Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.3%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 26.7%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 53 15.4%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 133 38.6%

  • Total voters
    345
That's an amazing argument. It's only a step away from claiming that a cop only thought he saw something because his screen was showing wrong colors/resolution/whatever crap. From now on, cops can't rely on any digital evidence unless they have personaly been there when it was filmed and can confirm it's 1:1 with reality.
Yeah, all of us watching in KF chat and on YouTube who saw it live on Nick's YT channel and immediately began pointing out the white spot must have all been tricked by the lighting, or YouTube was altering his stream in real time to frame him.

Any and all recording media, including recollections from in-person witnesses, is therefore inadmissible unless you specify that "according to my imperfect, flawed, and altered memory, which received the information from light refracted into my eyes, which only have 20/30 vision, the suspect was seen repeatedly stabbing the victim."

If you don't provide that disclaimer for every piece of evidence and a pre-emptive plea for the court to throw out your own warrant application because it's so weak, you are intentionally deceiving the court.

Enjoy the Brady list, hawker.
 
If I am to believe all the "psychologist" wine-moms who spend all day creating content about narcissism, then it doesn't really matter to Nick - he enjoys the attention, affirmation and the ability to sell the lie, regardless of who it is directed at.

Conversely, the mere fact people online dispute Nick's obvious bullshit is, according to the wine-moms, giving this nigga daily aneurysms.

Well, I'm no wine mom , but I can confirm that both of those things can be true. By saying a narcissist "enjoys" attention/being the center, etc., it doesn't mean every second is a delight - they get mad and roar and carp and whine, are miserable, etc. when the attention is condemnation or friction. But at a fundamental level attention (good, bad, indifferent) is literal fuel - it feeds their ego at a core kind of level and drives them forward to get what they want (more attention, more power, lifestyle things, whatever).

The daily aneurysms are frustration when manipulation fails and therefore control or some kind of power (broad term) over people is lost/not acquired or takes effort to keep. But that coal engine is still being fed by any swirl around that. That's one reason greyrocking is effective as management - not only does the person doing it have a mindset necessary to avoid being emotionally susceptible to or manipulated by the narc, but it also ruins the fun for and stymies the narc itself bc there's little fuel.

Lol, Bill fucking Mack. Of course. That's just Nick's taste. You can buy him at his mall gallery in Vegas:
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bill mack.com will give you a flavor. A combo of 80s poster-style art (look, a portrait of a composer with musical notes in the background) and a bunch of bas-relief nudes of either nubile young women or mother and child to hang on the wall.

His freestanding bronze sculptures are the best of the lot.

I know all of this^ has been discussed before. I'm amused Nick hasn't been shamed into better taste. But then again, spending tens of thousands of dollars has clearly offered him VIP access to...a tourist attraction that anyone can attend. Even that kid in the background of one of the April photos.

Speaking of, for once I am truly taken aback. Not just lunch, not just going to Sexpo some tattoo convention as a threesome, not just going to see a movie on the low, but a full "dress in sequins and publish pictures to the internet" date with his mistress. They've gone full lifestyle with this. Kayla's humiliation is complete and total, the Mallory Ortberg of Minnesota.

What I want to know is if there is literally any legal precedent for “the video was a copy of the original as therefore it shouldn’t have been allowed to use to get a warrant” because for the life of me I can’t find any such cases that apply to the Rekieta situation.
There is no such thing. Even if you streeeeeeeetch and try to apply some bastardized best evidence rule to a warrant (n/a), if the original is unavailable you obviously can't use it so you use the best copy you have that reasonably appears to be a copy of whatever the thing is. This part of the implied argument is rot, and they know it.

Also, saying, "I reviewed the affidavit" (for example) does not require you to have reviewed the ink-signatured document with a raised notary seal for it to be truthful or for it to support a warrant. But this is a secondary argument at this moment, just an insinuation that what was Re viewed might not be reliable.

His point at this point is THE COP IS A LIAR. Also a loser argument. You don't have to specify in the warrant application "I ignored the paper copy of the affidavit in my files because I went to lunch and it was in a stack of papers on my desk and therefore unsecured, so I personally accessed the court SOR, printed it out, and read it," etc., for every item mentioned. And not doing so doesn't make you a liar whose application should have been denied and but for the "lie" would have been.

