Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

I thought I was 100% passing, I wasn’t. My coworkers just actually behaved themselves.

Interesting phrasing here. Note the control element. Tranny pleased at their coworkers ‘behaving themselves’, like some sort of psychological bossparentdictator. Obviously annoyed that the coworkers didn’t actually believe the lies, but focusing on the apparent positives: they got an entire workspace to lie to themselves and everyone else through fear of repercussions. That’s some sick glee. Trannies always tell on themselves.

Pic related. He looks EXACTLY like you’d expect:

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It doesn’t take a PHD in troonology nor deviant psychology to assume that this is the exact jacket/skirt he was wearing in the post, since we all know how troons and personal hygiene collide.

How did he get into some random’s house? And how did he get out without getting shot or battered to a pulp? I see some random in my house and they’re getting the shit kicked out of them, anvil chin or not.

Call me overly suspicious, but was this really a random house? Or was it the house of someone he has a fixation on, or who’s given him stink eye/refused his advances/refused to call him Clarissa Sparkleflaps?

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

there have always been very spergy girls who sperg intensely about more female interests like horses and idk Victorian literature. There's less opportunities to show them off in competitions, perhaps.

Mallory Ortberg is a good example, she became a top quirky writer at an aggressively quirky women's website The Toast where she sperged about her special interests (Jane Eyre and the Bronte sisters and shit), even going as far as releasing a real book called Texts from Jane Eyre. What she did was just as obsessive as what chess autists do, but it manifests differently, and not in formal competition. She was still top sperg dog among that type of woman for quite a while.

 

[Cuckoman]

How did he get into some random’s house? And how did he get out without getting shot or battered to a pulp? I see some random in my house and they’re getting the shit kicked out of them, anvil chin or not.

I live in no-no-land.
If I see a faggot in my house I would just tell my remote neighbors "don't eat catch from the wetlands for the next 6 months" and they would all understand.

 

[SnergenFlergen]

Clearly autistic troon just let's himself into someone's house. Since can tell he interrupted the occupants, he apologizes profusely and leaves.


Lol jk
He just stands there like a fucking tard, much to the ire of his friends bf. But it's OK cause his mom and friends said he was pretty (he's not)

Why the fuck would this retard just let himself into someone's house and expect a warm welcome? Is there anywhere on this planet where that's considered normal behaviour? I've known all of my neighbours for years and I still wouldn't dream of letting myself into any of their houses, even if it was a pre-planned visit.

This would be creepy and inappropriate behaviour even if he wasn't a terrifying Wendigo, but the fact that he is elevates this to a 'mag-dump on sight' situation. This guy should be counting his blessings he's not in a body bag right now.

 

[Poonocchio]

lol in one of my classes we had what was basically a hon. There was no way you wouldn’t know he was a man. But we all called him Danielle and used she/her to be polite and not cause a scene. Do trannies really believe that people will scream “OH MY GOD YOU’RE A TRANNY” in their face at work? Goodness, the tism.

I used to know a tranny called Danielle and we used to call him Manielle or Tranielle. Good times.

 

[PigFarm]

Why the fuck would this retard just let himself into someone's house and expect a warm welcome? Is there anywhere on this planet where that's considered normal behaviour? I've known all of my neighbours for years and I wouldn't dream of letting myself into any of their houses, even if it was a pre-planned visit.

This would be creepy and inappropriate behaviour even if he wasn't a terrifying Wendigo, but the fact that he is elevates this to a 'mag-dump on sight' situation. This guy should be counting his blessings he's not in a body bag right now.

The part that makes me laugh is that he could tell they were in a tense conversation. Since he's so socially inept I imagine that means they were likely straight up arguing.

He notices and STILL, he lingers for "girl chat." That woman likely only didn't kick him out cause she feels bad/is scared of him

 

[Maradontia]

Pic related. He looks EXACTLY like you’d expect:

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It doesn’t take a PHD in troonology nor deviant psychology to assume that this is the exact jacket/skirt he was wearing in the post, since we all know how troons and personal hygiene collide.

Somebody whistled at that unironically?

 

[Tilikum]

Pooner sends trans surgery pictures to a friend to “teach him about gender diversity”.

Friend replies with what we’re all thinking:

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Friend sent a when I showed him Metoidioplasty pics

For reference, the person in the pictures was completely healed and they uploaded their post op photos to r/metoidioplasty. they had a raised scar above their junk, but It didn’t look to nasty so I wasn’t worried. He’s not squeamish, but I sent him the link and told him it’s contents.

I explained that it was another surgery option for trans people, because most people only know about vagina-penis, and nothing in between.

He had told me he wanted to learn more about gender diversity, so I thought it would be a good teaching moment. I was pretty upset to see his negative response to it. To be fair, it was delivered in a jokey way, but I doubt he would joke about that without there being some truth behind it.

I would like to know your insight on this situation, please . I apologize if my wording and punctuation makes this confusing to understand, I’m doing my best!

