DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[TheLastFrogger]

I think mutahar dropping out is a sign of the end. soon, KC will stop interacting with him and he will go back to old life. honestly, this is going to hit him hard.

I'm optimistic too, but with Keemstar posting the apology video I think this will go on a little longer, my hope is we finally get null and DSP in the same call.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

I think mutahar dropping out is a sign of the end. soon, KC will stop interacting with him and he will go back to old life. honestly, this is going to hit him hard.

I know we tend to see things through a Phil shaped lens on here, which makes sense given he's obviously the main subject, but it feels like the Muta stuff really was a coincidence and not specifically related to Phil. If anything, the fact he cancelled at all shows how little Phil means to him.

Phil holds grudges and doesn't forgive nor forget.

I agree with Phil holding grudges and never forgetting them, but I actually think he forgives pretty easily. Well, temporarily, at least, he's not afraid to go back to a grudge if it suits him. It's just very rare for someone to apologize to Phil because, well, most people don't have anything to really apologize for. Phil is more often than not the aggressor. He's sometimes the butt of a joke by someone more popular, but said people have zero reason to interact with him and are likely completely unaware Phil even said anything in the first place.

But Phil has shown he's pretty easy to get on the good side of. Previous trolls/detractors just have to appeal to his apology fetish and say something vaguely positive and they're back in Phil's good graces. He'll drop them if they step out of line, but for all his bluster and banning, Phil is driven more by his ego and will keep anyone around/leech onto someone who shows the vaguest hints of kindness/ego stroking.

I mentioned it before, but I honestly believe if Keem had initially approached Phil with something like "Hey man, I'm starting a podcast and need a great gamer like you on it to be the cool guy," he'd have hooked Phil without spending a dime. As long as he sent it via email. And not during business hours. While I don't think he can just as easily get Phil onto the podcast now, I think if he made a 10 second video that was basically "Phil was right, I was wrong, hail to the king," or something along those lines, he'd at least get bumped up to neutral status in Phil's mind. If he threw out a few more positive comments over the next few weeks, they'd probably be fine and Phil would memory hole their feud and would do so until Keem either slipped up to the point everyone is dunking on him, or he says something negative about Phil.

 

[Kiwi Andy]

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

I guess gaming doesn't matter when you're too busy being an attention whore.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

I'm optimistic too, but with Keemstar posting the apology video I think this will go on a little longer, my hope is we finally get null and DSP in the same call.

Null is a bore who knows nothing about the goutverse. Im sensing another Quartering interview if that happened.

 

[Prince Lotor]

I was randomly clicking through Phil's RTU KC React! and see Phil saying, "PAUSE!! Pause. I got somethin ta say," doing his best Fred Fuchs's underling impersonation. Congratulations Phil on becoming the SoK. You are literally doing the thing you claimed was akin to attempted murder when it happened to you.

 

[Puerile Burger]

I might be an outlier in feeling this way, but I don't see this KC arc ending with any sort of huge blow up. I feel like it's just gonna peter out. Die on the vine.
Once the big money stream happened, the only thing on KC and Phil's minds is probably how they can drag this thing on as long as possible so squeeze every penny they can out of it. I don't know how long it will last, but I imagine it fizzling out sooner than later, since all of these guys are very one-dimensional and don't have the creativity to give it any real longevity.

Agreed. KC has done this repeatedly. The TR Sartor is King saga for example. It will be milked until the paypigs revolt and then they will pivot to the next potential source of cash.

 

[Lazycunt]

I guess gaming doesn't matter when you're too busy being an attention whore.
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"Fully evolved streaming setup" literal retards have better streaming setups than Phil, Phil always expects maximum results and praise with minimum effort.

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

I guess gaming doesn't matter when you're too busy being an attention whore.
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that profile pic with that name is schizophrenic

 

[Iron Father]

Phil always expects maximum results and praise with minimum effort.

And, as usual, his big fancy upgrades are a decade behind everybody else.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

'fully evolved streaming setup.' Is his setup a Pokemon?

 

[Brother Wind]

I will always defend people getting mad about Phil, and especially his money. And I have always felt that people who don't get it need to grow the fuck up. Just dont seethe right.

To explain. Times are fucking tough. And they aren't getting better. And no one, especially in these times like people who make money doing nothing. Especially when they bitch about it. Think of all the athletes and actors you hear bitching about racism or sexism or other bullshit because they make a million or two less compared to the other millions they make.

But everyone also knows you gotta make your bread somehow. So no one actually cares that entertainers and streamers barely work and make way too much money. It will piss you off, but at a level, if youre not a retard. You get it.

Which brings us to Phil. His secret sauce is the begging. And the bald face begging. And the belittlement when his begging isn't fucking enough. Like the way everyone who blew up on that one cunt bitching about memberships? Like we can agree that was gross? Phil does that multiple times a day.

And it gets worse. Because then he has all the self awareness of a retard and asks why people get mad about him begging. And acting like it isn't good enough.

And its all on top of that he makes way more than the average american. All on top of that he is begging to either indulge his retarded vices. Or make up the difference. And he has the audacity to insist he deserves these things.

You can say, why get mad at him, there are pedos? I counter, why does he need to beg for a meal out with his wife? There are husbands and wives skipping meals to feed their children after they actually got fucked by corporations. Husbands and wives who haven't gone out in years to keep the lights on. Husbands and wives struggling to keep up with bills after one of them wound up in the doctor after a freak accident. Or surprise cancer.

