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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

    Votes: 26 7.3%
  • lol no

    Votes: 328 92.7%

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    354
Yeah right. 🙄 Ralph is such a pussy he is afraid of a dying man with broken bones in a wheelchair. He could be the first one to get an actual pic of Jim, but he won't. He's a scared little piggy.

If this is true, then I hope Guntmeister gets Castle Doctrined by Jade (Ralph's Law: A woman will always win a fight against a weak man of misogynistic history.)
Minnesota is a duty to retreat state, which makes it even funnier that Ralph is too afraid to show up at Jim's driveway. If Ralph tried to break into Jim's house to see the goon room Jim would have to flee from him first before he was allowed to use self defense. Extremely cucked.
 
Yeah piggy, laughing your fat ass off, aren't you? Because you don't scare, you're the RALPHAMALE after all. Let's take a look at your Telegram.
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Last post is from August 16th? A Killstream announcement? Where did the dox go piggy? Where did the dox go you scared little coward? Are you hiding something under that gunt? You really are the most scared little bish in the whole sektur, sad and pathetic.
Literally everyone on Kiwi Farms: it's not a good idea to associate with Ethan Ralph it'll backfire.
Nick Rekieta: hold my balldo
Everyone: no
Just another thing Nick has to deal with now. Ralph running his mouth about hanging out with the Rekatia's, and pinning that group photo of them hanging out to his twitter proving it. Then he drops the dox on Aaron who is a witness in the case.

On Keno Casino
At -4:59:15 PPP mentions Aaron contacted him for a link to the TG post and PPP had to explain and help the detective install TG to get to the post.

It will be amazing if Ralph ends up getting a warrant issued thanks to PPP and it ends up jamming him up the next time he try's to cross the mexican border.
 
Literally everyone on Kiwi Farms: it's not a good idea to associate with Ethan Ralph it'll backfire.
Nick Rekieta: hold my balldo
Everyone: no
It reminds me of when Juju befriended Zoom during the simpiracy, who immediately doxed him. I didn't see that one coming!
Please give Jade an excuse to shoot 🙏
I forgot which flavor of Asian she is, but some keep potbelly pigs as pets.
 
Jade's going to skin you, pig.
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Ralph running his mouth about hanging out with the Rekatia's, and pinning that group photo of them hanging out to his twitter proving it.
Here’s the thing. Ralph is claiming he had “dinner with the Rekietas” and “we all had lunch” too, but there is no pictorial ebidance of any of that. This is Ethan Ralph who can’t go out for a meal without posting a pic of his food to Own The Haters. You really think he wouldn’t have posted multiple triumphant pics of these events if they had actually happened? (they didn’t.)
 
At -4:59:15 PPP mentions Aaron contacted him for a link to the TG post and PPP had to explain and help the detective install TG to get to the post.

It will be amazing if Ralph ends up getting a warrant issued thanks to PPP and it ends up jamming him up the next time he try's to cross the mexican border.
I bet PPP was over the moon knowing he gets a chance to throw Ralph in prison.
 
Odd he choose to wait till the weekend to travel prices tend to surge Fri-Sun since that is when most working a 9-5 try to travel. The economical choice would have been to fly red eye Wednesday or Thursday. According to him his Mexican residency card allows him to fly into Mexico rather than cross by land. I do wonder how he will avoid the airport in Mexico City. Might be he is staying silent so he can't be caught lying about never using that airport again.
 
Odd he choose to wait till the weekend to travel prices tend to surge Fri-Sun since that is when most working a 9-5 try to travel. The economical choice would have been to fly red eye Wednesday or Thursday. According to him his Mexican residency card allows him to fly into Mexico rather than cross by land. I do wonder how he will avoid the airport in Mexico City. Might be he is staying silent so he can't be caught lying about never using that airport again.
Or the coyotes took his phones before dumping him in Tijuana. Again.
 
economical choice would have been to fly red eye Wednesday or Thursday. According to him his Mexican residency card allows him to fly into Mexico rather than cross by land. I do wonder how he will avoid the airport in Mexico City. Might be he is staying silent so he can't be

The AI auto-summary I looked up claimed you can fly into Mexico with almost any photo ID from Mexico. I don't know in Ralph's weird case (as a non-citizen resident), and I didn't care enough to look it up.

Ralph has been weirdly silent- he's probably airport hopping, or just doped out in Wisconsin. There are flights from numerous US airports direct to Cancun, and even direct Merida flights from Dallas. We all know if piggie goes silent, it's because he's hiding his shame. Suffer.

Edit to add: Ralph is brain damaged, his only fights have left him damaged in the streets. Virginia, Lisbon, Lisbon... The only time Ralph runs is from a fight. Also, Nick was the one who commented on the chain, Aaron was just involved directly with Ralph. Fatso trying to cover his obvious fuckup. Maybe, against all odds, they do put a warrant out for Ralph.
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Only fighting for money in ticketed events, eh?
You mean all of the ones you bitched out of anyway Ralph?

I know the expectation here is to pray the person you bark at bitches out before you, but I'm pretty sure after the 4th time you did it, people caught on a bit.
You don't fight at all, you're literally just an Internet chihuahua with brain damage.
 
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