Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Idk if it was mentioned earlier but apparently Aaron got a call from the police after ethan doxxed him. Sounds like the police believe Nick used ralph as a intimidation tactic

It's being discussed in the Ralph thread:

Null just said on today's MatI (about 1:15:00 in) that Aaron had said, that Ralph is being investigated for witness intimidation in a criminal case. Specifically for posting Aaron's address and home pics while cavorting with the Rekietas.
Edit: confirmed on steel toe show today, here's a clip:

Partial show on youtube (full show on friday is on rumble):

https://rumble.com/v5c2bp9-no-pigs-were-harmed-stms-08-23-24.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

NO! Not the unholy trinity of Trump, guns, and trial streaming! He HATES LOVES HATES* that content!

*Check which opinion he has expressed most recently for his current feeling on the topics

Oh boy, let's harken back to the 2020 election vide- Hang on someone's calling me
Fuq. He's reading the forum again.

Was gonna clean the Balldoreich, but then he got high. ooo ohhhh

He's Polish, we shouldn't be making jokes about Deutchland, a Katlyn massacre joke is more appropriate...
However, very time Rekieta thinks it's about to be a W I think of this scene.
Das ist kein Strassenkehrer, das ist ein Scheissschwatzer...

 

[Mr. Pierce]

There is a Kayla and Nick stream where they say one of the forst things Kayala said to Nick was as she was stretching for cheerleading practice: 'Can you see my thong?'

@Not Who You Think might have it.

You're an absolute saint, I found the clip:

Kayla was talking about her first boyfriend Peter and how she met Nick afterward. Nick said he was gay to get close to Kayla (who wanted a gay best friend) and Nick sealed the deal by saying "I wanna be your girl". Nick denies this, but Kayla insists, and it does track with Nick's strategy of appearing as feminine and non-threatening as possible by saying that he was gay (he was a cheerleader after all).

Link to embedded video

The gay boyfriend fetish, "biting," and Anne Rice movies are strongly supportive of the idea that Kayla took in ideas from her theater friends...

 

[Niggernerd]

It's being discussed in the Ralph thread:

I'm sure Nick is glad his attack dog stopped by

 

[Stupor Mario]

he just looks so goofy. Like the human equivalent to when dogs get stung by bees. It really stands out to me in these recent copestreams how much he looks like some sort of muppet knockoff version of himself
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That's part of what's so amusing about Nick, he's like a living caricature with his rage faces, his pissy faces, his exasperated faces, etc. coupled with his over-the-top sarcasm and his nonsense attempts at humor. I don't know if it exactly checks out, but it's like if you crossed Kramer from Seinfeld with one of those catty, gay stock characters from old movies and TV.

 

[Mind Goblins]

Ever heard of a grand slam? That's the name for their original basic breakfast.

Denny's is confusing because it's several layers of separation from its source material at this point. The Grand Slam was called that because, like in baseball, it clears all four bases. That's your pancakes, bacon, eggs, and sausage meal. No, it doesn't actually describe the food in there, but it gives you the sense that it's an easy way to get everything you want out of a breakfast.

As soon as it stopped being a "Grand Slam" and turned into a Sunday Swizzle Big Tower Time Slam Brought to you by Angry Birds The Movie only in theaters July 18th it lost all recognition as to what you'd be ordering aside from it's... probably(?) got some combination of... some of those original four things in it.

Why a cop would be any more confused by this than your average Joe (whaddup Lawgic) is anyone's guess though.

 

[datura_binge]

This is the #1 tell of the lowest tier of technically-male filth. It's a worse red flag than being rude to service workers. JF Gariepy does it too, just off the top of my head. Loses his mind if a woman talks back to him. It's such an obvious sign of weakness that I don't know how those guys don't know to rein it in.

The ultimate response (male or female) to back-talk is a light chuckle. In my experience anyway. If someone is shitting on you, backtalking, etc and you laugh at them, they will lose their minds because it didn't make you mad. It's been as true in my social life as it was with rude/asshole customers in service jobs. No need to argue back, no need to "take it", all you have to do is laugh and they will take care of making themselves look foolish all on their own. I think response to criticism (valid or invalid) and/or verbal abuse is a huge indicator of power dynamics, generally speaking. The people who lose their minds or go on a long rant in response, those people are isolated in a bubble of their own creation and have no clue how to act/react in the larger (real) world.

 

[Fapcop]

True, though I wonder why Dick hasn't used your or their posts as ammo yet, considering he reads this thread often and everyone here keeps mentioning you every time Kayla is mentioned lol

Well in case Dick is reading along, I’ll bang Kayla so hard that balldos go flying.

It’ll be like demonic possession just in reverse, complete with speaking in tongues. The power of the Fapcock will cleanse her of degeneracy, and turn her back into the godfearing trad wife she used to be, before Nick sacrificed his marriage on the altar of coom.

