Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Russell Wilson]

New Instagram post.
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I think Nick’s arc of moving to LA to be with his Internet Daddy Juju the Cow is becoming more likely by the day.

Hi, Nick!
Is that where you meet your coke dealer in Bloomington?

>Fantastic night with great people
I'll take that as a "yes!"

 

[Drama keen]

Since the video is topical now, I don't think anyone mentioned anything about it: I remember Nick at some point, in the past, claiming that he has gone through the training (?) to be considered a technology expert, or something, in court.

 

[daffodils]

Nick seems to believe (or wishes people to believe) that because one small part is wrong, he should win the rest.

"It's not like getting away with it..."

 

[D.A. d. nial]

Social Media Intern Daniel Neah here. Posting representing myself and not necessarily The Rhode Island District Attorney's Office

Notice how Minnesoda has no ley-points, but does share a singular ley-line betwixt the Iowan Border and North Pole. Now, keep that in mind as we continue.

We have formal verification that Nicklace Rataka using the Balldo (Yellow) to inseminate the 9 year old child with cocaine, We know from the omnibussy that A) There are a total of 15 Balldos, varing in range and color. What is the signifigance of the Yellow Balldo?
B)alldo
C) Nick can't get hard or have heterosexual sex without it. The video Cog archived proves that unless the hole in question belongs to a 1. A Middle Aged Man 2. Aaron Amhole or 3. Joshua Conner Moon. What would his motivation be then in inseminating the 9 year old?

"Yellow" is the Greek word for "κίτρινος", meaning "Not Quite Gold".
Androgynous philosophers also believe that "κίτρινος" means "Yellow" in Greek.

Now, what's on the other side of the North Pole?

That's right. The South Pole. Continuing along the Ley-line path, which does drift exactly 45.7 degrees west from the South going North. What do we get?

Lamia.
"Lamia is a female demon or monster from Greek mythology who eats children and seduces men. She is often depicted with the upper body of a woman and the lower body of a serpent, and is said to have an ugly face." - GeminAI

"Hebrew: From the name Michaela, Kayla can mean "Who is like God?" Michaela is the feminine form of the name Michael, which is associated with strength and protection in the Bible."

Ergo, KAYLA, literally means "LIKE GOD" or "GOD LIKE". I have preemptively blocked @Fapcop.

Just what are "The Consequences of OUR Actions"?

 

[MeltyTW]

People seem to ignore that the gotcha isn't just the coke residue on his nose, the rest of the video is Nick clearly acting like he's on drugs, which the warrant cites directly.

The officer states that Nick's behavior in the video aligns with that of a man that's high, as per his drug training, and that isn't something that can be lost by compression artifacts.

im really glad that hes gone down this retarded petulant path of trying to find any little technicality regardless of whether the issue hes supposedly taking is more than proven by other factors anyway. you got found with tons of coke after being fucking plastered on stream and people saying you seemed drugged out in your community. even if the powder turns out to be a jelly doughnut youre fucked nick and you just pissed off the judge with your pointless pedantic pilpul bullshit.

"It's not like getting away with it..."

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ah so this is why nick lost every case ever and always guesses cases wrong, this horseshit where you cry and beat your chest because your client's name didnt have a T crossed all the way on a single document so their admission to beheading a child on camera is null and void. what a faggot. its people like nick working tirelessly to make sure rape gangs beat the charges on terrorizing little girls over inconsequential bullshit.

 

[repentance]

I despise Aaron but if he contacted the prosecutors and got intimidation of witness and illegal doxing charges filed against Ethan Ralph that would be absolutely fucking hilarious and totally worth it. Sometimes in life you have to choose the funny option.

Someone else reported it and the police contacted Aaron, which makes it even better.

Where did Pomplun explain where he watched the video? In the application for the warrant, Pomplun explicitly states he did not watch the video removed on Rumble or YouTube.

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I had completely forgotten Pomplun mentioning that he had dealt with Nick irl regarding swatting calls, so he wasn't just basing his opinion on Nick's physical deterioration on videos. He actually personally knew what Nick looked like previously.

There would be nothing more hilarious than Nick pulling his usual shenanigans in the witness box, especially on cross examination, when he'd get thoroughly raped. If he didn't knock that shit off and actually answer the questions he could find himself in contempt.

I would pay good money to see this.

