Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

April is out in "Hollywood" too, from the trailer park to the second home of Lord Balldo, my girl is glowed up View attachment 6342272
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A couple of notable things:

Going for the American Beauty vibe with those roses. April is Nick’s proverbial hot 16 year old neighbor (just with 13 more years and 3 fewer cup sizes).



Also she is holding her shoes and/or barefoot in every picture because she bought cheap shitty shoes that give you blisters the second you wear them.



She also made a point to photograph Nick’s clothes in a heap to show they are sharing a hotel room.



And what is with the weird scratch on her arm?

 

[BaddestSeagull]

This whole thing sorta reminds me of Ralph and Faith.

Remember when Ralph got together with Faith, he wouldn't shut the fuck up about his "hot" barely legal girlfriend?

Granted, Nick is not talking about April nearly as much, but he sure likes showing her off.

Nobody is impressed. I think most people are (justifiably) grossed out by this behavior coming from a married man with five kids.

Very much so, yeah. Which is so much worse for Nick, since no one ever liked or watched Ralph for his intelligence. All his retarded behaviour once he started destroying his life was still kind of on brand. But Nick wanted to be this thoughtful, eloquent, respected Internet Dad who had his own life figured out, that was his brand.
Now let's for a second pretend that there are people out there who liked him and would be impressed with him having a younger girlfriend and sexually free lifestyle. The libertine, hedonistic but-make-it-high-society, we do what we want and we look amazing doing it kind of vibe - it could kind of work, some morons would think it's cool. But Nick's incapable of even that, because deep down he's exactly the same level as Ralph - unwashed, cheap and tacky.

Edit: I said "deep down", lol, clearly it's not very deep or even down anymore.

 

[Why am I doing this?]

The judge is gonna watch it, immediately join the farms, and become an active member

At last we learn the origin story of Minnesota Public Records.

New Instagram post.
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I think Nick’s arc of moving to LA to be with his Internet Daddy Juju the Cow is becoming more likely by the day.

That's the faggiest shit he's ever said, and that's saying something.

 

[Major]

A couple of notable things:

Going for the American Beauty vibe with those roses. April is Nick’s proverbial hot 16 year old neighbor (just with 13 more years and 3 fewer cup sizes).

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Also she is holding her shoes and/or barefoot in every picture because she bought cheap shitty shoes that give you blisters the second you wear them.

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She also made a point to photograph Nick’s clothes in a heap to show they are sharing a hotel room.

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And what is with the weird scratch on her arm?

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the burn's probably from a hot crack pipe

 

[Fapcop]

His best is a Minnesota 8 whose idea of formal wear is a literal prom dress made in a Chinese sweatshop, distastefully paired with chunky stone bead bracelets, an oversized exercise watch, and costume jewelry rings. I am embarrassed for both of them.

Kek…

Spending 1000$ on a prom dress for someone who should have had her prom over a decade ago, seems like a very Nick and very April thing to do.

We all know Nick is the kind of guy who’d go: “What do you mean it’s tacky?!? DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH IT COST?!?”

What is it with him and tattoos btw? Both Kayla and April have gotten all in on treating their bodies like a busted subway car.

It’s like just being in the proximity of Nick makes people make terrible choices.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

There's supposed to be a separate set of rules for wealthy famous people like himself! It was less than an ounce of cocaine for fuck sake!

ethan ralph told me I could do drugs consequence free!!!!!

 

[holyhandgrenade]

And what is with the weird scratch on her arm?

Daddy balldo grabs her arm during an argument, she pulls away and gets scratched you know that faggots nails are ragged as hell

 

[chalkyresidue]

A couple of notable things:

Going for the American Beauty vibe with those roses. April is Nick’s proverbial hot 16 year old neighbor (just with 13 more years and 3 fewer cup sizes).

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Also she is holding her shoes and/or barefoot in every picture because she bought cheap shitty shoes that give you blisters the second you wear them.

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She also made a point to photograph Nick’s clothes in a heap to show they are sharing a hotel room.

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And what is with the weird scratch on her arm?

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Judging by the rest of her face, my guess is she wears the eye makeup to bed and sleeps with her arm near her face. It’s clean and swooshy like a makeup swatch, and it’s not red or scabby like a cut (that I can see, at least.)
I call bad hygiene.

This won’t happen to you if you shower. But…

 

[Finger Pistols]

New Instagram post.
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I think Nick’s arc of moving to LA to be with his Internet Daddy Juju the Cow is becoming more likely by the day.

