Trainwreck The Empathic Nutritionist / Empathic Mamahood / Robyn Grogitsky-Ramirez / Luna Elva Ramirez / Glenn Ramirez / Atlas Glenn Standford Ramirez - Eyefucking Sociopath Selfie Addict Mother and Closeted Gymrat Pothead Father who use Instagram to Parade their Homemade Homunculus Tard Baby Created by their Refusal to Follow any Medical Oversights

[AugustusGloo]

This is not what Call the Midwife told me!

I was thinking about Call the Midwife as my source of knowledge for midwifery too lmao. BUT in call the midwife a few different things in place that means that those 1950s women still had better care

- The midwives were highly trained and seemed pretty successful dealing with mild complications and also as real nurses they could give medications as needed and they did this whole thing where they started carrying laughing gas around (side note why don't women in the US today get the laughing gas option it seems better than an epidural in terms of invasiveness)

- The doctor regularly did house calls in addition to the midwife and would come assist in slightly more complex cases

- In an emergency they did transfer to the hospital OFTEN and had a specialized local ambulance that would come in an emergency specifically for birthing issues (that they called the Flying Squad, cute!!)

- They did still reccomend hospital births in certain situations and esp towards the end of the show they were clearly realizing that a medical setting was better despite that their home births were still pretty successful

Basically they had the infrastructure to do homebirths, but it was still very much a medical care situation and not like a weird spiritual awakening EVEN WITH it being a full out nun delivering the baby half the time. These 1950s women got better care than Robyn did.

 

[ILikeYou]

Was she doing the weird purified alkaline water MLM, or does she just have one of the contraptions?

Leave it to Robyn to get herself involved in Monat at the worst possible time. They’re hemorrhaging upper-level sellers and it looks like everyone remaining is making way less than they were even a year ago. As usual, Robyn is going to lose so much of Glenn’s gambling money.

Oh, she does have an under-sink contraption that she claims 'turns tap water into spring water,' but I don't recall her saying a brand name. BUT, that aligns actually with Enagic/Kangen water filters, maybe, bc I've noticed a lot of their reps, like w/ other MLM's do advertising w/out stating the name of the product at times. I'm not sure why exactly they leave out the name so often, but they do. (Probably to prevent nay-sayers from commenting negatively and poisoning the well, so to speak.) And Kangen does have an under-sink model, from some quick research online.

I know she also was attaching electrodes to large water bottles, but I think that's through the Healy. What an absolute racket!

God, it's really like every single dressed up Ponzi scheme came knockin' on Robyn's door, and in reply, she opened up her arms, threw back her head and said, "YES, PLEASE!"

 

[Ms. Marple]

Was she doing the weird purified alkaline water MLM, or does she just have one of the contraptions?

Leave it to Robyn to get herself involved in Monat at the worst possible time. They’re hemorrhaging upper-level sellers and it looks like everyone remaining is making way less than they were even a year ago. As usual, Robyn is going to lose so much of Glenn’s gambling money.

A while ago, she shilled something about passive income. I can’t remember the details but it involved selling her courses through a third party. I think it was an MLM and she claimed it would finally make her rich but it seems it never really took off…

 

[AugustusGloo]

No, not trying to absolve anyone of responsibility. I really am just wondering from a medical point of view what a competent heart rate monitor would have shown. If there's something going on, it's just that my first child's birth was fairly traumatic (got stuck, had to be resuscitated) so I'm just excessively interested in childbirth gone wrong.

edit: I do think the biggest thing Robyn can be blamed for is choosing a home birth in the first place and hiring such a shit midwife.

Frankly it is hard to say what, specifically, went wrong to cause Luna's hypoxic injury. It could have been the prolonged labor alone (the placenta detaches and gets ready to come out, but if the contractions aren't strong enough the baby can't actually come out, and is no longer getting oxygen from either the placenta or from breathing air), she could have been in a bad position that got her literally "stuck", or there could have been some sort of cord/placental issue. With the info we have, there are a million things that could have happened

A few different courses if Robyn had delivered in a hospital with general modern medicine playing a roll:

- If prolonged labor was the only thing really happening (not really unusual in first babies), they would have given her pitocin to strengthen her contractions so the baby would have been born faster, and it otherwise would have been a normal delivery

- If something was going on beyond just a slow labor, Luna's heart would have started to show decelerations (periods of slowing down) or irregularities, and she would have gone to an emergency c. If quick enough, Luna still could have been totally fine.

