DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Speaking of, what's this "my detractors are seething so hard" bit about? I don't think anyone on the board gives a fuck. I figure it's just his begging strat now that he's directly appealing to spiteful losers. But now I'm curious if anyone has actually gotten mad about it. Closest I've seen is Snort claiming the tips are faked.

Most of the seething is from those who hate every dollar Phil gets. The suprcrzy types.

The dentractors Phil is targeting like Doody are loving this. They're making more content because they're getting more money too.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

DSP ending up on the Lolcow Podcast would be a very entertaining ending to this current season. We all know the guy goes back on all his supposed moral principles, so seeing him go from hating Keem to brownnosing him as a razzer would just be the icing on the cake that is Phil's failed life.

I have a feeling it will come to that, as Keem broke the code on how "win" over DSP: "apologize" to him, gaslight him, and think you're his friend. Phil is too much of an idiot to see that he's being played like a fiddle. Even the whole KC dents are defending Phil on Twitter, because they want Phil to see that "Hey, we're your friend!" It's all a big game and to be used for content. Don't be surprised if other content creators decide to throw their hat into the ring with Phil, while Phil is thinking "People love me!" No, Phil.

To quote you, Phil: "Once you put on the clown makeup on, it never comes off."

 

[EmpGulcasa]

I hate to say it but DSP is actually the funniest and most engaging he's been in years. Turns out the Sidescrollers were right when they told him how to monetize all the drama that comes his way. Not that he'd ever admit that.

Don't confuse this for positivity though. DSP is still an annoying hypocrite dickhead who thinks "morals" and "principles" don't apply if he has reason for revenge or he would make a buck. But it's far more funny watching his ego inflate in real time than the sad sack loser shit he's been doing to fake how he's changed for real this time guys. His true asshole colors are coming out again and that means a whole new round of pathological behaviors to point and laugh at.


Whether it continues and he keeps feeling on top of the world or he gets snaked and turns into a hermit for another year doesn't really matter to me honestly. Let the retards throw their money into a black hole and sing the praises of a guy with no friends and zero likeability.

Speaking of, what's this "my detractors are seething so hard" bit about? I don't think anyone on the board gives a fuck. I figure it's just his begging strat now that he's directly appealing to spiteful losers. But now I'm curious if anyone has actually gotten mad about it. Closest I've seen is Snort claiming the tips are faked.

Disagree. This is the least entertaining DSP has been in a long time.

 

[strandedcastaway]

Speaking of, what's this "my detractors are seething so hard" bit about? I don't think anyone on the board gives a fuck. I figure it's just his begging strat now that he's directly appealing to spiteful losers. But now I'm curious if anyone has actually gotten mad about it. Closest I've seen is Snort claiming the tips are faked.

There's a few people getting mad (or maybe incredulous that Phil is making thousands off this) but I think most are just shaking their heads at the idiocy of it from all sides. As far as the "seething", it's mostly made up as part of Phil's new gimmick of trying to "humorously" do everything detractors say he does:

---Lean into the begging and just openly and repeatedly ask for money, now called The King's Tax.
---Call himself a king 1000 times a stream, post pathetic photos of himself in a crown
---Say that detractors are losing their minds at his "redemption" (which he said back in the vest streak too)
---Openly joke how it's all going to Champions

Phil has no comic timing, so he's objectively terrible at being funny. I guess that could make someone seethe when it leads to his tips doubling and tripling anyway. The big drama streamers are looking at Phil as a source of idiocy and someone to mess with while making money off him. But Phil has no shame and is a total hypocrite, so he'll lean into the drama and pretend he's still not.

 

[Choom]

I might be an outlier in feeling this way, but I don't see this KC arc ending with any sort of huge blow up. I feel like it's just gonna peter out. Die on the vine.
Once the big money stream happened, the only thing on KC and Phil's minds is probably how they can drag this thing on as long as possible so squeeze every penny they can out of it. I don't know how long it will last, but I imagine it fizzling out sooner than later, since all of these guys are very one-dimensional and don't have the creativity to give it any real longevity.

