Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Jerry1337]

Happy 1000!

 

[Beardless Lenin]

1000 pages of tranny L's. To another 1000

 

[𝓗𝓾𝓰𝓱 𝓦𝓸𝓽𝓶𝓪𝓮𝓽]

Posting on page 1000!! Here’s to the troons serving us up another 1000 pages worth of Ls

 

[Colress]

here's to 1k, guys! this is one of my favorite threads because i'm surrounded by troons unfortunately

 

[Banquet Meal]

one of the best threads on here, i check it throughout the day to get a laugh, as i live in literal ground zero for these freaks

 

[AfghanBlue]

Tiny titties got him down.
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This one comes nearer to almost passing than most pictured in this thread.
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Great big tits would make him look way more fake.
Go for it buddy. tee hee

His filter use is so extreme that if you tilt your head to see his level, you'll see that he's using such heavy filters that they've warped the image to the extent that one eye is a full half inch lower than the other lmao
Also look at his shoulder, the background petal somehow over it and the big blur on the corner compared to the sharp lines rest of it

 

[Surfin Terf]

Happy 1000!

This balding 17yo Bosnian troon made me laugh.

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I'm from an eastern slavic country and my parents keep telling me "go outside, go to the library, go to the gym, you won't meet any friends if you just lock yourself up in your room!", I tell them that I feel like nobody would be accepting and they said "no shit, people typically don't accept men who pretend to be women, but that shouldn't get in your way, nobody is perfect, especially in this country where everybody hates you if you're the wrong ethnicity".

I just don't know what to do, I'm so lonely and depressed and my mental health has been crumbling due to all the loneliness...

no shit, people typically don't accept men who pretend to be women, but that shouldn't get in your way, nobody is perfect, especially in this country where everybody hates you if you're the wrong ethnicity

We've seen a lot of based parents in this thread, but that might just take the cake. I don't think I've seen them balance the truth with positivity quite like that before.

 

[Overdrive]

A thousand pages of Ls. TTD can't come soon enough.

 

[Geraldine]

Don't you just hate ...
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Every time I see my reflection, I want to strangle this freak. My inner transphobe ordered me a month ago (yes, lol, citing the fact that my dysphoria is bullshit and I need to become more masculine) to get a clipper haircut. And how I screwed up... I have protruding ears, short hair and a depressed face. Every time I see myself, I feel much worse than before. I decided that I would not cut my hair for at least a year and a half in order to grow my hair to shoulder length or longer. The only problem is that my hair, at its normal length, is thick and curly, which makes it difficult to manage.

No comments yet. Already voted down once. We'll see.

 

[klarine]

Tranny is complaining about all the chasers wanting his dick, then when he got removed they don't want anything to do with him anymore.
Also noticed they rarely or never call chasers straight men, as if they know what they really are.

"gay men want to date me because I am a gay man in a dress and that disgusts me"
This is a really deep level of self hatred. Dude just cant understand why no straight man will ever want to fuck his amhole.

 

[Geraldine]

Dude just cant understand why no straight man will ever want to fuck his amhole.

... or gay man. Or anybody.

 

[Owls Owls Owls]

New way to be passive aggresive to troons has dropped: Shake their hands!

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So after my bad experience a couple days ago of someone making a joke about me being trans in front of people (see my most recent post before this one for that story) I had a couple other not great experiences. Though more minor thankfully, each time is just another slap in the face slowly wearing me down.

So the first one, we were at a friends party and me and my partner had met this girl, a friend of a friend, and things went well the whole time. I'm usually really awkward meeting people, but it all went smoothly. I felt comfortable, and I actually talked to her more than my partner did. At the end of the night she asked my partner if she wanted her number, and they exchanged numbers.. but only my partner. Not me. I genuinely can't think of any reason why she wouldn't have also asked for mine other than she just saw me as a guy and not as part of the group, which was all girls except for one friends boyfriend.

Then as we were leaving and saying bye, another friend of a friend we had met gave my partner a hug and then... went in for a fucking handshake with me. As I reached out they did pull back and start going for a hug before asking me what I wanted to do and we ended up hugging too, but damn. I hate that it's so obviously not the immediate reaction to treat me like any other woman, and that it's so clearly being done only because I ask to be treated like one.

 

[Gondolindrim]

1,000 pages of pure insanity. Here's to 1,000 more.