What gets me is Nick seems to be trying desperately, to force the Judge to watch the entire Cokestream. Be it from Odyssey or an authenticated copy from Google. Nick's nonsense is going to force the Judge to watch the whole thing.

We can only hope.

I think Nick’s arc of moving to LA to be with his Internet Daddy Juju the Cow is becoming more likely by the day.

I hope so much this happens.

 

[Nate Dingus]

New Instagram post.
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I think Nick’s arc of moving to LA to be with his Internet Daddy Juju the Cow is becoming more likely by the day.

Welcome to the Balldo, he gets worse here every day
He wants to be Juju the Cow, snorting coke and being gay

"Everything is fine. I won't ever have to plead."
That's so weird and funny honey, sounds like some cope and sneed

 

[Oxyjen]

Some people here think he's gone completely insane, and actually believes his own bullshit now. And maybe he has. However, I am still leaning more towards him knowing he's fucked, and wanting to spin a victim narrative to try and save face.

This has to be it.
It’s the exact same strategy as (apologies in advance) Trump’s lolyers suing dozens of states alleging electoral fraud,, against all rationality. The point was to a) convince gullible people that there was a huge conspiracy he was fighting, b) buy time for some reason and c) if you fling enough shit there’s a small chance a tiny bit of it will stick, and then you can parade this as a massive win and proof that the conspiracy is real!
In Trump’s case there was a solid reason to buy time - because there were other parts of the plot to be hatched. Nick doesn’t have a workable plot though. His supporters aren’t going to storm the courthouse. He’s not going to be able to get Aleisha Sweep fired or the cop’s warrant dismissed, or arrange a fake jury to declare him true and innocent.

 

[thebigdream]

The alternative is to plead out, and I just don't think he has it in him. Not yet anyways.

Nick will plead out once he's out of options. And then the night before his court appearance, he'll go for a nice long drive in his Mustang in search of the largest ironwood tree Minnesota has to offer.

So Nick thinks evidence should work like an NFT? With every copy/re-upload / transfer being a separate thing that must be referred to as such?

This is getting into SovCit "the summons spells my name with capital letters so it doesn't count" level retardation

I can't fucking wait for the court to lose patience and demand an original copy of the stream, and then have to sit through pussy liquor and anime sucks cope and sneed arcs yet again. No doubt he'll act like this is what he wanted all along and claim that it's actually an epic win they're not using Cog's tainted copy, and that he's glad they agreed with him that the police officer was deceitful not to use the true and honest version.

 

[Fapcop]

Social Media Intern Daniel Neah here. Posting representing myself and not necessarily The Rhode Island District Attorney's Office
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Notice how Minnesoda has no ley-points, but does share a singular ley-line betwixt the Iowan Border and North Pole. Now, keep that in mind as we continue.
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We have formal verification that Nicklace Rataka using the Balldo (Yellow) to inseminate the 9 year old child with cocaine, We know from the omnibussy that A) There are a total of 15 Balldos, varing in range and color. What is the signifigance of the Yellow Balldo?
B)alldo
C) Nick can't get hard or have heterosexual sex without it. The video Cog archived proves that unless the hole in question belongs to a 1. A Middle Aged Man 2. Aaron Amhole or 3. Joshua Conner Moon. What would his motivation be then in inseminating the 9 year old?

"Yellow" is the Greek word for "κίτρινος", meaning "Not Quite Gold".
Androgynous philosophers also believe that "κίτρινος" means "Yellow" in Greek.

Now, what's on the other side of the North Pole?
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That's right. The South Pole. Continuing along the Ley-line path, which does drift exactly 45.7 degrees west from the South going North. What do we get?
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Lamia.
"Lamia is a female demon or monster from Greek mythology who eats children and seduces men. She is often depicted with the upper body of a woman and the lower body of a serpent, and is said to have an ugly face." - GeminAI
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"Hebrew: From the name Michaela, Kayla can mean "Who is like God?" Michaela is the feminine form of the name Michael, which is associated with strength and protection in the Bible."

Ergo, KAYLA, literally means "LIKE GOD" or "GOD LIKE". I have preemptively blocked @Fapcop.

Just what are "The Consequences of OUR Actions"?
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/picks up post

Now just look at this beauty!

/slaps post

Autism! Probably 97-98% pure! They don’t make ‘em like that anymore. This baby could probably keep a whole train convention going for a week! And you’d have enough fumes left in the tank to power alt.scifi.trek for a few days.