Hahnestly, once it's all over I could consider this whole thing a W for Phil, if he actually spends a decent chunk of his windfall on useful (house repairs, etc.) things, or ""meaningful"" (vacation/honeymoon) stuff.
Of course, more that likely it will all be wasted on stream junk, Champs, Dash, and booze. Which will mean it's kind of all a wash in the end.
The whole arc has been a bore to me and I expect nothing out of it. I am genuinely happy for my fellow farmers that are enjoying it somehow, though

 

[shekelshoah666]

Kind of off topic but why the fuck would they get rid of 2 factor authentication?

I just checked and there was 3 different kinds of two factor available so I duno what he's talking about.

I noticed he didn't delete his reddit which is the worst form of social media to exist lol I think he got pushback from dumb shit like that gamer lotion or whatever he tried to shill that triggered him too much.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

Most of the seething is from those who hate every dollar Phil gets. The suprcrzy types.

The dentractors Phil is targeting like Doody are loving this. They're making more content because they're getting more money too.

While hardworking people are losing their jobs and wealth, the retarded dent segment of the world is thriving.

I might be an outlier in feeling this way, but I don't see this KC arc ending with any sort of huge blow up. I feel like it's just gonna peter out. Die on the vine.
Once the big money stream happened, the only thing on KC and Phil's minds is probably how they can drag this thing on as long as possible so squeeze every penny they can out of it. I don't know how long it will last, but I imagine it fizzling out sooner than later, since all of these guys are very one-dimensional and don't have the creativity to give it any real longevity.

Hahnestly, once it's all over I could consider this whole thing a W for Phil, if he actually spends a decent chunk of his windfall on useful (house repairs, etc.) things, or ""meaningful"" (vacation/honeymoon) stuff.
Of course, more that likely it will all be wasted on stream junk, Champs, Dash, and booze. Which will mean it's kind of all a wash in the end.
The whole arc has been a bore to me and I expect nothing out of it. I am genuinely happy for my fellow farmers that are enjoying it somehow, though

It would be a win for most people. He has made a boatload of cash, new connections and more exposure. But going back to sub-mediocrity will kill Phil. He doesnt view any of this as dumb luck. He earned this. He is better than everyone else. He is the rightful owner of the crown. He is the King

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

While hardworking people are losing their jobs and wealth, the retarded dent segment of the world is thriving.

There's always going to people that resent Phil for this reason, and I can't blame them.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

There's always going to people that resent Phil for this reason, and I can't blame them.

True. But shit. Phil making bank won’t cause me ti lose any sleep. The Epstein Johns that control our government will all die rich and very old. That is the shit that should frost us

 

[johnkimble123]

It would be a win for most people. He has made a boatload of cash, new connections and more exposure. But going back to sub-mediocrity will kill Phil. He doesnt view any of this as dumb luck. He earned this. He is better than everyone else. He is the rightful owner of the crown. He is the King

This is why I don't even get the people who get mad at the $$$. I like to keep track of it, mainly by just remembering the lunacy he says, but I'm neither coping nor seething about it. He is, as we've all seen from SF6, the worst winner in the world.

(pocket watching time, sorry)

And we all know that dude getting 3x, which he says is all he needs to have a successful stream, just means that's 2x money to be used on RGBs. I'm just waiting on the slot machine next.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Maybe KC should whiteknight KingcobraJFS when they are done with Phil? I mean everything they stand for and then some holds true for Cobra. And he is actually "King" Cobra
1#He is not a Pedo ( fuck sickos)
2# His detractors are just as bad as DSPs
3#He never hurt anyone
Just a thought PPP helped Mundane Matt after the Ethan Ralph debacle and he loves grandstanding on "the haters".. I still don't believe KC is trolling I think they believe all of this King BS and they will protect Phil till it's not reasonable anymore

It was unreasonable the first second. It will bite them in the ass.

Don't forget Kat is now a walking whale unlike a few years prior. That's even more of a liability. For one she is probably slow and she is most likely prone to exhaustion and sickness. Give it a few years and she is unemployable and will most like collect social security (Phil will manage to fudge his humbers to get it)

Also anyone noticed that Phil asked for a vest at 200 during his WuKong stream? It almost seems as if he is trying to move the goalpost. Like demanding 400 $ a day now (plus memberships and supers) instead of the usual 300$ (even though he was ok with only 100$ a day).