He's arguing on x that he's not arguing (at this time) whether the stream watched is accurate (but yes, let's talk about all the ways it surely possibly isn't), but merely that THE COP IS A LIAR, so everything he says is probably a lie. Of course the insinuation is that ALSO maybe the cop watched a manipulated copy of the stream, but he's setting up, in order-ish: 1) THE COP LIED TO THE JUDGE so warrant improper, 2) THE COP IS A LIAR - if he lied about this in the warrant, he probably lied about other things in the warrant (and asserts one), and 3) LYING LIARS LIE - to plant seeds for future skepticism about the cop's truthfulness when this effort on the warrant fails. ...And 4) to signal to the state that this will be a pain in the ass to litigate, so call me. [I'm omitting all the public perception/ self-perception/deception reasons he wants these arguments on record.]
 
That's more of him trying to lie to his fans through his trademark ambiguous implications.

Nick's saying:
"The cop said on the warrant request that the video he watched was the same as the original, but it was actually a reupload by COG. So that means COG could have edited the video and presented it as the original and no one would have have known it was edited. The cop knew this was a possibility and lied by saying that it was the original on the warrant on purpose to fuck with me."

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I badly want the detective to say "I watched it on Nick's Odysee account" to see how Nick copes
 
I badly want the detective to say "I watched it on Nick's Odysee account" to see how Nick copes
So you're saying that anyone could go and compare Nick's true and honest upload to Cog's re-upload right now, and see the vast differences for themselves? Not that I'm suggesting that's worth anyone's time...
 
If you don't provide that disclaimer for every piece of evidence and a pre-emptive plea for the court to throw out your own warrant application because it's so weak, you are intentionally deceiving the court.
Yeah, that's basically what his argument comes down to.
And hey Balldo, our little impotent retard, I know you're reading this thread - we understand you're challenging the basis for the warrant, not the video. Your argument is still dumb as fuck.
 
Google also thinks he operates out of a Lane Bryant (for non-Amerimutts, Lane Bryant is a clothing store for fat women).

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Sadly, if you put in just suite 119 then it properly comes back as a UPS Store, box 220 probably.

So he doesn't work out of ladies undergarments?

Yeah, all of us watching in KF chat and on YouTube who saw it live on Nick's YT channel and immediately began pointing out the white spot must have all been tricked by the lighting, or YouTube was altering his stream in real time to frame him.

Any and all recording media, including recollections from in-person witnesses, is therefore inadmissible unless you specify that "according to my imperfect, flawed, and altered memory, which received the information from light refracted into my eyes, which only have 20/30 vision, the suspect was seen repeatedly stabbing the victim."

If you don't provide that disclaimer for every piece of evidence and a pre-emptive plea for the court to throw out your own warrant application because it's so weak, you are intentionally deceiving the court.

Enjoy the Brady list, hawker.

Have you heard of mass formation psychosis?

Like the Elves, Men, and Dwarves, we were all deceived For there was another video made...
 
Hell, for all we (and Nick) know, the cop could have watched it live on YouTube, or could have seen it in the hours before it was deleted.
I think that a police officer assuming a 4 hour reupload of a video of Nick Rekieta clearly visible and intoxicated in a way that's in line with what in person witnesses have testified was functionally a copy of the original is reasonable.
 
My video?! MY video?!!!! Only a PLEB would call a video with such COLOR GRADING my video!
How dare you Stalker Officer Child suggest I'd use such a tacky LUT, enjoy the case being thrown out!

I actually hope nick wins his case now, because it will make him believe he's invincible, he will dunk on the farms but that's nothing new.
I'm expecting any conclusion that leaves him free will be twisted into a win by him, if he manages get it thrown out I can imagine he'll take it as an indication of his supreme legal skill and further indulge in drugs and debauchery. It's a shame, the Nick Rekieta downward spiral would be funny if the kids weren't along for the ride.
 
I'm glad Nick didn't just take a plea, because seeing him desperately argue that the cop lied because he wrote that the video has been "taken off" instead of "taken down" and that it was not "THE" video but merely an exact copy of THE video is so fucking funny and ridiculous.
If somebody puts up a video that you believe has edited or somehow misrepresented the actual video that you streamed, there's a really easy way to address that -- you'd say, "Look, this is the original video that I streamed. See how it differs, here, here and here? In my original, there's no footage of me getting my dick sucked, no footage of me utterly wasted, rewatching animesuckscopeandsneed's picture over and over again, and no footage of me disappearing off to the bathroom for 45 minutes and coming back wasted with cocaine smeared alll over my snoot."