And yes, Trad-Kayla will start posting here. But only to share cookie recipes, fashion tips and to mock trannies.

Denny's is confusing because it's several layers of separation from its source material at this point. The Grand Slam was called that because, like in baseball, it clears all four bases. That's your pancakes, bacon, eggs, and sausage meal. No, it doesn't actually describe the food in there, but it gives you the sense that it's an easy way to get everything you want out of a breakfast.

Huh?! The more you know!

I always figured Grand Slam just meant: “A SHITLOAD OF FOOD”.

 

[Dimension Sniper]

Why a cop would be any more confused by this than your average Joe (whaddup Lawgic) is anyone's guess though.

that part’s easy, it’s just because Nick despises all authority and cops are a particularly soft target.

 

[Journoscum]

that part’s easy, it’s just because Nick despises all authority and cops are a particularly soft target.

They don't even know what to order at Denny's

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

They don't even know what to order at Denny's

Nobody wants to have to solve a puzzle just to order breakfast. Maybe Denny's is great if you're 12 but adults got shit to do.

 

[Oxyjen]

“I’d loooooove to cover trials, but like…my schedule is really bad right now. Like, I have five kids.”

 

[Cimmerian Kang]

Denny's is confusing because it's several layers of separation from its source material at this point.

Without reading the description what do you think a Desolation of Smaug Hobbit Hole Breakfast is, sir? What is on a Disney's Solo: A Star Wars Story Han's Laser Fire Blaster Burger? Please recall that you are under oath.

 

[Clockwork]

One of the local news sites, willmarradio.com, is following the Rekieta story:

• Nick Rekieta in court Wednesday on drug charges (archive)
• Judge denies request for video coverage of internet star's legal proceedings (archive)

 

[Lemon-Lime Turpentine]

Sure the Denny's joke was dumb and pointless, but the "Mexicans can only spell 'repair'" joke contains deep, esoteric wisdom that finally explains how wearing the balldo isn't gay and how Nick actually didn't poison his child with cocaine.

Can't forget the profundity of the "food so dry it's like a T-Rex in Auschwitz" joke.

The Denny's menu is confusing because it's way too long and everything has a cutesy name that reveals little about the dish itself, e..g., "Classic Slams." (WTF is a slam?)

Denny's is confusing because it's several layers of separation from its source material at this point.

 

[Oxyjen]

Why a cop would be any more confused by this than your average Joe (whaddup Lawgic) is anyone's guess though.

I’ve now read way more than I wanted to about this but here’s my condensed take.

Nick must have seen a comedian do an observational bit about how Denny’s menus are confusing. No doubt the comedian made a proper joke, with a lead up, explanations, and examples to guide the audience to the conclusion.
Nick however, isn’t a comedian. His takeaway will simply be “Denny’s menu reference = funny. Everyone got the joke that it’s complicated, and they laughed”.

So in his mind that became a universal trope that everyone would immediately get.

But he’s added on part 2. Here’s this universally acknowledged complicated thing, which is funny. How can I make it even funnier? I know, I’ll contrast a dumb person trying to make sense of it. Like, “a monkey doing an IRS return.“. Cops are dumb, right? “How does a cop know what he ordered at Denny’s”.

 

[Cimmerian Kang]

The struggle itself towards the hams and slams is enough to fill a man's plate. One must imagine the Denny's Cop is happy.

 

[Step out of the car sir]

I hope Nick knows that Ralph will throw him under the bus for the witness intimidation investigation as soon as he can, he was around Nick and if he’s investigated the hollering will begin. Then he’ll say that it was, in fact, Nick who told him to post the cuck’s address online.

But that’ll never happen haha, It’s not like he’s ever called Nick’s kids retarded or anything like that…

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

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That's from a document called a "supplemental report" that was only shown on a Patrick Melton stream. Someone posted stitched together screenshots here months ago. I have attached the stitched version again if anyone wants it.

Huh, so he finally kicked out the "family" or whatever he was helping with cheap rent.

Now he has to sell the place. Heh.

 

[Schwarzwald]

I humbly propose that Nick and Ralph be treated as a comedy duo ala Laurel and Hardy or Abbott and Costello for Lolcow of the Year purposes due to intersecting storylines. They are a classic example of the trope, a veritable odd couple with one being tall, thin, effeminate, wealthy (perhaps no longer), and 'educated', with the other being short, fat, boorish, dirt poor, and possessing a 7th grade education. Despite their differences, they are united in spirit as narcissistic terminally online drug-addled fuckups who turn everything they touch into garbage, a true living nightmare for themselves.

It just doesn't feel right to separate their intertwined retardation making each others' horrible situations considerably worse with no apparent benefit for their association in the first place. The greatest ending possible to this comedy classic would be Ralph and Nick bickering with exaggerated slapstick fighting in striped Minnesota prison clothes as the screen swipes to black.