Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

[Judge Holden]

Forget Wedge Antilles when the fuck do we get the Porkins TV series huh? Disney, you fucking cowards?!
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Nigga.....this aint a road you wanna fuckin go down


Not that I even sneed to mention it, but this is 100% canon because fuck you specifically

 

[LovisXVI]

Not that I even sneed to mention it, but this is 100% canon because fuck you specifically

I was not aware of this, I am not pleased by this information. May you suffer for your crimes for the rest of your days.

 

[Judge Holden]

I was not aware of this, I am not pleased by this information. May you suffer for your crimes for the rest of your days.

Here is more 100% canon information.

Tarkin was having a gay affair with stormtrooper TK-421 (i.e. one of the troopers killed in A New Hope who had their armor stolen as a disguise)

Tarkin explicitly wanted to bring him as arm candy back to meet the emperor and be housed in a penthouse where TK-421 could peg Tarkin whenever he desired. Tarkin wanted to blow up yavin specifically because of his death and the subsequent lack of pegging he received.

He also liked to fard and/or shidd in his armor and luke specifically noted this while wearing it.

I am not lying about or exaggerating any of this.

 

[Bob Barbas]

Here is more 100% canon information.

Tarkin was having a gay affair with stormtrooper TK-421 (i.e. one of the troopers killed in A New Hope who had their armor stolen as a disguise)

Tarkin explicitly wanted to bring him as arm candy back to meet the emperor and be housed in a penthouse where TK-421 could peg Tarkin whenever he desired. Tarkin wanted to blow up yavin specifically because of his death and the subsequent lack of pegging he received.

He also liked to fard and/or shidd in his armor and luke specifically noted this while wearing it.

I am not lying about or exaggerating any of this.

You know what? Forget what I said about the writer thing Disney canon is all garbage and nobody could have saved it. Let it all burn.

 

[Ghostse]

Nigga.....this aint a road you wanna fuckin go down
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Not that I even sneed to mention it, but this is 100% canon because fuck you specifically

I was going to mention this comic where they made Biggs and Porkins homo for each other.
Oh well, at least canon doesn't matter anymore.

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You know what? Forget what I said about the writer thing Disney canon is all garbage and nobody could have saved it. Let it all burn.

Every time you watch something Star Wars that disney made, you are saying "Yes, more of this please".

 

[LovisXVI]

ere is more 100% canon information.

Tarkin was having a gay affair with stormtrooper TK-421 (i.e. one of the troopers killed in A New Hope who had their armor stolen as a disguise)

What the fuck is wrong with these people? What could compel someone to do this?

 

[Ghostse]

What the fuck is wrong with these people? What could compel someone to do this?

There is a reason nearly every religion mandates the killing of faggots in their tenets.

 

[Judge Holden]

What the fuck is wrong with these people? What could compel someone to do this?

Please note the shiny CANON tag at the top of the page there

 

[Bob Barbas]

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Please note the shiny CANON tag at the top of the page there

I remember hearing about this one actually. My only question is why?
Maybe because it makes too much fucking sense and we know trannies are allergic to that but I feel like if they wanted to explore some bullshit about gender identity a changeling like Zam Wesell would've made way more fucking sense.
Like why a fucking clone trooper of all things? Don't answer that I KNOW why but it doesn't make it any less retarded than not using the race whose entire gimmick is changing genders on the fly.

 

[LovisXVI]

There is a reason nearly every religion mandates the killing of faggots in their tenets.

No need for the weasel word "nearly" because I cannot recall a single one that doesn't endorse getting rid of them. And almost any one that people would bring up has been twisted or misconstrued by faggots after the fact.

 

[Judge Holden]

I remember hearing about this one actually. My only question is why?

The answer is extremely simple.

Here is the author who wrote this character into the story


As you can see, she is a fugly and bespectacled white woman, also known as the Meg Griffin demographic. Lacking any basic talent or charm in her writing, nor membership of any fashionable demographics, she actively courts whatever the bandwagon du jour is by crowbarring overt token representations who actively declare "HELLO READER I AM A TOKEN AND I REPRESENT THE BANDWAGON" and then throwing a media wank-off about how stunning and brave they are for writing this, as this is infinitely more likely to net her positive outlet coverage and professional asspats and advancement by others also looking to grift of the aforementioned bandwagon by loudly declaring how much they love this shit than the actual quality of her writing which consistently fails to reach the lofty heights of translated star wars fapfics from the year 2006

I trust your question has been answered.

 

[Quarterback Rex Grossman]

What the fuck is wrong with these people? What could compel someone to do this?

Had to erase Daala as Tarkin's hot redhead piece of ass. Went super gay with with it, though, which I did not expect.