- Worse case scenario in either delivery situation, hypoxic injuries still do happen with hospital births. If her APGAR scores and presentation at birth indicated a hypoxic event may have taken place, she would have likely have been a candidate for hyperthermia therapy, where they cool down the body temp of the baby in the NICU for a few days to reduce swelling in the brain. Depending on the severity of the initial injury, long term outcomes still vary (some kids get lucky and end up fairly typical, some still end up with disability), but nothing NEARLY as dramatic as Luna's case.

Basically, assuming Luna's brain injury happened during the course of labor, in all likelihood Luna would have been fine if she had been delivered in a hospital, and she very well still even could have been delivered vaginally.

 

[Catmannjew]

Sniped

It is a "living spring" hydrogen water filter. They are between 15,00$-4,500$ dollars.

 

[GenociderSyo]

She probably has about 10 or so MLMs going. Her most constant is Healy though because she shit thousands of dollars into that one. She also has the PLR one shes doing as well lately.

 

[₲litches]

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Woof

I think this one is even better:

Spoiler: Videos

Atlas cameos in this one too, but the video/audio is sped up. Not sure how to slow it down.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

To say nothing of whatever she's hiding under the sweatshirt, I knew I'd seen that face before

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

I think this one is even better:


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Atlas cameos in this one too, but the video/audio is sped up. Not sure how to slow it down.

OMG it’s NAL/QueenCobra’s long lost sister. That would explain a lot actually.

 

[Awwtismo]

Everybody is Triggered.

 

[TapewormSalesman]

1. Healy
2. Alovea
3. Oliveda
4. Monat

Am I forgetting any of Robyn’s MLM schemes?

Those weird influencer "grow your brand" courses that came out as a word salad

 

[Ms. Marple]

Everybody is Triggered.
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Only toxic positivity is permitted in Robyn’s world. That person wasn’t even rude. You either give Blob ass pats or you’re considered a low-vibing pleb in need of woo. Who’s triggered Blobyn? How dare this person see through your bullshit and call you out on it.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

Whatever happened to Loki?

 

[Vegetamite]

Whatever happened to Loki?

Last I remember Loki being mentioned, Robyn pretty much said he was being put on the back burner and he wasn’t being trained or anything.

 

[dfranki723]

Everybody is Triggered.
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I can taste the butt-hurt arrogance through the screen.

 

[ILikeYou]

Right on brand, Robyn is claiming she *meant* to leave that 'graphic design' space-holder prompt in Luna's merch! Robyn would never make a mistake! (Or admit to one, at least.) I know this is a little old news, from Aug 1st, but I love to see how gracefully she handles being wrong. Well, it's cool that an almost brain-dead child owns a graphic design company, at least. Maybe Luna could create a course, or e-book, on how to do that without a functioning brain?

 

[deputydogshit2.0]

How the fuck did allopathic medicine fail Luna? Luna’s brain was damaged long before she saw a doctor. Robyn cannot possibly believe the shit she says.

 

[Oracular Slug]

How the fuck did allopathic medicine fail Luna? Luna’s brain was damaged long before she saw a doctor. Robyn cannot possibly believe the shit she says.

She had to doctor shop to get the shunt she was sure would save Luna, but she got it, and Luna is still alive, therefore the shunt saved her and the doctors who refused failed her. Makes perfect sense if you're a fucking moron.

 

[Breadbear]

Right on brand, Robyn is claiming she *meant* to leave that 'graphic design' space-holder prompt in Luna's merch! Robyn would never make a mistake! (Or admit to one, at least.) I know this is a little old news, from Aug 1st, but I love to see how gracefully she handles being wrong. Well, it's cool that an almost brain-dead child owns a graphic design company, at least. Maybe Luna could create a course, or e-book, on how to do that without a functioning brain?

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"The Unstoppable Luna INSERT TEXT HERE"

 

[Evan]

Whatever happened to Loki?

They clearly don't/didn't like him as much as Marley. He wasn't even invited to mountain retreat vacation time. I hope they gave him away to somebody that cares enough to spend time with him.