.

I know Dorval airport in Montreal is big… old airport with many additions so it’s not easy to travel through efficiently.

But unless you’re ‘mobility challenged’, you don’t need breaks.

Wonder why she’s suddenly pleading poor health? We already know she’ll spend most of the time in the hotel eating universal crap.
 
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Where are the tips on how to keep your insulin cold? Is there a DIY way to deal with embolisms? What is the best way to deal with needing to shit like a firehose every hour or two during the flight? Who do you complain to when you've been denied two dinner trays on the plane? Can you pack your rag on a stick in your carry-on? How many bottles of Beezer spray will cover the fetid stench of a sweat-soaked sopping wet heeejab? What should you do if they move you to the cargo hold against your will? How can you tell when your Temu shoes are giving you open-sore blisters when you can't even feel your feet due to diabeezin? Will travel insurance cover a 14 day stay in the ICU after you contract monkeypox and Covid? How many weeping boils are too many to deal with? How much should you budget for your "husband" to fuck foreign whores? How many steps is it to the nearest 7-11 for those weird little sausages (LOL)?
I'm just going to assume these questions will be answered in Part 2 of I'm So Fucking Fat It's Amazing I'm Still Alive.
 
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So seatbelt extenders are fucking WILD to me. Also airports aren’t really exhausting to maneuver, get through security, find gate, hang out by gate, get on plane.

Last flight I took, I could extend my seatbelt till it almost reached the seat back tray, I could loop my knees into it if i wanted to be weird.

Spilling out as a death fat is much different than needing to stretch.

She’s gonna die on a plane
 
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Obligatory Butt Shot said:
PSA: (timestamp 9:25) If you are so fat that speaking ends up winding you, please seek professional help for your eating obsession immediately.

Now, back to our regularly scheduled Lolcow farming
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A woman who makes her living from story-times and vlogs doesn't know how to speak like a normal person. You can hear every desperate heave she does inbetween sentences and it's always a damn mouth-breath. It's like a nervous 3rd grader doing a presentation with the quick speaking and awkward pauses for breathing. I don't know if this is a deathfat thing or just more brilliance from the Sarault clan.
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How is it, that she claims in the thumbnail to be bigger than ever, but only weighs 155 kg at the moment?
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Obviously clickbait. When she doesn't clickbait turmoil in their relationship (whether it actually happened or not) she goes for some kind of medical scare. I think the numbers she's been giving have been complete bullshit for well over a year. Not that years don't compound on this, but she is not going to convince anybody she is simultaneously in her skinniest range in years while also in the worst medical state.

Bonus: the water bottle makes her look like a giant.
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