Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

[Adamska]

There's a petition to renew this shit.
Honestly, twitter retards simply don't understand why this shit had to be cancelled.
What do disney earns if thet renew the series?
The chuds they so hardly wants to own gets more material to poke fun at, wookiepedia will get even more inflamed, more chances for that disstrack to spread around the internet and 180 more millions of disney's dollars will yet again be flushed down the toilet.
They may be able to solve the first season's cliffhangers but if those were the only reason why you want the series to continue, then you'd rather take the notion from the amazing spiderman 2 and let it all fucking end.
That's why I actively believe as many people as possible should sign this fucking petition, let disney flush down more money on unwatchable garbage, let this be katleen kennedy and leslie's legacy and let this talentless nigger release more pathetic disstracks while people mocks her lack of acting skills. We're not paying for this crap to be renewed, the joke's on them.

Fake petition IMO. I mostly mean fake in the sense it's likely started by someone who worked on the show. Throw on some bots and @ the usual reply guys to try and market why they should be fired and blacklisted from the industry and there you go. None of the actual buzz that Disney Wars gets is that real tbh. Especially since this show was a gigantic turd AND flop.

Only Andor kind of has anything resembling real buzz, and that's just due to expectations being so low that it breaking that bar got people fiending like a crackhead for that IP fix. Even then its numbers were dogshit; it just was actually able to retain viewers unlike the other slop.

 

[Screamer_2]

They can dispose of the Acolyte because it's unconnected. It can be memory-holed. The problem with disposing of Boba Fett is that it's connected to the Mandoverse. The lasting legacy of something like Star Wars is that people rewatch it. Now you have the sequels which no one rewatches. Now the Mando-verse will have a detour that goes nowhere which works against it. It makes it inherently incoherent.

We all suspect and fear the longer the Mandolorian continues it will start to connect to the sequels. It's all ultimately doomed because no one wants that shit. They may make money in the short term, but there will never be a legacy of people revisiting it.

It'll end up being people watch the prequels. The originals. Andor and Rogue One. The odd curiosity of Solo or the Kenobi show. Then the Shit Wars.

 

[Sneedmiser]

We all suspect and fear the longer the Mandolorian continues it will start to connect to the sequels. It's all ultimately doomed because no one wants that shit. They may make money in the short term, but there will never be a legacy of people revisiting it.

It's already connected to the Sequels. It, Bad Batch, Tales of the Empire (not to be confused with Tales from the Empire, a fantastic little compilation book), are all ultimately serving to explain where the Emperor got his clones from.

 

[Screamer_2]

It's already connected to the Sequels. It, Bad Batch, Tales of the Empire (not to be confused with Tales from the Empire, a fantastic little compilation book), are all ultimately serving to explain where the Emperor got his clones from.

The animated stuff is siloed in my mind from live-action Star Wars as not being real Star Wars. I tried with the Clone Wars. I lost interest before it apparently gets really good. I think I made it 3 episodes into the Bad Batch.

 

[EscapeVorkuta]

I feel like a retard for enjoying Mando Seasons 1 and 2.

Is anybody still pissed Disney canned the Expanded Universe, only to turn around and shittily copy a lot of it? From 83 until 99, Star Wars was kept alive and well only for Kennedy to flush it all down the toilet.

Also, Andor isn't "slow burn", it is shit. Kyle Katarn stole the plans for the Death Star, not some feminist cunt and her Che Guevara wannabe boyfriend.

 

[Bob Barbas]

I feel like a retard for enjoying Mando Seasons 1 and 2.

Is anybody still pissed Disney canned the Expanded Universe, only to turn around and shittily copy a lot of it? From 83 until 99, Star Wars was kept alive and well only for Kennedy to flush it all down the toilet.

Also, Andor isn't "slow burn", it is shit. Kyle Katarn stole the plans for the Death Star, not some feminist cunt and her Che Guevara wannabe boyfriend.

Apparently according to the movie many Bothans died to bring them the plans.
Yet you never saw any fucking Bothans involved, even in the original EU.

Jokes aside though, I mean I think people figured that out awhile ago. They sat there and claimed there was "No source material" basically pretended the EU never existed yet so much of Disney canon is just EU shit but done worse.
Most obvious one being Palpatine's return, though to be fair a lot of people agreed that was stupid even back then hence why nobody ever talked about it.
Kylo/Ben is just Jacen Solo but shittier.
The Inquisitors existed in the EU but they didn't have a retarded uniform or the stupid helicopter saber they were dark jedi that basically acted as spies and assassins for the Emperor. (Their targets usually being surviving jedi of course.) Also the real Grand Inquisitor was Jerec, not whoever the fuck the pale bald cunt is in Disney Canon.
The New Republic was an EU idea, ect.

