Ortho boot, no explanation why. Dance injury maybe. She posts about her really intense dance classes sometimes. I had a friend that was about her size, who stepped off a curb funny and demolished the bones in her foot and ankle one day. Injury was so much worse than you would have thought could be caused by just stepping down wrong. Doctor didn't fuck around, told her the reason it was that bad was so much weight came down on those bones at once and now was not the time to sit around getting fatter because it would just cause more problems and prolong the healing. She needed to get up out of bed , do her PT, and eat like she gave a shit. Just an anecdote. No reason.
There is something uniquely annoying to me about not just the music but the exaggerated facial expressions and gestures of musical theater. I know it's because it has to translate to a live audience that might not have the best view but I watch videos of her performing on mute thinking it's merely the pay-attention-to-me singing that bothers me yet still feel this weird anger building in me.



AND here's why we're talking about her. Sophie is now claiming she has CRPS and demanding she get the same awareness programs as the heart defect kids.

Kids with cancer inspire her to think more about herself and her own non-fatal health problem.
Hospital for a month. Oh good, they've gotten her into pain rehab to nip this shit in the bud.
And it worked. She went from saying she needed a walker to get out of her bedroom to going for a run. She loves running, can't you tell?
And dancing! Vigorously! At her pain PT!
So she's moving on with life. I'm sure some overpriced theater program will accept her (parents') money to tell her she's got real lead role potential! Giving her the benefit of the doubt here. She's tying her future up in being a stage performer, she just had a painful injury that took her out of dance classes right before her college auditions where she'll need to prove she has at least some ability to learn and execute choreography, she fixates on the injury and how much it hurts because she's anxious it'll be the thing that keeps her from succeeding, she ends up with amplified pain, but she got into a program to treat it early.
In May 2017 she graduates high school, claiming that just a few short months ago she couldn't even walk unassisted and now she's getting around fine with no signs of disability. She's still in "excruciating" pain but she can manage it and nothing's going to stop her! Just so we're all clear, we know she's just setting herself up to use this as an excuse in the future right? right.


A few days after graduation she creates her sickstagram, Sophiesarmy. Both she and her mother post to this account. Because when one is feeling much better and ready to move on, one makes a whole separate account for obsessively posting about the symptoms and treatment of their illness.
She was at the pain rehab at Nemours, the same program that Johns Hopkins All Children's Hospital tried to transfer Maya Kowalski ("Take Care of Maya") to. Her mother's absolute meltdown over hearing this was a cognitive behavioral and physical therapy-based program instead of the IV ketamine and epidural clonidine pump she was demanding was a big part of why CPS stepped in.
Obligatory 46 ON THE MCGILL PAIN SCALE!!!!! shit they love. Worse than cancer! Worse than childbirth! Feel bad for me!!
And we learn she missed over 100 days of school for this. Well, most of it was in rehab and she did online school, so I'll give her a pass. Again.

Something tells me the disability is going to look like the wheelchair before we're done.
Getting hospitalized for some scary unspecified testing (and also hospital prom!!!)
LOL suddenly she has excruciating headaches, nausea, poor balance, vision issues, and facial numbness. They worked her up for all the scary stuff it might be like a brain tumor but everything's clear.
And she's using this all to get attention from the cast of some show called Army Wives. How pathetic.
The verdict: it's nothing. They found nothing wrong with her and all they told her was to see her regular pain management doctor to adjust her CRPS meds and see if that helps
Three days later, back to the hospital and back to begging actors from Army Wives to pay attention to her.
Success! it's still fucking nothing.

Can't you just see the excruciating pain in her face? For a would-be actress she's not very good at this.


Four hospital visits in a week. It's like feral cats. If you feed them they just keep coming back. What these hospitals ought to do is keep a water pistol and a metal coffee can with a few coins in it on the desk. When a munchie walks in shake the can real hard while spraying them with the water pistol. This startles but does not hurt the munchie and deters future visits. Otherwise you just have them pissing all over the place, screaming at 2 am, and breeding like rodents.
LMAO THIS BIG FAT BITCH MUNCHED HERSELF TO AN NG TUBE. For medication, of course. She hates it, can't you tell by the smug satisfaction on her face in every photo? Last time one of my Florida munchies got a feeding tube "for medication" it was after Natalia Rijos stopped herself up to the eyeballs with zofran and opiates. They ran bowel prep through it at a steady rate until she cleared her drug constipation. Headcannon accepted: Sophie is full of shit.


Two days later: out of the hospital, her tube has been revoked, and she's eating a salad. And I guess she's going to Shenandoah, a performing arts conservatory in Virginia. I know someone who went there for music theater. She took out something obscene like $100k in private loans she has come nowhere near being out from under despite paying as agreed every month for over 15 years. Her last "role": a singing saleswoman at a Renn Faire, which cost her more in costume supplies than she earned. I know no one wants to discourage their kids from following their dreams but sometimes their dreams are retarded and you have to sit them down and tell them this is a hobby, not a career.
Remember when she said that cancer kid made her think of her own struggle? That kid was 10 and on her death bed.