I am not even American but this just baffles me. What culture can be found in Hollywood and its sign other than the degenerate filmstar lifestyle? When I think about the culture of a country I don't think of their biggest sign of hedonism and materialism. I think of their architecture, predominantely expressed by their churches and historical buildings. I think of their cuisine that has been refined for years. I think of their natural landmarks with their flora and fauna. As with law, the Balldo can't make any sort of analisis that isn't surface level.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I am not even American but this just baffles me. What culture can be found in Hollywood other than the degenerate filmstar lifestyle? When I think of the culture of a country I don't think of their biggest sign of hedonism and materialism. I think of their architecture, predominantely expressed by their churches and historical buildings. I think of their cuisine that has been refined for years. I think of their natural landmarks with their flora and fauna. As with law, the Balldo can't make any sort of analisis that isn't surface level.

The origin of the sign is interesting, it was to promote a real estate development (originally Hollywoodland). Tourists will try to seek it out but the funny thing is, there's not a great place to see it. Most of the iconic shots of the real sign are from a helicopter or drone. Last I knew, you could go up the hill where the sign is at, but good luck getting pictures that look like anything.

Like many things, the sign was co-opted. Now this faux landmark represents the fakest and most degenerate people in the country, and the industry that somehow keeps them deep in illegal vices.

And the reality is, Hollywood and LA don't have many landmarks. It is a tale of constant redevelopment. One reason the sign has stayed in the consciousness is that it's on otherwise undevelopable land, and it does have a good vantage point over parts of the area. Much of classic LA has been lost, and most of what has replaced it is drab-to-ugly. (For lightly fictionalized but accessible comparisons, compare LA Noire to GTA V.)

Anyway, the H in the Hollywood sign is the perfect symbol for a cuck and his sidepiece to be adorating with the cuck's wife nowhere to be seen. I'm guessing their next outing will be with some Odinists or maybe just straight to worshipping Moloch.

Edit: added some context

 

[BaddestSeagull]

We all know Nick is the kind of guy who’d go: “What do you mean it’s tacky?!? DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH IT COST?!?”

I was going to say it looks like a $50 dress from Temu or some other Chinese shit. The fact that Nick paid for it so much makes it so much funnier.

 

[Angry Shoes]

Holy shit lmao.
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Busted and JUSTed.

She wasn't particularly unattractive when she was with Aaron but much like Nick she's aging three years for every one that passes.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

I was going to say it looks like a $50 dress from Temu or some other Chinese shit. The fact that Nick paid for it so much makes it so much funnier.

I was also surprised to see the price tag. The tulle is obviously very cheap and stiff. Sequins scream “cheap” in any context. There’s runs in the fabric and loose threads everywhere. Stitching is sloppy as hell. It just looks bad.

 

[The Zombies Are Coming]

UPDATE: Rekieta has returned for another half hour of furious tweeting at detractors including his new nemesis, Cog

 

[Gorbus]

Is Nick seriously blaming artifacting for the cocaine now? That was literally a joke I made a couple of days ago about stuff that might actually be a concern in a different scenario, has he seriously started claiming it's applicable here???

 

[Turbo Hornbag Hervez]

Holy shit lmao.
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Busted and JUSTed.

The AGP smirk is doing wonders

 

[Archie Bunker]

This is the guy who owns the “original” Hollywood H, it’s in Bloomington Minnesota.

https://mspmag.com/arts-and-culture/camelot-castle-bill-deb-mack/

Why are Nick and April hobnobbing with such weird people, and seemingly alone together in this place, without Kayla?

 

[Captain Manning]

Very much so, yeah. Which is so much worse for Nick, since no one ever liked or watched Ralph for his intelligence. All his retarded behaviour once he started destroying his life was still kind of on brand. But Nick wanted to be this thoughtful, eloquent, respected Internet Dad who had his own life figured out, that was his brand.

One of the silver linings to this whole mess is that I'm now even more convinced there's a strong market for the persona Nick was faking. It suggests the human race isn't fucked yet.

Alas, Nick might have ruined it for the real deal by reminding people that it's so easy to be fake on the Internet. The next time somebody comes along acting like old Nick did, people will (quite understandably and intelligently) be suspicious.

EDIT: I apparently misread something in Dixieland Buckaroo's post.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

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This is the guy who owns the “original” Hollywood H, it’s in Bloomington Minnesota.

https://mspmag.com/arts-and-culture/camelot-castle-bill-deb-mack/

Why are Nick and April hobnobbing with such weird people, and seemingly alone together in this place, without Kayla?

Half of his art is movie-related, the other half is stuff like this:

Worse than dogs playing poker and velvet Elvises.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

This is the guy who owns the “original” Hollywood H

Balldo has been associated with Bill Mack for a while that's the artist or studio or whatever he has bought most of his terrible art through