Honestly this post would be a fucking novel if I sat here listing off everything they just ripped from the EU poorly.
I still kek hard when they talk about how Phasma is the first female Star Wars villain. I wonder if that video is still on Youtube where it basically goes through every single female Star Wars villain there ever was in a montage right after she says that.

 

[EscapeVorkuta]

Apparently according to the movie many Bothans died to bring them the plans.
Yet you never saw any fucking Bothans involved, even in the original EU.

Jokes aside though, I mean I think people figured that out awhile ago. They sat there and claimed there was "No source material" basically pretended the EU never existed yet so much of Disney canon is just EU shit but done worse.
Most obvious one being Palpatine's return, though to be fair a lot of people agreed that was stupid even back then hence why nobody ever talked about it.
Kylo/Ben is just Jacen Solo but shittier.
The Inquisitors existed in the EU but they didn't have a retarded uniform or the stupid helicopter saber they were dark jedi that basically acted as spies and assassins for the Emperor. (Their targets usually being surviving jedi of course.) Also the real Grand Inquisitor was Jerec, not whoever the fuck the pale bald cunt is in Disney Canon.
The New Republic was an EU idea, ect.

Honestly this post would be a fucking novel if I sat here listing off everything they just ripped from the EU poorly.
I still kek hard when they talk about how Phasma is the first female Star Wars villain. I wonder if that video is still on Youtube where it basically goes through every single female Star Wars villain there ever was in a montage right after she says that.

At least Palpatine's return is explained in Dark Empire and consolidated by the fact that in Revenge of the Sith, he boldly claims that the Dark Side includes many abilities some would consider "unnatural".

Jerec was based.

 

[Sneedmiser]

Also the real Grand Inquisitor was Jerec, not whoever the fuck the pale bald cunt is in Disney Canon.

Jerec was never the Grand Inquisitor (the leader of the Inquisitorius), he was just a High Inquisitor, a ranking Inquisitor. He was the leader of the InQuestors, the remnants of the Inquisitorius that joined the Pentastar Alignment after Endor, but that was like eight guys.

 

[Midwit]

He was the leader of the InQuestors, the remnants of the Inquisitorius that joined the Pentastar Alignment after Endor

InQuestors weren't force users, they were just normal people who served as state enforcers. Later works retconned Jerec's crew into being part of them but it's not what was originally intended.

 

[Strangolapreti]

Fake petition IMO. I mostly mean fake in the sense it's likely started by someone who worked on the show. Throw on some bots and @ the usual reply guys to try and market why they should be fired and blacklisted from the industry and there you go. None of the actual buzz that Disney Wars gets is that real tbh. Especially since this show was a gigantic turd AND flop.

Only Andor kind of has anything resembling real buzz, and that's just due to expectations being so low that it breaking that bar got people fiending like a crackhead for that IP fix. Even then its numbers were dogshit; it just was actually able to retain viewers unlike the other slop.

I personally welcome renewing this trash, it would do nothing but make disney lose more money, give more content for normies to ignore and the youtube critics to mock.
Couldn't be a bigger L for katleen.

 

[Calandrino]

When are they going to make Rogue Two

 

[Blonrad Blurze]

I for one cant wait for the R2-D2 origin story mini series.

 

[King Dead]

Jokes aside though, I mean I think people figured that out awhile ago. They sat there and claimed there was "No source material" basically pretended the EU never existed yet so much of Disney canon is just EU shit but done worse.
Most obvious one being Palpatine's return, though to be fair a lot of people agreed that was stupid even back then hence why nobody ever talked about it.

I know that comparing TFA to ANH is the go-to example of Disney's complete lack of creativity since they basically just copied and pasted and called it a day, but I think comparing TRoS to Dark Empire is a better illustration of utter wasted potential.

Sure, a lot of old school fans had their issues with Dark Empire, not entirely unfounded, but the creativity on display can't be denied. World Devastators, Eclipse-class SSDs, the Galaxy Gun, Shadow Droids, all kinds of cool stuff were invented for the comic series, and illustrated with vibrant and striking art that you just don't see coming out of mainstream comics that much these days, if at all. It broadened the universe without shitting all over it, at least not in a mean-spirited way. Yes, I know that people think it ruined Vader's sacrifice by having Palpatine come back, and that they didn't like Luke temporarily going Dark Side (even if he said he wasn't actually), but it was at least handled such that you still felt like it was a Star Wars story, and Luke still managed to finish him off for good.

