🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Mr. Manchester]

Please, Lord, let the rage pig get arrested so I can attend his day in court in the same suit I wore to Racket's

Careful, he'll threaten to show up at your work and not go like a bitch.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Judge: "Ethan Ralph. We have reason to believe you may have engaged in witness tampering. Do you have anything to say for yourself?"

Ethan Ralph: "I'm not Ethan Ralph."

This would never happen, the judge would recognize Ralph as he's a big fan of the Killstream, compliment Ralph and give him a fine, but only because he's legally supposed to punish him.
Ralph's got friends in law enforcement, bitch.

 

[Updatedmyjournal]

I wonder if Ralph did get charged,
Whould he do the kyle and say. Your honour Mr Ralph is only 5.1. How could he intimidate anyone.
I rest my case.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

My artistic interpretation of the event:

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

We have gunt sign

 

[AnOminous]

I wonder if Ralph did get charged,
Whould he do the kyle and say. Your honour Mr Ralph is only 5.1. How could he intimidate anyone.
I rest my case.

This actually isn't a defense.

dissuades or intentionally attempts to prevent or dissuade

intentionally coerces or attempts to coerce

That's just two but the whole statute has "attempts" language through it.

It's just as illegal to attempt it as it is to do it.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

You never know what's gonna happen when Ralph is around.

 

[Um...]

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So I guess he’s struggling his way back to his shack in messico. I wonder how many days the return trip will take, how many layovers? Poor shmuck. Lol

 

[Telemeter]

You never know what's gonna happen when Ralph is around.

Nah, you know exactly what is gonna happen when the Dongamale is around.

He's as unpredictable as handling a day old turd.

 

[Numbers]

Careful, he'll threaten to show up at your work and not go like a bitch.

all he has to do is challenge Ralph to a fight, then Ralph would be too afraid to go anywhere near him.

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

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If Ralph thinks there's even a small chance of legal issues he won't show up to the next hearing and just stay in the crack shack.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Sure Ralph, Sure....

 

[Agent of Misinformation]

Sure Ralph, Sure....
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If this is true, then I hope Guntmeister gets Castle Doctrined by Jade (Ralph's Law: A woman will always win a fight against a weak man of misogynistic history.)

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

If this is true, then I hope Guntmeister gets Castle Doctrined by Jade (Ralph's Law: A woman will always win a fight against a weak man of misogynistic history.)

That's only if piggy tries to gain access to their house, him rutting on Jim's front yard will probably just end the porch light getting turned off and a call to the local police.

 

[Zucotti Manicotti]

we need to have Arron outside Jim's house to finally have the battle of Jim's driveway

 

[Why am I doing this?]

Imholte thinks that Balldo send the attack pig after him. Gunt is a scared bish, tweets a rat gif and is silent since then, for 7 hours now.
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Isn't publicly sending someone an image implying they're a rat exactly the thing you shouldn't do when being investigated for witness intimidation against that person?

Is this Ethan Ralph guy dumb or something?

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Is this Ethan Ralph guy dumb or something?

Are you new to this part of the farms?

 

[Vibralldo]

Sure Ralph, Sure....
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Ralph's about to lose his 4th fight

 

[AltisticRight]

Literally everyone on Kiwi Farms: it's not a good idea to associate with Ethan Ralph it'll backfire.
Nick Rekieta: hold my balldo
Everyone: no

 

[Tofu Dust]

Sure Ralph, Sure....
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Can't wait for this to turn out to be a work to "scare" Jim. He's such a pussy. All Jim has to do is shake some pill bottles and he'll start crying.

Ralph's about to lose his 4th fight

To a cancer patient no less. But Ralph lost to a woman before, so this wouldn't be surprising.