"Current year" terms that piss you off

[Swede]

"Ahh" as a replacement for "ass", for example "goofy ass" is "goofy ahh". Also hate when people say (insert reference here) ahh (subject).
It just makes you sound retarded.

"wlw lesbian or mlm gay", which is just redundant because if you say you're lesbian, people are gonna know you're a woman who loves woman

 

[Local Fed]

I fucking despise people who say "ahh" as a replacement for "ass" in "goofy ass" for example". Also hate when people say (insert reference here) ahh (subject).
It just makes you sound retarded.

Agreed, and in the same vein, using "ish" as a replacement for "shit."

 

[AnOminous]

Agreed, and in the same vein, using "ish" as a replacement for "shit."

Do zoomers have to talk like tiny little babies?

 

[Local Fed]

Do zoomers have to talk like tiny little babies?

Regarding the "ahh" and "ish" examples, I think part of it is some cringe black cultural crossover (appropriation would actually be an apt way to put it) that the usual embarrassing types of online people embrace. At least with "ish" it was definitely something I noticed coming first from black Twitter, but then more so from your run of the mill 25-35 year old "he/they [flag of most oppressed country of the month] pop culture reference in bio" types.

 

[Mouse Cop]

"X" was not on my bingo card this year." I have really grown to hate this expression due to its overuse.

 

[WSPWSPWSPWSP]

All these faggy new terms like "unalive", "grape", "sewerslide" etc

I hate that popular vernacular is being changed from the threat of censorship or lack of monetisation from big corporations. Fuck you.

 

[Stoner Miko]

I did mention unalive in this thread previously, but...

"grape"

WHAT THE FUCK IS A "GRAPE" SUPPOSED TO MEAN???

I hate that popular vernacular is being changed from the threat of censorship or lack of monetisation from big corporations.

The best way for that is to just not care.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Grand-dog. I'm a crazy animal lover and even I find this obnoxious at best. The fact that pets aren't human is kind of the appeal of having a pet. If my grandparents call my hermit crabs their grandcrabs, I'm checking them into a psych ward.

 

[aphelion]

I haven't read the whole thread but I'm sure "unalive" has been mentioned numerous times. I just wanted to share that my 46yo SIL unironically used it during a conversation we had in person. I already knew she was retarded but this shit made me physically cringe. I don't think she realizes that ppl use that to get around online censorship and it's not some hip new young ppl slang.

 

[(((I am NOT a jew)))]

"The Ick"
"He gave me the ick".

To me just sums up why the incel problem is an actual problem.
God forbid a guy who's slightly awkward try socializing ever or risk judgement from your highfalutin ass.

 

[(((I am NOT a jew)))]

Also not a term, but the fact people hate the word "lazy" now.
"I'm not lazy, the youtube video just told me I have ADHD/Depression/ect."

If you want to indulge in some self-fulfilling prophecy, have a hoarding house and shit your pants as a grown man, because there are an infinite amount of "content creators" who literally depend on you being weak for their revenue, feel free.

But I think maybe doing the opposite and actually handling a situation even if a little bit at a time will do a lot more and help in the end than being a slave to whatever label you created for yourself to get out of grown responsibilities.

 

[Liam B]

This one has probably been brought up ad nauseam, but the term "normalize", especially when someone talks about normalizing something that is:
a) already normal
b) oddly specific
c) something that should not be considered normal (e.g. being morbidly obese)

 

[(((I am NOT a jew)))]

"Male Gaze"
Men are committing the evil sin of looking at attractive women dressed in attire that would have gotten them socially shunned in every nation for the first 99% of civilized human history. The horror.

 

[Stoner Miko]

Do you guys know how words can start sounding tiring after being said over and over again? One such word is slur.
It's gotten so tiring hearing people say "racial slur" or just slur and any combination of it just makes me sick every time I see it. It's even worse than "woke" and "DEI" that I mentioned at the top of this page, because at least "woke" is a proper word when used in a correct context and "DEI" when not an acronym means "of God" in Latin. Slur is just a nigger word, that's about it.

 

[Verpa Teutonica Ingens]

Do you guys know how words can start sounding tiring after being said over and over again? One such word is slur.
It's gotten so tiring hearing people say "racial slur" or just slur and any combination of it just makes me sick every time I see it. It's even worse than "woke" and "DEI" that I mentioned at the top of this page, because at least "woke" is a proper word when used in a correct context and "DEI" when not an acronym means "of God" in Latin. Slur is just a nigger word, that's about it.

"Slur? No, I enunciated quite clearly when I called you a nigger."

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Thread tax: Using "conspiracy" to mean "conspiracy theory". It's been said here before that leftoids use the phrase "conspiracy theory" as a label for those evil, hateful claims that depend on psychological pathoses like "basic pattern recognition" and "critical thinking" to believe. Now those NPCs can't even put in enough effort to say two words, so they just blurt out "Conspiracy!" when confronted with blasphemy against their sacred Democracy.

It gets worse: they've been given the word "conspiracist" to smear apostates with. When I first saw it, I thought it was a portmanteau of "conspiracy" and "racist", but no, it's just "conspiracy" + "-ist".

 

[The Cringe Connoisseur]

Whatever retarded slang is currently being pushed by some popular for the moment no talent lip syncing fuckboy that's being pushed through all success barriers by the nepotism babies of the music industry.

 

[Kiwi Lime Pie]

WHAT THE FUCK IS A "GRAPE" SUPPOSED TO MEAN???

I thought it was a sanitized contraction for gang rape, but Urban Dictionary claims it's for gay rape.

Now, I must unscrew my eyes from their sockets and let them soak in Lysol overnight after reading that.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

"Slur? No, I enunciated quite clearly when I called you a nigger."

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Thread tax: Using "conspiracy" to mean "conspiracy theory". It's been said here before that leftoids use the phrase "conspiracy theory" as a label for those evil, hateful claims that depend on psychological pathoses like "basic pattern recognition" and "critical thinking" to believe. Now those NPCs can't even put in enough effort to say two words, so they just blurt out "Conspiracy!" when confronted with blasphemy against their sacred Democracy.

It gets worse: they've been given the word "conspiracist" to smear apostates with. When I first saw it, I thought it was a portmanteau of "conspiracy" and "racist", but no, it's just "conspiracy" + "-ist".

I often wonder if these types, when confronted with news/true crime content/similar mentioning someone charged or convicted of just "conspiracy" vs "conspiring to x" or conspiracy to commit x", Do they think the charge is for muh right wing extremism?

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

"Freaky" we get it, you're gross

 

[ToroidalBoat]

"Male Gaze"

The demonizing of male sexuality goes with that apparent "ideology" of "men bad" and "men different from women bad" in Clown World.

(BTW throughout the history of this world there has been more revealing clothing, like Minoan dress. Though such seems to be rare.)