 

[thebigdream]

The officer states that Nick's behavior in the video aligns with that of a man that's high, as per his drug training, and that isn't something that can be lost by compression artifacts.

I would go as far as to argue that the audio alone would help establish probable cause. But of course audio compression can happen too, so maybe my ears misheard him reread the same furry fart porn superchat a dozen times.

 

[datura_binge]

I think Nicks big problem is that he's fighting the "white substance" part of the video and ignoring the fact that he was fucked up out of his goddamned mind jerking off live on stream with kids in the house. And just to further that point, there are probably 500 videos of him being completely blackout drunk on liquor at all hours of the day and night admitting to taking those narcolepsy meds (which you aren't supposed to mix with alcohol) live on stream with kids in the house too. Also there are videos of him getting pissed and yelling at the kids on camera because they came in the room to get him or ask something.

People get set up with bullshit all the time by the government. Nick isn't one of them. The way the government usually gets you is through some bullshit plea deal because you are too broke to fight the charges. The government doesn't usually get you by manufacturing evidence so close to reality that they can get a warrant. Especially if they then proceed to find exactly what they thought would be there based on said warrant.

Nick should have taken a deal. The shit would be embarrassing but a slap on the wrist. I can't imagine all this happening now is somehow less embarrassing than that would have been.

Nick uses YouTube. He should know goddamn well that if it comes down to it the state will subpoena Google to give them every copy of that video that has ever existed on their platform and we all know google will have them.

 

[Heed Not]

Nick will plead out once he's out of options.

If you make me slog through every single retarded argument for a year over an open and shut case, I'm not offering you a deal anymore as a prosecutor. Deals are for saving time: you've already dragged this out now.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

He should say he felt intimidated and worried about the safety of his children so they take it seriously just to piss nick off

If I am to believe all the "psychologist" wine-moms who spend all day creating content about narcissism, then it doesn't really matter to Nick - he enjoys the attention, affirmation and the ability to sell the lie, regardless of who it is directed at.

Conversely, the mere fact people online dispute Nick's obvious bullshit is, according to the wine-moms, giving this nigga daily aneurysms.

 

[D.A. d. nial]

I would go as far as to argue that the audio alone would help establish probable cause. But of course audio compression can happen too, so maybe my ears misheard him reread the same furry fart porn superchat a dozen times.

"I would go so far as to say you're a fucking idiot." - Rhode Island Attorney General Peter F. Neronha, in response to me showing him your post.

Now, let me continue my assertations:

Pictured left to right: Kayla Rotoko "The Lamia":, April Amhole (Power Word Yashua Moon) & Nikki Rotaco

"The Balldo That Nick Built"



Family Photo of Kayleon, April & An Unknown Child


WHY was the child inseminated using the Balldo (Yellow)?

Not even local judges are willing to ask this question. It really speaks to the hypocondria of the Spider, Minisoda Legal System.

 

[Tablet County]

Rekieta has returned for another half hour of furious tweeting at detractors including his new nemesis, Cog

The unstoppable tard meets the immovable asshole.

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

EVS says that Nick told him that the police touched his daughter's hair with cocaine on their gloves and that is why his daughter tested positive. Nick also claimed that it is on video (bodycam footage?). Is this something Nick tells people to try and control the narrative, or is he really wanting to try this as a defense? Is this the "full story" he keeps saying will come out? I wonder if he means to admit that there was cocaine in his house or if he intends to say the police brought cocaine into his house.

Spoiler: Trashcast 8/22/2024

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

>people thinking he’s going to plea out

Stupid niggers, he’s cycling between denial and anger.

Because any sane man would. Then you remember he dropped six figures on the "sue me nigga, yousa pedophile" case and the odds of him acting reasonably dwindle.

 

[not william stenchever]

EVS says that Nick told him that the police touched his daughter's hair with cocaine on their gloves and that is why his daughter tested positive. Nick also claimed that it is on video (bodycam footage?)

Release the body-cam footage Nick. We agree that the government should be treated with the utmost scrutiny, especially when it comes to separating kids from their parents. Enlighten us, Nick. Show us everything to prove that those jerkops acted wrongly.

 

[Nod Flenders]

Release the body-cam footage Nick. We agree that the government should be treated with the utmost scrutiny, especially when it comes to separating kids from their parents. Enlighten us, Nick. Show us everything to prove that those jerkops acted wrongly.

Nick, releasing the footage would vindicate you. Because he won't release it, I strongly believe he's guilty.