"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

Is James Augustine FUCKING DEAD?

  • Yes! Another Vtumour simp kicks the bucket.

    Votes: 230 35.9%
  • NO. Antis are just writing fan fiction 😭😭😭😭😭

    Votes: 410 64.1%

  • Total voters
    640
People who write shit like this on the Internet should have their hands cut off. Can't you word things in English without sounding like a retard?
Hello, I speak Jive and I can translate this for you. What he said was....

"If No Cap Gym wants to sell his bootyhole to Big Flocka Keemstar for a little medical bill juicer..."

Hope this helps.
 
I know Jim talked about buying a Mossberg 500 or something at the beginning of COVID. I don't think Ralph is foolish enough to try and break into Jim's house, but how funny would that be if he starts banging on the door and Jim just blasts him?
Rare Jim photo:
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The force from firing the gun would disintegrate his brittle bones into a fine powder. Luckily, Jade can fire a blowdart filled with xannie goodness to sedate the raging pig long enough so animal control can haul him away to be put down humanely.

Speaking of bones, how long does it take to heal from fractured ribs? I want that DSP stream.
 
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