She and another girl she went to pain rehab with go to disney! and talk about Chronically Ams, a munchie who is now dead after purging herself to heart failure.


A true medical mystery! She complains of endless symptoms that fuck off when she has something more fun to do, but all her tests are clear. No one can figure it out. No one? I think I can.
LOL It's just her complex
regional pain syndrome spreading to her entire body and causing all sorts of symptoms not associated with that disease. She got that same kind Natalia Rijos had I guess. Did someone tell her if you keep this up long enough you can score a buffet of ketamine, benzos, and opioids from one of Florida's resident doctor drug dealers?

Despite these terrible headaches and pain in her everything, she moves to Virginia to start her conservatory program.



I wonder what it's like for her to sit there sandwiched between girls who actually look like what a casting director wants.

Setting herself up with new pain docs in VA to care for her while she's in college. Just for the record her personal account has been dead since graduation.
LMAO her options are "a strong medication" that will affect her brain function or a 7-week course of thrice weekly ketamine, both of which will make her class schedule difficult or impossible
She opts for oral ketamine and low dose naltrexone, which her parents are paying for out of pocket and which are only slightly reducing her symptoms.
Mom believes her daughter whole heartedly. In October she announces Sophie will be starting IV ketamine infusions. Why does she look surprised to be here in all of her headshots?

She starts on Halloween. The reblog thing at the bottom of the second pic says she was posting to her personal but it's gone from that account, interesting.

Well, she's not home in Florida. She's having someone she calls her "surrogate grandmother" send pics home while she's at college.
Over on her personal page she's just being a Broadway starfucker.
And using her fake problems to get her schoolmates to rally for her, as is typical.
oh wow another actually sick person she knows has died young of a shitty disease. You'd think she would learn that being sick is not fun but nahhhh she's about to score good drugs from it. Can't stop now.
I wonder I wonder, I
do wonder. Nearly every caption on her personal insta has been edited sometime in 2019. What did Sophie want to hide?
Oh jesus. See I had taken a screenshot of this when it happened, because she was in a children's hospital and I saw a drag queen looking dude. I am totally and completely against all those Drag Queen Grooming Hours. So I went off on a whole sperg about how these gross degens need to go back to getting their kicks from STD-addled fags and leave cancer kids alone. No, turns out her mom personally contacted this guy to make a special appearance at the hospital just for her. Now I just think her mom is an indulgent idiot who created this problem for herself.
Here's the original from when it happened.
Over on the sicksta, Sophie's indulgent mom posts more pictures of her in a k coma as if this is something to be proud of.
Back home in her mother's loving indulgent arms for the holiday break, Sophie's symptoms get worse again. Imagine that. They're peddling her tale of sorrow to hospitals around the country trying to get her on even stronger, better drugs.
life-threatening. Lmao.
Hospitalized. Shows off redness and supposed swelling in one of her arms. I mean, there's a clear color difference there. I still don't think it's CRPS. Maybe I'm wrong. Whatever it is, she gets more ketamine because of it.

The hole in her heart that is causing no problems is less than pinhole sized and still causing no problems.
An amazing treatment option you say? Whatever it is, it's an infusion and the doctor has never done it before. Very reassuring, I would definitely choose this treatment and doctor for my non-fatal condition.
A minor injury set this off and the reason you might not notice she's in 600/10 pain every minute of her life is because she's just so good at masking.
Of course. Her miracle cure is IVIG, that scarce blood product that takes thousands of donors for every dose, that keeps people with major immune dysfunctions alive. Not a drug where production can be scaled to meet demand, but something that requires individual people to step up and donate plasma. Every doctor who prescribes this shit to fuel a munchie's social media arms race ought to lose their ability to practice.
She names the doctor she'll soon be seeing for her pain management: Dr. Hanna. We've seen him before! He's the Ketamine King who was giving Maya Kowalski so much of the drug that she was taken from her parents to save her life and returned only after her MBP monster of a mother was dead and her dad agreed to never attempt to get her back on it, the same man who prescribed 800mg+ doses with high dose Versed on top to Natalia Rijos to the point where she does not remember her teenage years because they were spent in a drug haze. Also five
days of IVIG infusions. So five doses of this shit in a row, at 20k donations per dose. 100,000 plasma donations gone so that Sophie Phillips, spoiled brat of Port St. Lucie Florida, didn't have to admit she wasn't Broadway material. In the comments Sophie even says it does nothing for the actual symptoms. It's for the autoimmune component that only seems to exist in affluent young women with indulgent parents.
Did she get aseptic meningitis? Because she deserves to have gotten it. Then she'd know what pain actually feels like.