I want you tourists and you larpers and assorted retards to tell me why in the face of that, you aren't allowed to be mad at Phil. No whataboutisms. No strawmen. Simply put why is it unfair to get mad at baldfaced audacity.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

The only thing getting angry with Phil does is give ammo to the LULZ DENTRACTORS SO MAD !!1! window lickers from Phil's fanbase and KC, and if anything motivates them to donate more. Plus whatever he does get is very soon wasted and he's back to beg for more.

That said...yes it is hard not to sometimes, especially at the moment where his levels of obnoxiousness are just off the charts. Plus the fact he is not only a bad loser but a bad winner, that he believes he is entitled to six figures for rolling out of bed at 10am to play video games, the amount of expensive things he claims to be gifted, the way his bad behaviour is always rewarded. There was a moment recently where after being "gifted" a $2000 PC he was whining about having to spend money on his 3rd copy of SF6 and did an exaggerated woe is me skit that made me genuinely MATI.

 

[architect]

What's interesting about the recent SmugSydePhil saga, especially as it pertains to his narcissism and mental state, is how similar it is to when his JustJared tweets went "viral" or when he was granted his precious bankruptcy. He has this obvious fantasy, delusion or whatever you want to call it, that starts with something "positive" happening, such as a tweet going viral or a retarded judge approving his fraudulent bankruptcy petition or appearing on some pathetic podcast like Kino Casino and being sarcastically fellated by the hosts. After this earth-shattering positive event, he now believes the internet at large will do a complete 180 and see Phil, not as a degenerate gambling addict who aggressively begs to sustain his pathetic hermit lifestyle, but as the chill and positive mature adult he really is. Everyone now sees that he never did anything wrong and did everything correct. They also see that it wasn't Phil, but the detractors who were in fact the "bad guy" and the ones who deserve all the hate. The final component of this delusion, is the belief that this turnaround of his public perception will be accompanied by a gigantic influx of donations. Now that the people see the real DSP, the innocent man who has suffered at the hands of of evil detractors for years and years, they will want to shower him with riches as a way to attone for making him scrape by on a measly $120,000 a year, even though he deserves a million or more, just like in the early Youtube days.

To sum it up:

1. Something "positive" happens
2. Believes the internet at large now believes and supports him
3. Believes he deserves even more donations now that everyone sees him in this new positive light

Sadly, this fantasy will never be fulfilled. Just like the last few times something good happened to him, all the extra money will be wasted on his addictions and he'll be back where he started, at level 1.

 

[GibMoneyPls]

What the fuck is a "back baby"? Use a comma, you moron. It's your professional adult-style business Twitter.

 

[hector85]

Disagree. This is the least entertaining DSP has been in a long time.

good thing theres other cows and a variety of other activities to engage in during the bad times. smug overly confident phil is just unbearable to listen to regardless of what gold dust we may get. i just check in with twitter and KF for highlights these days

I'm optimistic too, but with Keemstar posting the apology video I think this will go on a little longer, my hope is we finally get null and DSP in the same call.

Im looking forward to DSP moral bullying and talking down to Null as he tries to explain why his board needs to go.

 

[verymuchawful]

I want you tourists and you larpers and assorted retards to tell me why in the face of that, you aren't allowed to be mad at Phil. No whataboutisms. No strawmen. Simply put why is it unfair to get mad at baldfaced audacity.

No droob you don't understand, when you hate on THE KING it just shows how FELTED and seething you are. You're just a Karen getting mad at how a guy makes money on the Internet. He's actually not even that bad of a guy. In fact I think people that hate him are just as bad if not worse than my friend, Phil. Phil provides hours upon hours of KAHNTENT free of charge and he only asks that you support it every 15 minutes. Is that really so bad? Also there have been single digit instances of haters going too far to fuck with him, the bank leaks and Comcast service disruption for example. Which obviously means if you dislike Phil you must be endorsing these behaviors, are unhinged and causing big problems for Null and his wholesome crime and boyfriend-free website. Clearly you need to funnel your BLIND UNENDING RAGE towards a more suitable target like a real bonafide pedophile. Come out of your rage cave and see what the rest of the site has to offer, stop holing up in your room where all you know is hating someone that doesn't even deserve it.
~ Every cocksucking DSP tourist ever.

 

[TheLastFrogger]

Im looking forward to DSP moral bullying and talking down to Null as he tries to explain why his board needs to go.

I look forward to seeing who will fold first. Or maybe they can bond over their love of BBWs

 

[verymuchawful]

I look forward to seeing who will fold first. Or maybe they can bond over their love of BBWs

I really do want Null to meet his hero. It'd be so wholesome.

 

[BlastMonk]

~ Every cocksucking DSP tourist ever.

I'll never forget when Null said on a MATI stream that Phil is just guy making money to support his family and implied hating Phil was because the person was a communist who hated all small business; and something along the lines of 'you shouldn't tear down a family man'. Some people are just predisposed to see Phil as a platonic ideal of an american, hard working, struggling, getting by and not seeing the truth. That Phil is a platonic ideal of an american, compulsive liar, alcoholic, short sighted, dumb, non curious of the world around him, a narc and all that and more is combined with an holier than thou attitude towards everything. When he spilt a glass of water on himself he blamed the water of choosing to spill, when he spillt a bottle of water he blamed the bottle for being over filled. He pathologically cannot accpet personally responsibility over any negative action ever