This would never happen, the judge would recognize Ralph as he's a big fan of the Killstream, compliment Ralph and give him a fine, but only because he's legally supposed to punish him.
This actually isn't a defense.
That's just two but the whole statute has "attempts" language through it.
So I guess he’s struggling his way back to his shack in messico. I wonder how many days the return trip will take, how many layovers? Poor shmuck. Lol
Nah, you know exactly what is gonna happen when the Dongamale is around.
all he has to do is challenge Ralph to a fight, then Ralph would be too afraid to go anywhere near him.
If Ralph thinks there's even a small chance of legal issues he won't show up to the next hearing and just stay in the crack shack.
If this is true, then I hope Guntmeister gets Castle Doctrined by Jade (Ralph's Law: A woman will always win a fight against a weak man of misogynistic history.)
That's only if piggy tries to gain access to their house, him rutting on Jim's front yard will probably just end the porch light getting turned off and a call to the local police.
Isn't publicly sending someone an image implying they're a rat exactly the thing you shouldn't do when being investigated for witness intimidation against that person?
Are you new to this part of the farms?
Ralph's about to lose his 4th fight
Can't wait for this to turn out to be a work to "scare" Jim. He's such a pussy. All Jim has to do is shake some pill bottles and he'll start crying.
To a cancer patient no less. But Ralph lost to a woman before, so this wouldn't be surprising.
He misses Jim's attention so much he wants to force his E-daddy to do a labor day stream about his Minnesota misadventure.