Pooners are upset because the barf emoji could have been directed at any one of them:


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[Free the Pedos]

Clearly autistic troon just let's himself into someone's house. Since can tell he interrupted the occupants, he apologizes profusely and leaves.


Lol jk
He just stands there like a fucking tard, much to the ire of his friends bf. But it's OK cause his mom and friends said he was pretty (he's not)

“Some thigh highs because it was a bit brisk.”
He knows he’s a pervert and he’s flaunting it. The innocent girl discovering her femininity shtick makes me MATI.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Troons not only identifying with Buffalo Bill, but also justifying his actions. Surely he was only hurting from experiencing transmisogyny! What do stupid white women know about his experiences? It’s not just a horror movie for them!

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idk maybe im a pussy or whatever but man is it a smack in the face to see people whose perspective on Silence of the Lambs is like that is a fun beloved horror classic and not that its centered around virulent transmisogyny

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You can only brush over it if you look at buffalo bill and go "omg shes litearally me" otherwise i get to lock you in a room with a 40 year old white woman who thinks its a sin to watch horror movies

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my favorite movie, "there are people who want to be trans women but aren't, and psychologists have the ability to know which one someone is also would you fuck me id fuck me"

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i hate tme people so much

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I've only read the book, but I remember reading it as a young egg and going "yeah, I think this much murder seems like a fair and reasonable response to being baselessly denied transition, I can kind of see it" and I straight up did not realize how you were meant to view that character for nearly a decade later, because the concept that the intended reading was that horrendous just couldn't occur to me.
I miss feeling like that sometimes.

I'm amazed it's taken them this long to start being open about it.

Pooner sends trans surgery pictures to a friend to “teach him about gender diversity”.

Friend replies with what we’re all thinking:
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Friend sent a when I showed him Metoidioplasty pics

For reference, the person in the pictures was completely healed and they uploaded their post op photos to r/metoidioplasty. they had a raised scar above their junk, but It didn’t look to nasty so I wasn’t worried. He’s not squeamish, but I sent him the link and told him it’s contents.

I explained that it was another surgery option for trans people, because most people only know about vagina-penis, and nothing in between.

He had told me he wanted to learn more about gender diversity, so I thought it would be a good teaching moment. I was pretty upset to see his negative response to it. To be fair, it was delivered in a jokey way, but I doubt he would joke about that without there being some truth behind it.

I would like to know your insight on this situation, please . I apologize if my wording and punctuation makes this confusing to understand, I’m doing my best!

Pooners are upset because the barf emoji could have been directed at any one of them:
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I feel for the poor bastard on the receiving end of an unsolicited metroid pic, especially if he had no idea about the truth of gendershit butchery.
We're all pretty desensitized but the metroid Hyena clits can still make me feel like vomiting.
I can't imagine having one turn up in my inbox without warning if I had no idea what they were.
That's some Cronenberg shit.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Pooners are upset because the barf emoji could have been directed at any one of them:

So just so we're up to speed:
Sharing pictures of post-op genital butchery: weird as fuck.
Posting those photos to a public forum in the first place: totally normal.

Redditors are a different breed.

 

[Hassou Tobi]

Somebody whistled at that unironically?

Likely a drunk nigger who just saw a skirt in the distance.

Sometimes I think that trannydom is pushed by governments to get rid of autists. To have an alibi for sterilising them and removing them from the genepool.

It’s the one silver lining to come from all of this troon garbage. Autists/perverts castrating themselves.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

So just so we're up to speed:
Sharing pictures of post-op genital butchery: weird as fuck.
Posting those photos to a public forum in the first place: totally normal.

Redditors are a different breed.

I’ve seen trannies react like this a lot, especially if they discover their photos were reposted in the SRS Horrors thread. It’s like they genuinely do not comprehend that if you literally show your mangled bits on the internet for discussion, not all of the comments will be “nice dick, bro!” No one’s forcing them to post their junk, either. It’s failed attention whoring and hugboxing.

It should also be telling that a “good” result solicited that sort of reaction from a normie. Some of the most horrifying results that I’ve seen in the SRS Horrors thread weren’t even the ones where the stitches came undone or the tissue became necrotic. One in particular was a salmacian surgery that was the stuff of nightmares despite looking relatively healthy in comparison. It was something that would look insane in a futanari hentai, let alone in real life. Metoidioplasty is less Lovecraftian, but it still pretty extreme knowing what used to be there. That guy is definitely peaked now if he wasn’t already.

I'm amazed it's taken them this long to start being open about it.

The most shocking part for me was the one that straight up more or less said “yeah, he was justified in being a serial killer because he didn’t get to medically transition.” Trannies applying modern troon logic to 30 year old films is crazy enough. That mentality is straight up dangerous. What violent entitlement.