What did TRoS come up with instead? Uh...a thousand regular old Star Destroyers, but with a big red gun on the bottom! That's it, that's literally all that the brilliant mind of J.J. Abrams could think of for new stuff. He couldn't even be bothered to lift any interesting designs or concepts, just take the same old Star Destroyers we've seen a million times already and duct tape a gun to it. And as for the rehashed Dark Empire plot, well, I don't think I need to go over how it shits all over the legacy characters, all so that Kathleen Kennedy's self-insert MaRey Sue could claim every single thing from the series for herself. They literally had the plot right there, and instead they made it gay and lame.

Such an absolute waste. At least true canon remains untouched by the hack frauds at modern Lucasfilm.

 

[Bunkerhousing]

Star Wars is just one big sunk cost fallacy. They spent billions getting it to be on the level of marvel when

1. It doesn't have international(Chinese) appeal
2. It can't gain a newer audience because it's low quality and low effort
3. It soured old fans since TLJ

Each one of these spiral into each other. There's no appeal overseas because it's an American cultural phenomenon, and the injecting of politics kept it being American. No one new from overseas is interested because it's such low quality. Since it's so low quality the talent that would want to work on it, don't. Even if some people want to work on it, they get harassed by angry fans. Because Disney has pissed off so many already autistic fans, the whole conversation around Star Wars is overall negative. The huge fanbase is fast evaporating because of Disney low quality / politic baiting, and overall negativity. Disney attacks the only people keeping their shit-heap afloat. The old fans are the only people keeping this up because all their effort to bring in new blood has failed spectacularly, and Disney thought they wouldn't need people who like star wars(?).

tl;dr it is sinking, SW should be regulated to a section of disneyland

Disney should just have watched flashgitz, they had the answer a long time ago.

 

[Bunkerhousing]

I wouldn't say so. Everyone who hated the show seemed to like him, so he got good exposure to the English speaking audience. I'd watch whatever he's in next, out of curiosity if not for a full series run.

It's kind of the same effect Sydney Sweeney got from her role in Madame Web. Abysmal movie, but people who had never seen Euphoria suddenly saw her (and her red carpet outfit), so she got more famous.

If this keeps happening to semi-obscure actors, coming out as the sole crowd pleaser in a bloated franchise bomb, we're going to need an official name for the trend.

Yes, it is good strategizing and thinking of squidactor.

It can payoff.

BUT. Star wars is notorious for killing careers of actors. We will see.

The character he played was not good, it was a "men and Jedi are bad"-character. It can fling shit on his future prospects.

To quote G-man, we will see about that.

 

[Bunkerhousing]

Apparently according to the movie many Bothans died to bring them the plans.
Yet you never saw any fucking Bothans involved, even in the original EU.

Jokes aside though, I mean I think people figured that out awhile ago. They sat there and claimed there was "No source material" basically pretended the EU never existed yet so much of Disney canon is just EU shit but done worse.
Most obvious one being Palpatine's return, though to be fair a lot of people agreed that was stupid even back then hence why nobody ever talked about it.
Kylo/Ben is just Jacen Solo but shittier.
The Inquisitors existed in the EU but they didn't have a retarded uniform or the stupid helicopter saber they were dark jedi that basically acted as spies and assassins for the Emperor. (Their targets usually being surviving jedi of course.) Also the real Grand Inquisitor was Jerec, not whoever the fuck the pale bald cunt is in Disney Canon.
The New Republic was an EU idea, ect.

Honestly this post would be a fucking novel if I sat here listing off everything they just ripped from the EU poorly.
I still kek hard when they talk about how Phasma is the first female Star Wars villain. I wonder if that video is still on Youtube where it basically goes through every single female Star Wars villain there ever was in a montage right after she says that.

Kyle Katarn stole the plans for the fiorst death star.

Bothans died for intelligence regarding the second death star and the codes to pass the shuttle.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

Following on the news of Fagolyte getting shit-canned, it seems The Book of Boba Fett has also been cancelled.

That's honestly upsetting. They could've made something really great with Boba Fett but they did everything in there power to not understand the character.

 

[LovisXVI]

That's honestly upsetting. They could've made something really great with Boba Fett but they did everything in there power to not understand the character.

Disney? No way. Someone else? Possibly.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

Disney? No way. Someone else? Possibly.

I know this thread has been 3070 pages of fuck disney, but man fuck disney. They ruined everything.

 

[Sneedmiser]

At least true canon remains untouched by the hack frauds at modern Lucasfilm.

Someone's never tried to buy the unabridged Republic and Jedi Omnibuses.