[August 28th, 2024] Keemstar's guest appearance on DSP's stream: The Level 1 "interview"

[Comma]

Announcement:

Time/date: Wednesday, August 28th, 11:30 AM PDT.

According to DSP, it's going to be:

• a non-toxic interview
• done professionally, without hate
• a respectful conversation

Re-streams will, among others, probably be at https://www.youtube.com/@RawPhil (direct, "raw" re-stream) and https://www.youtube.com/@DarkDavesMirror (possibly with sound effects being spammed).

Feel free to wildly speculate about the possible content and outcome of this "interview".

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Like I keep saying, I welcome Phil going out to meet and commiserate with his fellow lolcows.

 

[millais]

I predict Pigroach is going to very quickly lapse back into giving Keem the "sir" treatment. This king business will not last more than a few feeble minutes.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I hope this leads to Phil doing stuff like Wings and Boogie have done. If not, this is all a waste of time.

 

[Telemeter]

• a non-toxic interview
• done professionally, without hate
• a respectful conversation

Private pre stream confirmed.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

No one will even remember Null’s snooze fest appearance by Wed

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

Sheeeiiiiit nigga, no way, it's really on.

I predict Pigroach is going to very quickly lapse back into giving Keem the "sir" treatment. This king business will not last more than a few feeble minutes.

Betting on this, you can already tell from the tone of this announcement that he feels threatened. This is gonna be the most awkward Level 1 podcast ever, with Phil being scared of his own guest on his own show lol.

 

[We Are The Witches]

You said this is going to last for like an hour or so? Not much time for anything of substance to be said, specially given the way DSP answers. All depends on Keemstar's approach.

Is he going to get confronted with Champions? I don't think so, plus Keemstar doesn't even have enough info about that to pin him down, I'd bet.

So, what is it going to be about? Re-explaining what a lolcow-podcast would be? Probably a superficial discussion about the past, how DSP started to be a content creator, my detractors, "you have value as an entertainer so that's why I wanted you to be on the show", maybe something about his routine?

"Done professionally" means that it's the same questions barely rehashed, so that he can enjoy himself talking about the same things. We'll see, maybe I'm completely off.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

Maybe I missed something here but what the fuck are they going to talk about, anyway?

Keem apologized and Phil's response was saying that he's willing to go to Lolcow Live for 50k or have Keem on his copecast? I feel like I missed something here? Keem never said he invited Phil to the podcast or wanted to talk with him, didn't he?

If I had to guess, Keem will try to get Phil on Lolcow Live. Makes sense, he needs that 3rd host and with the whole redemption angle I can see him sweet talking Phil into being the king of lolcows. However, what's Phil's agenda here? He said he doesn't have anything to say to Keem, nor he ever showed any interest of interacting with him, so if I had to guess, maybe he'll try to do what Keem did with him on Sidescrollers? I don't know what else (aside an easy +2k in tips and superchats) could he get out of this. My personal bet is that he'll just kick Keem mid-call and say something cringe like "get felted bro!"

The bigger question is if this recent smug buff will stop Phil from being a little bitch when talking with Keemstar. It's gonna be in his turf, with his chat, with money buff, plus the King buff, the ability to mute and kick Keem at will (if he figures how to do that, that is). Will he be an asshole or will he sir Keem? That's the important question here, because imagine if Phil becomes the little bitch he usually is even with all that. Would the King ever recover?


Also, the very first guess on Phil's "podcast", the guy who is not about drama, is none other than the king of YouTube drama. In case you needed any more proof of how Phil stands for nothing but money and instant gratification.

 

[Telemeter]

We need a DSP pre stream bingo for this.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Keem apologized and Phil's response was saying that he's willing to go to Lolcow Live for 50k or have Keem on his copecast? I feel like I missed something here? Keem never said he invited Phil to the podcast or wanted to talk with him, didn't he?

Keem reacted to Phil's babbling, saw Phil say Keem could come on his show, and he obliged with an obviously sarcastic DM.

I don't know what they're going to talk about. Keem only cares about potential $$$ making trainwreck lolcow content with Phil. Even Phil can't be stupid enough to expect anything besides that.

 

[The Tall Man]

This will be another DSP W and only waste Keem's time.
Stay mad detractors.

 

[Telemeter]

This will be another DSP W and only waste Keem's time.
Stay mad detractors.

Tourist. The detractors are making so much money from the KC arc that Phil is spending hours seething about it on stream for the last couple of days.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

He’ll eject Keemstar from the interview within 20 minutes and claim “the king decrees” or something really gay.

 

[We Are The Witches]

This will be another DSP W and only waste Keem's time.
Stay mad detractors.

Everyone here already knows that, there's nothing to talk about, it'll be just another prestream but with Keemstar on. Who is going to get actually mad over it? Twitter, the YouTube comment-section..?

I've seen this more and more since that time Null came here and banned a bunch of users, where people from elsewhere on Kiwifarms pretty much went along with the straw-mans in regards to the regulars here and created a misguided conception of this board as a whole.

Kiwifarms does not escape that either, where the opinion of an authority or someone deemed as worthy of listening, is followed and taken as truth, even if it's heavily biased and outright wrong on certain things. What a sight to behold, that day changed my perspective on this site and how it's managed even more than usual.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

I hope boogie and wings are there in person with Keem and they just turn it into a Lolcowlive special on DSPs stream.

 

[Elbe]

After this Phil is absolutely done with all the drama.

 

[The Tall Man]

Everyone here already knows that, there's nothing to talk about, it'll be just another prestream but with Keemstar on. Who is going to get actually mad over it? Twitter, the YouTube comment-section..?

I've seen this more and more since that time Null came here and banned a bunch of users, where people from elsewhere on Kiwifarms pretty much went along with the straw-mans in regards to the regulars here and created a misguided conception of this board as a whole.

Kiwifarms does not escape that either, where the opinion of an authority or someone deemed as worthy of listening, is followed and taken as truth, even if it's heavily biased and outright wrong on certain things. What a sight to behold, that day changed my perspective on this site and how it's managed even more than usual.

This will be another DSP W and only waste Keem's time.

I stand by this because the interview is on Phil's channel; he has full control.
The Gnome is too dumb to trick Phil. There is nothing the Gnome could do to make this anything other than a win for Phil.

Stay mad detractors.

If you feel this is an insult towards you, then maybe it just became one.

 

[We Are The Witches]

I stand by this because the interview is on Phil's channel; he has full control.
The Gnome is too dumb to trick Phil. There is nothing the Gnome could do to make this anything other than a win for Phil.

Yeah, but we already know that.

I don't see this as a win or a loss for him unless he strikes a deal with Keemstar, but if that's open to happen, it will regardless of this interview.

If you feel this is an insult towards you, then maybe it just became one.

Not really, I'm answering to your remark because I feel like it, it's that simple.

 

[A Guy™]

Will DSP actually have some balls and call Keem a little clout goblin soul sucker to his face(discord call) or will he fellate him and call him a successful business man to only then go back to his own stream to rant to himself? This whole thing will be a massive fag fest so the only watchable content I can see coming out of it is if Keemstar can get into a live slap fight with Phil. Treat this like the hostile interaction it is and just go harder and harder until Phil kicks you from the call and declares victory Keem.