 

[Syikeblade]

Tranny is complaining about all the chasers wanting his dick, then when he got removed they don't want anything to do with him anymore.
Also noticed they rarely or never call chasers straight men, as if they know what they really are.

https://www.reddit.com/r/StraightTransGirls/s/X71f7ptHwK

 

[and I must scream]

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Tranny is complaining about all the chasers wanting his dick, then when he got removed they don't want anything to do with him anymore.
Also noticed they rarely or never call chasers straight men, as if they know what they really are.

https://www.reddit.com/r/StraightTransGirls/s/X71f7ptHwK

OP says:

He could be the sexiest man alive, the minute I know he wants to suck cock or wants to do frotting, I just see him as repulsive.

But also in the comments:

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_echo_home_:
I'm post op at this point, and I've had several one night stands where I meet somebody when I go out... so I just go with the flow and don't say anything.

I've had it where we spend hours literally having passionate sex, then have them pursue me for more after the fact... then once I tell them all of a sudden it's a problem.

Like come on, spare me the "it's just biology" bullshit, your dick told me everything I need to know.

I've also had plenty of awkward experiences where I've revealed in my profile I'm a post op trans woman and STILL have spend time explaining that no, I don't have a penis, no they're not gay for being attracted to me and various other super annoying, repetitive conversations.

Ultimately all any of us is looking for is for someone that's attracted to us, not some fantasy they've got in their minds or have been given from a screen.

DuePomegranate2817 (OP, in reply):
Excellent post. They'll say it's basic biology, but it's a bunch of bullshit. Through pain and disappointment, I have learned that it's just better to go with the flow and that sometimes men don't want to know how the sausage is made (no pun intended, I swear, but I can't think of any other way to express it). They are organically and naturally attracted to us and certain things are better off left unsaid. I'm also tired, exhausted, disappointed. I don't want to get asked very intrusive questions, I want someone who is genuinely attracted to me and to whom I'm genuinely attracted. I want to feel attractive. I don't want to feel like an experiment or an insect. And even when I say I'm post op, they start asking questions about whether I have scars or not, how do I pee, if I poop from the vagina. Nasty stuff. I'm seriously done with that. If a guy likes what he sees (and if I like him), I don't need to explain anything

So you understand that your perception of someone could change based on some piece of information about him, to the point that from very attractive you find him repulsive, but can't understand why a man would be grossed out after finding someone he thought is a woman is actually male? Don't know what to tell you, dude. You seem to understand that pretty much for yourself. These men just see you as a fetish, and if you don't meet the criteria of this fetish, you are out.

I feel bad for him, he wants something that probably doesn't exist or at the very least very rare. Then again, he wants to be a woman while being a man, that's impossible either. Quite sad tbh.

(edited because I fucked up the spoiler format.)

 

[conodont]

Sometimes I think that trannydom is pushed by governments to get rid of autists. To have an alibi for sterilising them and removing them from the genepool.

brave of you to assume that autists have the skills required to breed

 

[Geraldine]

Catching up.

I fucking hate the term “gock” and believe that anyone using it deserves to be molested.

... probably was molested.

In the same fucking thread you are advocating harsh punishment for everyone who reveals they have noticed, and also assuming that the silence of others around you means no one has noticed?

Tranny pleased at their coworkers ‘behaving themselves’, like some sort of psychological bossparentdictator. Obviously annoyed that the coworkers didn’t actually believe the lies

No amount of behavioral compliance, however abject, is ever enough.
Because they know that you know.

Lil dood, if you do the pooner thing and pick a name no parent would ever give their child, you were clocked before anyone even met you. “What? You’re saying Atlas isn’t your original name?!”

This would be creepy and inappropriate behaviour even if he wasn't a terrifying Wendigo, but the fact that he is elevates this to a 'mag-dump on sight' situation.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Catching up.

... probably was molested.



No amount of behavioral compliance, however abject, is eve enough.
Because they know that you know.

Happy 1000 pages of tranny L’s!

 

[Owls Owls Owls]

Happy 1000!

This balding 17yo Bosnian troon made me laugh.

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I'm from an eastern slavic country and my parents keep telling me "go outside, go to the library, go to the gym, you won't meet any friends if you just lock yourself up in your room!", I tell them that I feel like nobody would be accepting and they said "no shit, people typically don't accept men who pretend to be women, but that shouldn't get in your way, nobody is perfect, especially in this country where everybody hates you if you're the wrong ethnicity".

I just don't know what to do, I'm so lonely and depressed and my mental health has been crumbling due to all the loneliness...

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Happy 1000!

This balding 17yo Bosnian troon made me laugh.

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I'm from an eastern slavic country and my parents keep telling me "go outside, go to the library, go to the gym, you won't meet any friends if you just lock yourself up in your room!", I tell them that I feel like nobody would be accepting and they said "no shit, people typically don't accept men who pretend to be women, but that shouldn't get in your way, nobody is perfect, especially in this country where everybody hates you if you're the wrong ethnicity".

I just don't know what to do, I'm so lonely and depressed and my mental health has been crumbling due to all the loneliness...

Troon L and based parents. This is exactly how everyone should react to every snowflake-bullshit demand for everyone to hugbox them.

Everyone gets judged for something. It's not society's job to coddle you. Skill issue; get gud as the kids say.