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anliteralidiot said:
Idk the nose is wrong and I got carried away, sorry.
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It's funny because even Cobes doesn't get mad at ugly parodies of his likeness.
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He posted this art from the late subreddit on his Facebook a few years ago and said "yes" when someone asked if that's what a boglim looked like.
 
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ibeatmywife said:
I think it's funny a few naive people seem to be under the impression that NAL just needs a real man who will love her/take care of her and deal with her crazy. I see this sometimes in youtube comments but it's pretty clear nal could find the perfect guy and she would still find a way to fuck it all up. Look at her and cobes in the context of her starting out and what she was trying to accomplish. Her there on that 2nd trip was her literally winning. All she had to do was sit back enjoy the trip and make sure josh had as good a time as possible to hammer the nail into the wood and make him believe her moving in would be a net positive. She couldn't even remotely do that and even went a step further and got him evicted. She had the win almost guaranteed where she could have just flexed on the trolls the entire trip and josh would have ate it up. She is chaos personified.
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That thought can only come from people that have had the massive fortune of never encountering one of these people personally (or even online I guess). Once you've spent any amount of time associated with one you'll cringe at the patterns and never get sucked into it.

Their entire goal is to make you feel exactly that, and they're stupid good at it (especially if you, specifically, are their current target). It's sob story after sob story about all the tragic, out of their hands horrible experiences they've been subjected to. You'd need to have a complete lack of empathy to not feel something when you hear about how they were raped and abused all their lives, and that's exactly where they suck you. You want to help them, you want to support them, you want to "fix" them. Then you realize oh wait her 10 previous boyfriends didn't actually slap her around and insult her constantly, and I'm the 11th.

Although at the same time the trash goblin is in the more unique perspective of streaming large portions of her life so how you could watch any of the 7 hour brain-breakdown streams where she loops screaming WHAT DID I DOOOOOOOOOOOOO at her elderly parents is kind of beyond me. They usually stick to posting sad lyric quotes/videos of them crying. The alcoholism really sabotages her potential manipulative effectiveness tbh
 
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LiquidChrisRespecter said:
Big if true! :story:
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I sincerely believe that you have to take whatever JM says with a HUGE grain of salt and other seasonings. She says a lot of stuff without proof to get people riled up and if you notice, most of the shit she does have "proof" for is already publicly known. Also, I would be more sure that Josh's password would either be something that is already premade by the browser and is saved into the system or something he came up with years ago that has something to do with "Gothic," "KingCobra," "Green," and a series of ultra-cool numbers like 69, 420, 666.
 
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@McSneaks that's a good point tbh, even before NAL became fully entrenced in the cobraverse and started exposing who she is on her drunk deleted lives, there was a decent amount of people who thought she was a relatively normal person never having witnessed the drug addict, grifter, BPD type in real life. Unfortunately I've seen people like nal close to my entire life so spotting her was easy for me.

I actually think NAL is not going to go to casper, she seems to be accepting that she was broken up with alot of depressed/betrayed/breakup things on her IG. Maybe the boys message that he would have her arrested made her realize it's just not worth it. Sucks for content but atleast the BOY won't become a statistic because of her.
 
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While I don't think she's going, her silence this week has made me uneasy. Without someone's help I can't see her booking a plane ticket and a hotel due to either her being a broke ass bitch or her inability to do most things. Her not streaming this week makes me think there's a slight chance she goes. Sitting at 90/10 she doesn't go personally, but we shall see.
 
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I've never dealt with a full on BPDemon like Jessica but the more common swamp hags and trailer banshees have definitely been encountered.

Tetragrammaton said:
if she does go and josh still wants nothing to do with her will she finally lose her mind and buy that machete from walmart?
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I really want to see her ebegging for a machete. She could go live from the Casper Walmart and the troles would buy her an entire entry kit.
 
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JM has had the inside scoop on every Casper trip. I don't think that's just a coincidence. She's either got a hand in facilitating the trip or she knows the person/people who are. She's been very confident that NAL is going, and I'm inclined to believe she has good reason for it. I'm just not sure how we're going to be able to see any of it, unless the ticket buyer also gave NAL a YT channel to stream on while she's there.
 
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ADHD said:
JM has had the inside scoop on every Casper trip. I don't think that's just a coincidence. She's either got a hand in facilitating the trip or she knows the person/people who are. She's been very confident that NAL is going, and I'm inclined to believe she has good reason for it. I'm just not sure how we're going to be able to see any of it, unless the ticket buyer also gave NAL a YT channel to stream on while she's there.
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She's said she gets fed info, and I think that's it.

To elaborate: JM never reveals her sources, and she seems careful to not reveal too much. If you give her the benefit of the doubt, it makes sense that people would leak to her, because you won't be at risk of being doxed. Hell, she might not even bring it up, if you ask her not to.

I think she wouldn't have so many insiders if she did talk about where the info came from. But it does look sus at times.

Also NAL's insta was public, last she streamed. She can stream on there.
 
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anliteralidiot said:
No, sadly... Wyoming has some.law that only residents of the state can request it, so unless someone does a favor, there's nothing.
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I really wish we had an inside person to get bodycams tho.
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I meant to ask the other day, but is that what the issue was? I just remember hearing something along the lines of "family of the arrested party or someone else involved in the incident" could request it and I didn't really look into it further than that.

If that's the case it's wild to me that we don't have a cobro in Wyoming to request it. Hell if you're scared of being found out or something ask William Gloryhole how to do it and maybe even pass it along to him to post instead of doing it yourself.
 
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anliteralidiot said:
She's said she gets fed info, and I think that's it.

To elaborate: JM never reveals her sources, and she seems careful to not reveal too much. If you give her the benefit of the doubt, it makes sense that people would leak to her, because you won't be at risk of being doxed. Hell, she might not even bring it up, if you ask her not to.

I think she wouldn't have so many insiders if she did talk about where the info came from. But it does look sus at times.
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If the people buying the ticket are giving the info to her directly, that falls into what I said.
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She's either got a hand in facilitating the trip or she knows the person/people who are.
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So, since she's been adamant that NAL is flying to Casper, I believe her.
It's kind of funny, really. People pay for her travel then go run to give JM the details. Would NAL have gotten to go to Casper even once without her? She and JM have an interestingly symbiotic relationship, even though NAL will never see it that way.
 
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