There's also the issue of knocking over the displays like Godzilla ravaging Tokyo.

just rent a cabin by Mt. Olympic for the hot springs, tell Kat it's just like Japan.

He would need to pitch a tent on St Helen's just before an eruption for that 'Japan experience'.

The universe would divide by 0

Keem's apology is obviously fake and gay, but so is his beef with Phil.

Trolling Phail is his favorite pasttime. He knows when he mentions Phail's name, he'll get irrationally angry and go on a retarded diatribe.

I just checked and there was 3 different kinds of two factor available so I duno what he's talking about.

I noticed he didn't delete his reddit which is the worst form of social media to exist lol I think he got pushback from dumb shit like that gamer lotion or whatever he tried to shill that triggered him too much.

Maybe he was having trouble getting monetized on the Twitter.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

True. But shit. Phil making bank won’t cause me ti lose any sleep. The Epstein Johns that control our government will all die rich and very old. That is the shit that should frost us

That's more or less my take on it. There are people who make way more money than Phil and either do way less/actually do things that are harmful to the world. Even in terms of streamers, I imagine there are titty streamers or people like Hasan that make more money and actually profit from it in some capacity instead of pumping it all into gacha. Not that you should get mad about those people either. I dunno, I just feel like most people around their early 20's come to the realization that there's a lot of people who will make more than you by doing less. To really put it into perspective, there was some 10 year old YouTuber that reviews toys that was worth something like 20 million. Phil is just yet another of countless examples of people making way more money than they should.

 

[Oeselian Chad]

Keem's apology is obviously fake and gay, but so is his beef with Phil. I mean, that dude is soulless, like quite literally soulless. He's not offended by what Phil has said and done, he's offended he didn't give him the attention he felt entitled to. If he forgave Boogie faking cancer just for content, it's clear him feeling "hypocritical" for shitting on Phil is just laughable. I think Keem and Mutahar are on the same train of trying to be friendly with Phil, like a retarded deer you approach nice and easy, but it doesn't feel real and Phil not being insulted by this just shows how fucking stupid and full of himself he really is.

Keem needs a third host for Lolcow Live and has wanted to leave that project (or so he says, I don't believe that). Can you imagine if we get the Kino Casino fallout and the year ends with Phil taking his deserved spot as the main host of Lolcow Live? Jesus, the fucking twists on this story. Try to predict what happens next, I dare you.

Will never happen. Above all else Phil is prideful and he will never lower himself to working with Keem and even if he would by some miracle, the casino chuds still hate Keem and wouldn't let it happen. And Casino's downfall isn't scheduled until much further in the future, around late 2025 nearest, and even then it's not really even going to be much of a downfall, but just Andy and PPP amicably going their seperate ways to do other things. Or PPP getting a heart attack and dieing.

I might be an outlier in feeling this way, but I don't see this KC arc ending with any sort of huge blow up. I feel like it's just gonna peter out. Die on the vine.
Once the big money stream happened, the only thing on KC and Phil's minds is probably how they can drag this thing on as long as possible so squeeze every penny they can out of it. I don't know how long it will last, but I imagine it fizzling out sooner than later, since all of these guys are very one-dimensional and don't have the creativity to give it any real longevity.

Hahnestly, once it's all over I could consider this whole thing a W for Phil, if he actually spends a decent chunk of his windfall on useful (house repairs, etc.) things, or ""meaningful"" (vacation/honeymoon) stuff.
Of course, more that likely it will all be wasted on stream junk, Champs, Dash, and booze. Which will mean it's kind of all a wash in the end.
The whole arc has been a bore to me and I expect nothing out of it. I am genuinely happy for my fellow farmers that are enjoying it somehow, though

Correct, once the Metokur make a wish collab happens, they will have milked phil for pretty much everything they could have, and they will just move on to greener pastures. It's really complicated you guys, for you Phil maybe everything in life, but for the casino it's just a segment, which when it loses popularity will just be replaced with sth else.

 

[Soylent Dora]

Will never happen. Above all else Phil is prideful and he will never lower himself to working with Keem and even if he would by some miracle

This man wore a roll of toilet paper on his head for money, did a surprise pahsitive cat DLC reveal and is actively working with the "misery merchants" who "are worthless humans" he so vehemently hates.