Is there a reason why the judge wouldn't just say, 'OK Mr Rekieta. You claim the video this man watched misrepresents your behaviour online somehow? Let's see the original and we'll decide whether there is a material difference between the content he viewed and the content you claim to have streamed live?'

Shit, if there were material differences, wouldn't you articulate what they were in your submission to the court, along with accompanying video evidence to show how they differed?

She looks like she smells like 3 packs a day.
3 packs of feral niggers, perhaps.
 
Nick is the type of pedant who would argue that a black man saying "I dindu nuffin" was a double negative and therefore a confession of guilt. Thankfully the court system is not as retarded as Nick seems to believe it is.
The court system actually is that retarded. The Louisiana Supreme Court accepted a claim that when a suspect said "give me a lawyer, dog," he actually didn't mean a lawyer but a lawyer dog.
I was going to say it looks like a $50 dress from Temu or some other Chinese shit. The fact that Nick paid for it so much makes it so much funnier.
One of Nick's main personality traits is being such a gauche, tacky nouveau riche fleabag that he thinks paying more for something worthless makes it actually classy.

Like someone said, even a velvet Elvis or poker playing dogs have more class than the shit Nick gets.
Is Nick seriously blaming artifacting for the cocaine now? That was literally a joke I made a couple of days ago about stuff that might actually be a concern in a different scenario, has he seriously started claiming it's applicable here???
I'm going to bet he actually read that, in a coke/booze stupor, and thought "hey that just might work!"
damn, you mean to tell me the bodycam footage has evidence of the police contaminating the crime scene? what da?
Well obviously that's why he's trying to exclude it. Pure legal genius.
I don't know if others have posted it already but Nate the Lawyer put out a short video the motion to dismiss. This portion I found interesting:

"Apparently, the video had been set to private on Nick's Channel, which means police would have needed a warrant to access it or subpoena YouTube directly to get the entire video. Instead, they relied on an edited version from a different source. Now, here's the kicker: they're arguing that this edited video can't be authenticated, meaning it shouldn't have been used to justify a warrant in the first place. Prosecutors may push back on this argument because even if the video was edited, it might still be enough to establish probable cause. Remember, we're talking about a pretty low standard here, and prosecutors don't need to prove Nick's guilt beyond a reasonable doubt, especially at this pre-trial stage. The state just needs to show that there was a reasonable belief that evidence of a crime could be found at his house. This video argument could be a winner for Nick, but it's all going to hinge on how different the video the police saw was versus the original video. So, I'm assuming Nick's team is going to give the court the original video, then give the court the altered video or the allegedly altered video, and see if the distinctions between the two are so great that it would essentially destroy probable cause. And remember, Nick is going to have to show that police did this intentionally or with a reckless disregard for the truth..."

My understanding is it's literally the exact same video (obviously outside of the compression from downloading and reuploading). If they showed the judge the two videos side by side he's just going to laugh at them. It's the Pam meme from The Office.
What I like about Nate is he's good at explaining something in two minutes that takes two minutes, instead of much of LawlTube which is more take three hours to say absolutely nothing.
Kayla's humiliation is complete and total, the Mallory Ortberg of Minnesota.
One of the more disgusting and contemptible things Nick has done is parade his children's mother around as a whore in the same small town their kids live in. What a completely worthless scumbag.

There is no way they don't take constant shit about their whore mom and cuck dad prancing around like a peacock being a complete piece of shit.
His point at this point is THE COP IS A LIAR. Also a loser argument.
It's a drop dead argument because it lacks any of the other elements that would justify invalidating a search warrant. Let's just assume for the sake of argument that the cop did indeed deliberately lie.

Nick's shitty filing is bereft of any argument whatsoever that he lied
a) about a material fact
b) necessary to probable cause

Nevermind that even the argument that he "lied" at all, or even acted with a "reckless disregard for the truth" is piss-weak.

He's trying to argue for invalidating the search warrant without meeting a single element of the standard for doing so.
 
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