DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Squatty Potty]

The bald gnome is doing a stream on the pigroach in about 8 minutes.
Edit: Keemstar's Internet felted him. Another win for the King of Beggars.

 

[shekelshoah666]

Doody is a faggot but god damn, he’s got an absolute chokehold on Phil. A 30 minute cope session on all the memes that doody includes on his terrible videos.

He’s become a full-on drama streamer. Or at least his awful take on one.

Doody owning the Youtube search algorithm when you search for DSP or basic shit like that must just drive DSP crazy. Also I think he realizes he left so much $$$$ on the table by not just hiring some editor like most streamers do and having them cut up clips and sharing a cut with them.

 

[BlastMonk]

Phil is greedy and the detractors that make money off him he sees as money that's literally stolen from him. That 'lost' income enrages him more than anything they say about him. Makes 100k a year roughly but still claims he can't afford to fix his kitchen, dish washer, bathroom, toilet, shower and I'm sure other stuff I can't remember. He wants to make near a million a year like at his peak so he has more money coming in than he knows how to spend, thats his goal, thats what he wants as his status quo. 10k a day on mobile microtransactions, 2 days off a week, best slop doordashed, a holiday (sitting in a hotel playing gatcha), being able to take out a morgage with no real knowledge or research about the area hes moving like what he did the first time he had that kind of money.

 

[Telemeter]

Doody owning the Youtube search algorithm when you search for DSP or basic shit like that must just drive DSP crazy. Also I think he realizes he left so much $$$$ on the table by not just hiring some editor like most streamers do and having them cut up clips and sharing a cut with them.

I don't really watch Doody, but man this salt is delicious, I'm going to go put some of his videos on autoplay with ads on.

This has to be the best endorsement Doody could have ever expected.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

big congratulations to doody for finally dethroning tevin as phil's favorite negro, that meltdown was fucking something. maybe he really is losing it

 

[Niggernerd]

DSP cucking keem is honestly the only based thing he's ever done. It's just funny seeing gnome never have control of a wilin hog. Doody is a faggot nothing will make me like him but i digress suffah king phillip!

 

[BlastMonk]

Phil has decided he wants to talk to Josh and says 'its going to happen on Day X at X time' When he hasn't asked Josh if he's free then or that time is workable. He's such a fucking narc he wants X so its just going to happen. Has anyone else noticed that DSP way of speaking and manneraisms seems more, manic than normal? It was happening before Kino casino but this whole 'king is back' stuff really seems like someone in the aura of a total psychological break.

 

[Niggernerd]

Phil has decided he wants to talk to Josh and says 'its going to happen on Day X at X time' When he hasn't asked Josh if he's free then or that time is workable. He's such a fucking narc he wants X so its just going to happen. Has anyone else noticed that DSP way of speaking and manneraisms seems more, manic than normal? It was happening before Kino casino but this whole 'king is back' stuff really seems like someone in the aura of a total psychological break.

Apparently PPP and Josh are working it out? Because Phil's just lazy and can't be fucked to get in touch with null.
I think Phil's still paranoid with strangers but because the KC hasn't done anything  yet he's being wily like a ferret.

 

[Telemeter]

Phil has decided he wants to talk to Josh and says 'its going to happen on Day X at X time' When he hasn't asked Josh if he's free then or that time is workable. He's such a fucking narc he wants X so its just going to happen.

I can't wait for Josh to get his own personal pre-stream that PPP and Warski have already had to sit through for 10 times over the course of their 2 streams, LOL.

I doubt Phil is going to tell Josh he holds him personally responsible for everything that has ever been said here because he hasn't swept for him yet, like he did a few days ago.

Has anyone else noticed that DSP way of speaking and manneraisms seems more, manic than normal? It was happening before Kino casino but this whole 'king is back' stuff really seems like someone in the aura of a total psychological break.

Nah, he's just back to DSP from 10 years ago, he's running high on begging right now and he truly, genuinely expects this to last forever, so he's euphoric.

For someone obsessed with schedules he is also paradoxically unable to visualize into the future more than a day at the time.

Maybe that's why he has to do schedules, since the concept of "tomorrow" is just a fog in his mind, like the people who don't have an inner voice.

 

[RougeRed]

Is all the niggery ragebait posting done? Are we back to just laughing at DSP being a retard? That's what the overwhelming majority of us are here for.

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

Is all the niggery ragebait posting done? Are we back to just laughing at DSP being a retard? That's what the overwhelming majority of us are here for.

I should hope so

 

[Iron Hamster]

And Phil's excuse of "oh they hadn't seen her and were repeating a meme"

He actually said this? lmao. There's video evidence of her size. What no one has ever seen is the 'swimsuit model'.

I guess gaming doesn't matter when you're too busy being an attention whore.
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not a drama streamer btw. they are the scourge of the earth.

'fully evolved streaming setup.' Is his setup a Pokemon?

I'm guessing a hot tub.

Is this his new plan to pivot away from gaming? Become a drama steamer? It's all about drama, felting the detractors and being the king now.

He's always been a drama streamer.

But I don’t think taking this stance with the board is really helping things either

I thought he was leaving a message for Phail since he reads here.

 

[Telemeter]

Doody is having fun with DSP video.

Tourists wont know what this is in reference of and it will totally fly over Phil's head.

 

[Don't bullshit us brother]

Nah, he's just back to DSP from 10 years ago, he's running high on begging right now and he truly, genuinely expects this to last forever, so he's euphoric.

Its crazy what a bit of money will do to him to pad his ego to flip on everything about being a mature adult, whats next? An old style dx crotch chop in person with Null and Keemstar at the next evo email being sent out?

 

[Niggernerd]

Its crazy what a bit of money will do to him to pad his ego to flip on everything about being a mature adult, whats next? An old style dx crotch chop in person with Null and Keemstar at the next evo email being sent out?

All he needed was a false sense of security and "friends" to reignite that ego. It's really leading to some gold whereas he'd never give doody content time as he was before.
Maybe he'll try to reclaim his crown on tiger electronics SF2

 

[Iron Father]

The dent king's minions in Keem's chat peer-pressured him into apologizing lmao I already liked this new arc but holy shit.

 

[johnkimble123]

He actually said this? lmao. There's video evidence of her size. What no one has ever seen is the 'swimsuit model'.

It's definitely one of those things Phil says that you wouldn't believe unless you saw it (this is from August 5):

 

[Niggernerd]

The dent king's minions in Keem's chat peer-pressured him into apologizing lmao I already liked this new arc but holy shit.

BOW DOWN TO THE
BOW DOWN TO THE KING
Keem having to suckle on the piggertits for the lowest chance to get him on stream
Phil really only gets Ws on keem it's such a weird thing thats a constant.

 

[Lazycunt]

Doody owning the Youtube search algorithm when you search for DSP or basic shit like that must just drive DSP crazy. Also I think he realizes he left so much $$$$ on the table by not just hiring some editor like most streamers do and having them cut up clips and sharing a cut with them.

To be fair it drives me mad too sometimes, something about his voice makes me hate the cunt

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

True. But shit. Phil making bank won’t cause me ti lose any sleep.

Same! I'm of the belief that Phil can make a million dollars on one stream and the VERY next day, he'll come RIGHT back and beg. Again, there's no point on getting mad at the money he has to beg for. Phil has mentioned this before: when the next day stream begins, hell, even the night stream, that counter goes back to zero. I didn't say that, that came from the pig's mouth himself.

Point being, no matter how much Phil makes, it'll never be enough to quench his voracious thirst for money.