Orbiter Lucas Gage / Angelo John Gage - 95 IQ bald retard, Nick Fuentes ballwasher, pseudo-philosopher, unabashed schizophrenic suffering from PTSD. Crybaby anti-Semite being bullied by Jewish cookbooks and Internet trolls.

EyeGuy said:
Goyim trolls send Shmuley Boteach's daughter pizza: it's not kosher (bad), and not paid for (worse, literally annudah shoah).

Jewish trolls send Lucas Gage pizza: non-kosher and thoughtfully paid for.

The moral of the story:
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It's barely trolling, it's a good deed. Gave him a pizza for free. That's divorce worthy though, I guess. Smh.
 
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Seafarer said:
Reminder in case you weren’t aware but Luke is Italian, and not just “guy from Jersey who’s great-great grandpa came from Sicily”, I mean he was born in Italy to Italian parents. Despite this background Luke changed his name from Angelo to Lucas because he wanted a name that sounds less Italian, which makes me think he fell for the /pol/ meme that Italians aren’t white which is why he gets so insecure about his heritage.
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Did his parents change their surname as well? Gage doesn't sound too italian
 
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Catch The Rainbow said:
He just sent the pizza guys away. One pizza was prepaid and he ate that one iirc but the rest weren't.
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Some of the food the drivers just left since it was pointless to take it back. I think it was the Chinese.
 
Seafarer said:
Despite this background Luke changed his name from Angelo to Lucas because he wanted a name that sounds less Italian, which makes me think he fell for the /pol/ meme that Italians aren’t white which is why he gets so insecure about his heritage.
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I thought he changed his name to Lucas to try to distance himself from his neo-nazi past (just to fall right back into it). He seems quite proud of his Italian ancestry, talking about how his crusade against the Jews is baked into his Roman blood, which is even more hilarious than being embarrassed about being Italian.
 
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AltisticRight said:
>be gay balding 95 IQ mullato Neonazi
>Bitches about DA JOOOOZ nonstop
>Gets pizza and Chinese takeaway sent to your house
>Cries about it online and blames the Jews for it
>Gets more free food, signed by Shlomowitz shoahstein sixmillionneverhappenedbutwasntenoughandshouldhappenagainbergowitzcohenstein
>Still thinks it's DA JOOOOOZE
>Wife and kids can no longer tolerate your schizophrenic arse
>Fedpost some more, DA JOOZ DAJOOZ ITZ DA JOOOOZ
>Still not my fault
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Damn Jews, sending him free food, writing articles trying to rehab him, and using mind control to make him sperg out over all the nice things they do for him.

When will someone stop this vicious reign of terror keeping the white Italian and Mexican man down?
 
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EyeGuy said:
Lucas is a gentile who lives right next to Lakewood, but he doesn't hate the Jews for wrecking the school district, causing massive traffic jams through overdevelopment, or the flood of tuna beigels fleeing Brooklyn that are pricing the indigenous white trash like him out of Ocean County. He's never given a hint he's bothered by any of this.

No, the fanook hates us for sending him free pizzas. (:null: "OMG, I wish I was him *so* badly.")

Goyim of Kiwifarms, can you explain what the hell is wrong with this guy?
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You brainwashed the americans to steal foreskins this is what happens when you take the foreskin the goyim enter foreskinless berserker rage. Retvrn the skin let him win.
 
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Lucas claims he's trolled us all

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>Make people think your wife left you
>Get mocked from all sides
>???
>TKD
 
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Catch The Rainbow said:
Lucas claims he's trolled us all
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Right, similar to how a piggy with quadruple titties claimed his wife absconded with his kid, trust no bish, just to then post a selfie where her eyes were clearly dilated, they even lost the baggage and infant stroller in the process? All of that convoluted faggotry just to totally "troll the haters" or whatever faggot wrasslin equivalent that would be?

What a stretch. Let's see you prove it Angelo. This is just going to be like the other Lucas' lies.
 
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Lucas claims he's trolled us all

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>Make people think your wife left you
>Get mocked from all sides
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>TKD
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Hes so low iq jewed himself. He did the thing the new Jews do where they publish a fake story, let everyone believe it and react to it, then days later when no one cares they silently put up a retraction that nobody will see. Sorry lucas your family left you is now canon forever and you’re going to have people making fun of you for it for the rest of your life. This is why low iq goyim should not attempt their own talmudic schemes at home!
 
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Was the pizza delivery free food?

In the US you pay on delivery, especially with big chain food delivery places.

But I can see a smaller place or one that has been hit with prank orders make people pay upfront like with a credit card over the phone.

Usually the pizza ordering is the “I have your address” which never turns into anything because Nothing Ever Happens.

If you have an address and want to do something then you would go do it.

All of the BPD weirdos that get restraining orders from stalking victims or ex husbands/wives. They’re not sending pizzas and waiting for tweets. They scream at each other at odd hours and key cars.

The fundamental feeding the trolls and posting about it online was a really fatal mistake and quite the unforced error. Regardless of political affiliation it puts a huge target on your back as a bully target and lolcow candidate.
 
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So is he actually separated from his wife? Im inclined to believe yes, considering this guy is a self admitted midwit, and there'd be zero benefit to publicly announcing his family is in shambles. There's no conceivable way this is some big brained 4d chess move to trick the Jews.
 
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