I give it a month until he's on lolcow live talking about how he owned the trolls.

 

[Oeselian Chad]

This man wore a roll of toilet paper on his head for money, did a surprise pahsitive cat DLC reveal and is actively working with the "misery merchants" who "are worthless humans" he so vehemently hates.

I give it a month until he's on lolcow live talking about how he owned the trolls.

Phil holds grudges and doesn't forgive nor forget. The current "misery merchants" have never gotten on Phil's shitlist which is why he has no problem hanging out with them despite that makeing him a hypocrite. But Keem has and even if Phil forgives him publicly he will still hold a grudge in private. And besides, LC live is a quickly sinking ship and even Phil (as stupid as he is) is capable of seeing it. Plus he is just cursed by divine powers to outlive everyone, so realistically fuck all is gonna happen and divine powers will just guard his ass like they always do.

But i gues we will have to wait and see

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Phil completely dropping the multi years long "I don't pay attention to any other Youtubers I hate drama!" lie and revealing he has detailed knowledge of basically all of his detractors was great.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

I might be an outlier in feeling this way, but I don't see this KC arc ending with any sort of huge blow up. I feel like it's just gonna peter out. Die on the vine.

I think so too. It's been compared to the vest streak by a few other people, which more or less suffered the same fate. It was a thing until one day it wasn't and that was more or less it. But even if the end wasn't particularly glorious, the fallout for it was as Phil was forced to return to reality. I know it wasn't by any means the sole contributing factor for Phil's recent decline, but I think it helped kick things off. Phil gets too comfortable as Smugsyde Phil, but like all the other times he's seemingly been set up for a possible chance at success, he finds a way to shoot himself in the gouty pig hoof and lose it all and return to his default state. We often joke about Phil's luck, but I think it's a double edged sword. It keeps him from failing outright, but it does that by constantly resetting him to level 1.

I think the KC arc will probably last another month or two tops, then Phil will be back to his usual antics going into 2025, and knowing how things work in the Goutverse, he'll somehow end up in another situation a year or two later where there's a new rich paypig dropping thousands of dollars, or some other e-celebrity will briefly go to bat for Phil and we'll end up in a similar cycle.

 

[fresh pair of socks]

It's been compared to the vest streak by a few other people, which more or less suffered the same fate. It was a thing until one day it wasn't and that was more or less it. But even if the end wasn't particularly glorious, the fallout for it was as Phil was forced to return to reality.

I can only handle SmugSydePhil in small doses, so I'm looking forward to the end of this arc. Watching him begging for tips and crying poverty after all this Kingly success will make putting up with BPD Phil worth it.

Phil, where did all the King's Taxes money go?

"It went...to...bills...?" *indignant SNORT*

 

[johnkimble123]

Phil holds grudges and doesn't forgive nor forget. The current "misery merchants" have never gotten on Phil's shitlist which is why he has no problem hanging out with them despite that makeing him a hypocrite. But Keem has and even if Phil forgives him publicly he will still hold a grudge in private. And besides, LC live is a quickly sinking ship and even Phil (as stupid as he is) is capable of seeing it. Plus he is just cursed by divine powers to outlive everyone, so realistically fuck all is gonna happen and divine powers will just guard his ass like they always do.

But i gues we will have to wait and see

I'm sorry but for most people, if somebody calls their wife fat, that's not something you come back from. Especially if you don't know me.

And Phil's excuse of "oh they hadn't seen her and were repeating a meme" is also bullshit. That's worse, at least that's what Phil says, since he claims people spreading slanderous and defamatory things about him should be banned from Youtube.
(although side note, its not a meme if its true, and shes fucking huge)

Oh and I'm almost positive that they "apologized" directly to him, not on camera, probably not to Kat, so who knows if that really happened either. If you did that shit publicly, you'd be apologizing publicly.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

I can only handle SmugSydePhil in small doses, so I'm looking forward to the end of this arc. Watching him begging for tips and crying poverty after all this Kingly success will make putting up with BPD Phil worth it.

Phil, where did all the King's Taxes money go?

"It went...to...bills...?" *indignant SNORT*

I think mutahar dropping out is a sign of the end. soon, KC will stop interacting with him and he will go back to old life. honestly, this is going to hit him hard.