🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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  • lol no

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Piggy doesn't need to enter a boxing match, he just yanks the chain to inflict damage! Hahaha! There are thousands of people who'll pay $500 per ticket to see him fight, only then will he enter the ring. This dude is more bad ass than Chuck Norris.
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Did… did he just admit to doing things to alter Aaron's testimony?
 
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Rage Pig said:
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Piggy doesn't need to enter a boxing match, he just yanks the chain to inflict damage! Hahaha! There are thousands of people who'll pay $500 per ticket to see him fight, only then will he enter the ring. This dude is more bad ass than Chuck Norris.
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Ralph just confessed to witness tampering. Good job!

EDIT: Ninja'd
 
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When ever Ralph is not paid to fight he simply refuses to punch people.
 
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Rage Pig said:
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Piggy doesn't need to enter a boxing match, he just yanks the chain to inflict damage! Hahaha! There are thousands of people who'll pay $500 per ticket to see him fight, only then will he enter the ring. This dude is more bad ass than Chuck Norris.
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All the replies so far, not a single sycophant to save piggy from total humiliation.
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Edit: Archive, he might get scared again and delete like he deleted the dox.
 
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I'd like to remind all you a-logs that Ralph is a college educated individual that lead the charge of one of the most culturally impactful movements in history with his online publication that single handily brought ethics back into journalism for the next foreseeable century. Did anyone honestly believe that the same man would get into a barbaric confrontation with someone half his weight class over some bull shit on Twitter? Ralph didn't win Gamer Gate with physical brutality, he won it with the pen and paper, and you can bet that he's going to do it again, because for journalists like Ralph, no sword can match the power of the WRITTEN WERRRD
 
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PenguinSpy said:
I have a feeling he's really going to lean into the "I am a monster! I love to be hated" cope he pulled before.
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Really weird because his life has gotten demonstrably worse ever since the tide turned from being a slowly forgotten Internet personality to the hated, post-corn harvest, Ralph. He's been in a cycle of people poking at him, Ralph escalating and overreacting, people poke more at him, and he's hated every minute of it.

Ralph is such a dangerous combination of retard. Too fragile of an ego to take any lumps. Too impulsive to think about consequences. Too narcissistic to think about anyone else. Too BPD to not flip on a switch at every perceived slight. And most importantly, too womanly to assert himself.

Thank you Sandra for making him the man he is today! It's the reason he wanted you to Uber to dialysis! It's the reason you died alone in a hospital!
 
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Rage Pig said:
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Piggy doesn't need to enter a boxing match, he just yanks the chain to inflict damage! Hahaha! There are thousands of people who'll pay $500 per ticket to see him fight, only then will he enter the ring. This dude is more bad ass than Chuck Norris.
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I don't even think Aaron's comments about wanting to box him does that much damage to Aaron, cause Ralph has been goading him even prior to the requests to box. Aaron has even shown hesitation and deescalating the situation a few times. You can even clearly tell Ralph been leading him on and trying to get a reaction out of Aaron for a few weeks now.

Like I said before, I don't think Ralph will feel the immediate ramifications of his actions, but his actions still just hurt those around him. the detective clearly sees something about it too, cause they directly wanted to talk to Aaron after the dox and wanted archive of Ralph's Telegram post. As per the news from yesterday's Kino Casino.
 
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Rage Pig said:
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Piggy doesn't need to enter a boxing match, he just yanks the chain to inflict damage! Hahaha! There are thousands of people who'll pay $500 per ticket to see him fight, only then will he enter the ring. This dude is more bad ass than Chuck Norris.
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Let me see if I've got this straight.

Nick Rekieta wanted to keep his omnibus hearing private, so he may or may not have hired Ethan Ralph to attend the hearing and threaten to dox any Kiwifarms reporters who show up, hoping this would intimidate them from coming while keeping his own hands clean. Not only did KF reporters show up anyway, but Ralph also failed to dox a single one, being too scared to get close enough to take face photos and instead staying at least 30 yards away while denying the name his daddy gave him. Then, on top of that, Ethan Ralph doxxed Aaron Imholte, a witness to the Rekieta trial, then openly bragged about doing so for the explicit purpose of influencing the outcome of Rekieta's court case. Now not only does Nick Rekieta have to seethe over everyone knowing what happened during his omnibus hearing, but he'll also potentially catch a charge for witness intimidation to boot.
 
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