🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Lonely khan]

It will be kind of hard to visit his son after that

Good

 

[metroid_fetish_ii]

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

If one positive comes out of this, it's that Ralph will likely be too chickenshit (and poor) to go back to Spicer for any follow-up hearing or trials. Even if it goes nowhere, the county isn't likely to say anything publicly, unless it's to bring action against Ralph and/or Nick, at which point Piggie will be scared of or unwelcome in Willmar/Spicer.

While that's a bit sad in terms of milk, it will be a huge win for our brave KiwiSisters and KiwiBros in the field, who will no longer have to smell Ralph in person.

 

[Die For Me!]

Once he reaches his crack shack he will fire up a stream and do a low energy rant about being untouchable. It's all just so incredibly pathetic.

Ralph is not safe in Mexico despite his constant hollering of the contrary, Mexico can and will extradite his fat ass the second the US tells them too (what a bitch-made country to flee too! )
There's only one place on the planet where the Ralphamale is truly safe from the totalitarian government he was born under:

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[Jump]

If one positive comes out of this, it's that Ralph will likely be too chickenshit (and poor) to go back to Spicer for any follow-up hearing or trials.

At this point I am wondering if he even has enough money to make it back to his tin shack in mexico.
He only streamed for a few mins. Maybe crackhead nick will give him a few bux just to get far, far away from MN. This whole witness intimidation thing is just another hassle nick will have to deal with.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Ralph is not safe in Mexico despite his constant hollering of the contrary, Mexico can and will extradite his fat ass the second the US tells them too (what a bitch-made country to flee too! )
There's only one place on the planet where the Ralphamale is truly safe from the totalitarian government he was born under:

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It's funny how for, basically anyone, fleeing the country and moving to Mexico because you have so many legal issues with your father's kid would be the most absurd event in their lives. For Ralph it was a Tuesday.

 

[moocow]

Ralph likely be far gone in Mexico before repercussions hit him.

I think Mexico extradites to the US for charges that don't include the possibility of the death penalty but I doubt they'd bother for (very) small potatoes like ol' Ralphie here.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

borderline rapist tendencies

He orally raped blackout drunk Alice not really borderline more like overtly a rapist.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

He orally raped blackout drunk Alice not really borderline more like overtly a rapist.

Could have be involuntary manslaughter if she was smothered by the gunt during the process.

 

[Nick Obre]

Ralph finally got revenge for Reiketa laughing at him.

AH WAS PLAYING THE LONG CON, BISH

THE RALPHAMALE ALWAYS WINS IN THE END

 

[FiveStarAce]

He orally raped blackout drunk Alice not really borderline more like overtly a rapist.

BISH SHE DIDNT SUE SO THE BLOWJOB WAS TAX FREE BABEEEE!!

Don't forget that he stole her Phone afterwards. People kinda forget this Story too easily. I say borderline because nobody pressed charges and our boy hasnt been convicted of anything. But yeah, what he did with Alice(?) is infinitly close to rape.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Don't forget that he stole her Phone afterwards

I did forget. Please tell me there's a clip.

 

[FiveStarAce]

I did forget. Please tell me there's a clip.

The Alice Interview with Kino Casino. He got her drunk, fucked her mouth and left with her Phone. When she went to pick it up from him she barely had any recollection of what happened, but ask Ralph if she blew him and he said yes. That's literally predator behaviour, like full blown rapist shit.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

The Alice Interview with Kino Casino. He got her drunk, fucked her mouth and left with her Phone. When she went to pick it up from him she barely had any recollection of what happened, but ask Ralph if she blew him and he said yes. That's literally predator behaviour, like full blown rapist shit.

I knew about the blackout blowie, I didn't know he took her phone. Where can I watch the interview?

 

[FiveStarAce]

I knew about the blackout blowie, I didn't know he took her phone. Where can I watch the interview?

It was back on the dakka dakka channel, don't know about archives.

 

[GettrGriftr]

Ralph is not safe in Mexico despite his constant hollering of the contrary, Mexico can and will extradite his fat ass the second the US tells them too (what a bitch-made country to flee too! )
There's only one place on the planet where the Ralphamale is truly safe from the totalitarian government he was born under:
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Hey, maybe he could go over and try to find the Gambian groyper? Anyone remember that?

 

[lester]

BISH SHE DIDNT SUE SO THE BLOWJOB WAS TAX FREE BABEEEE!!

Don't forget that he stole her Phone afterwards. People kinda forget this Story too easily. I say borderline because nobody pressed charges and our boy hasnt been convicted of anything. But yeah, what he did with Alice(?) is infinitly close to rape.

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Wasn't there some kind of back and forth between Alice and Gunt where she asks 'did I suck your dick?' and he said yeah. Where's that tape again?
Where she says she didn't want any kind of relationship with him(despite him buying her Amazon wish list crap...haha)and she was fucked up and didn't want anymore to drink and Gunt kept pressing her. Until she passed out.
Cause that's sounding like rape for sure.
HE SAID also, he fled to Mexico based on maybe she'd file charges on him amongst other things.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Where she says she didn't want any kind of relationship with him(despite him buying her Amazon wish list crap)and she was fucked up and didn't want anymore to drink and Gunt kept pressing her. Until she passed out.

Imagine being such a hideous unlovable loser that after spending hundreds of dollars on a meth addict you have to resort to raping her to get laid because she's not interested. That's Ralph's life. That's him. Getting turned down by a tweaker and resorting to sticking his micropenis in her mouth for 30 seconds.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Anything you want to add @alicesroom

 

[The Stranger]

Please, Lord, let the rage pig get arrested so I can attend his day in court in the same suit I wore to Racket's