 

[Bob Barbas]

The answer is extremely simple.

Here is the author who wrote this character into the story
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As you can see, she is a fugly and bespectacled white woman, also known as the Meg Griffin demographic. Lacking any basic talent or charm in her writing, she actively courts whatever the bandwagon du jour is by crowbarring overt token representations who actively declare "HELLO READER I AM A TOKEN AND I REPRESENT THE BANDWAGON" and then throwing a media wank-off about how stunning and brave they are for writing this, as this is infinitely more likely to net her positive outlet coverage and professional asspats and advancement by others also looking to grift of the aforementioned bandwagon by loudly declaring how much they love this shit.

I trust your question has been answered.

I also find it extra kekworthy they choose Anakin Skywalker of all people to be the heckin valid tranny respecter.

 

[Judge Holden]

I also find it extra kekworthy they choose Anakin Skywalker of all people to be the heckin valid tranny respecter.

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Coulda been worse....

Now young Skywalker.....you will dielate

 

[Ghostse]

No need for the weasel word "nearly" because I cannot recall a single one that doesn't endorse getting rid of them. And almost any one that people would bring up has been twisted or misconstrued by faggots after the fact.

Certain branches of Hinduism don't immediately require the execution of all soddomites. And Buddhism doesn't take an official stance iirc, but local cultural mores in most of the Buddhist areas would result in you being killed if you were a Faggot (and not simply a man having sex with other men - a distinction that survives to this day as Manlove Thursday)

 

[Jewthulhu]

Here is more 100% canon information.

Tarkin was having a gay affair with stormtrooper TK-421 (i.e. one of the troopers killed in A New Hope who had their armor stolen as a disguise)

Tarkin explicitly wanted to bring him as arm candy back to meet the emperor and be housed in a penthouse where TK-421 could peg Tarkin whenever he desired. Tarkin wanted to blow up yavin specifically because of his death and the subsequent lack of pegging he received.

He also liked to fard and/or shidd in his armor and luke specifically noted this while wearing it.

I am not lying about or exaggerating any of this.

Why does every unimportant side character need some important backstoy that ties them to the main characters? Why can't he just be some rando that was clonked in the head and his armor stolen?

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Please note the shiny CANON tag at the top of the page there

This is what you get for wanting fucking CLONES to be unique snowflakes.

 

[Bob Barbas]

Coulda been worse....
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Now young Skywalker.....you will dielate

Honestly are we even sure Palpatine was the bad guy anymore? I mean think about it, what did the Jedi even do for the economy anyway? All they did was sit on their asses wasting taxpayer credits, kidnapping children and indoctrinating them into their cult?
Alderaan wasn't a sustainable ecnomomy anyway.

The Wookiees? Better off as slave labor let's be honest, it's no surprise that while Wookiees make up a small percentage of the galactic population they make up a majority of the crime statistics.

Palpatine did nothing wrong.

Palpatine was fixing the galaxy, change my mind.

 

[LovisXVI]

And Buddhism doesn't take an official stance iirc

To try and keep it to the Star Wars topic, I will say this is a justification for Jedi being against homosexuality since they are broadly Buddhist-Taoists, but no, there are proscriptions in various works against sexual misconduct which includes homosexuality (and non-vaginal sex for that matter which naturally includes it). I can get you more specific sources later but this is a snippet I got a while ago though I cannot remember the book.

 

[Super Malario]

Here is more 100% canon information.

Tarkin was having a gay affair with stormtrooper TK-421 (i.e. one of the troopers killed in A New Hope who had their armor stolen as a disguise)

Tarkin explicitly wanted to bring him as arm candy back to meet the emperor and be housed in a penthouse where TK-421 could peg Tarkin whenever he desired. Tarkin wanted to blow up yavin specifically because of his death and the subsequent lack of pegging he received.

He also liked to fard and/or shidd in his armor and luke specifically noted this while wearing it.

I am not lying about or exaggerating any of this.

I feel bad for George man, imagine having your autism baby raped this hard by complete retarded hack writers.

 

[Blonrad Blurze]

Here is more 100% canon information.

Tarkin was having a gay affair with stormtrooper TK-421 (i.e. one of the troopers killed in A New Hope who had their armor stolen as a disguise)

Tarkin explicitly wanted to bring him as arm candy back to meet the emperor and be housed in a penthouse where TK-421 could peg Tarkin whenever he desired. Tarkin wanted to blow up yavin specifically because of his death and the subsequent lack of pegging he received.

He also liked to fard and/or shidd in his armor and luke specifically noted this while wearing it.

I am not lying about or exaggerating any of this.

I'm a black man dying from a fentanyl overdose while a white man kneels on my neck and this is the last thing I see. Goodbye.