 

[Syikeblade]

They're start to catch on

https://www.reddit.com/r/MtF/s/ptAV2yzP58

Edit: Someone beat me too it

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

More re: 41%er "Indiana" Grayson

 

[SnergenFlergen]

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It's literally impossible to meet other transgirls

So, I'm (21NBMTF) currently trying not to fume out of my ears, tear up, probably both, but it's hard. It's nearly impossible to find other transwomen in the area to be friends with. They're hard to find, and the ones I do see I'm too nervous to talk too. It's even more harder trying to find other transwomen that are actually my age. The last time I went to my town's local LGBT center, I don't think I saw a SINGLE young adult trans person, let alone transwoman that was actually my age. Everyone were either middle aged or the elderly. It really sucked.

It's even worse in a dating context. It's hard to find transwomen that don't have already have a partner of their own that they in a very happy partnership with. And the ones I've found on dating apps that are looking for a partner are either poly, or sex is very important to them in a relationship (I'm mono and a sex repulsed ace)

It's very frustrating, and to be honest, it makes me pretty sad. Most of my trans friends are transmen and transmascs, and while I love them very much, it's very isolating to often be the only transfeminine person in my groups. I just wish I had more transgirl friends who I could actually relate with..

Not a particularly ground-breaking L by itself (just more of the usual 'woe is me, boohoo' horseshit), but the initialism 'NBMTF' in the first sentence caught my eye. I assume it stands for 'Non-Binary Male To Female', which is such a mind-shatteringly retarded and self-contradictory concept that I felt it had to be spotlighted.

I'm not a professor of made-up gender nonsense by any means, but surely 'non-binary' and 'male to female' are mutually exclusive? Being 'male to female' carries the implication (and is foundationally and mechanically contingent on the fact) that sex is binary, and thus 'non-binary' and 'male to female' are logically incompatible. One surely precludes the other, even within the framework of made-up rules these people operate under. By claiming to be 'NBMTF', he is effectively saying 'I was born a man but now I am a woman, but also I am neither a man or a woman, nor was I ever a man to begin with'. Which is an all-you-can-eat buffet of gibberish.

This is putting aside the fact that 'male to female' is a misnomer in the first place, as it describes a scientific and biological impossibility, but compounding it with the additional layer of fantastical BS ('non-binary') is stretching credulity beyond breaking point. 'Non-Binary Male to Female' is an infinitely recursive fractal of total fucking nonsense.

How these people are able to take themselves and each other seriously is something that I hope forever remains a mystery to me.

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

Forcing a trans teenager to go through the wrong puberty when they clearly had the option to prevent it is the same as forcing hormones into a cis kid and forcefully transitioning them.

It's not fair, I thought I'd be one of the lucky people who managed to transition before age 18 but...not the case unfortunately, I managed to go on estrogen for one year and successfully hid everything until I was caught, and ever since then my family doesn't trust me at all and refuses to give me money out of fear that I might try going on estrogen again

This is one of my biggest fears. I'm trying really hard to become a parent but the thought of my (future) baby falling victim to online groomers just chokes me. I'd holocaust those fuckers if they did that to my (future) baby.

 

[Owls Owls Owls]

This is one of my biggest fears. I'm trying really hard to become a parent but the thought of my (future) baby falling victim to online groomers just chokes me. I'd holocaust those fuckers if they did that to my (future) baby.

Spoiler: On parenting

Don't allow unsupervised internet usage until they're well into their teens, block Reddit, and don't be afraid to talk clearly about 'sensitive' subjects. Even healthy, well-adjusted teens are retarded by default, because they're teens. Don't leave it at 'don't talk to strangers' Talk to them about porn addiction, groomers and their tactics, including cult talk ("we're your family"), and hugboxes. If they don't learn about these things from you, they will learn them from the internet.

Make your kid touch grass regularly. Literally. Take the bastard out every chance you get, even if it's just a walk around the block or watching the sunset. Sign him or her up for sports, music classes, Church clubs if that's your thing. Do not allow his or her world to be limited to screens. Social media has become ingrained in our lives and keeping them away from it entirely isn't a good strategy either, but you can work to make it so it's not their entire world, as well as give them social skills.

And for the love of God, if the kid ever starts showing any sign of mental illness, address it. Most of these degenerates are unregulated autists who were enabled rather than taught how to manage their impulses. It's fine to be an autist, it's not something that can be helped, but it's not something to be flaunted either. Or worse, used as an excuse for retarded behavior.

All kids come with their own sets of challenges, and seeing how many otherwise-adjusted middle aged, married fathers are trooning out it is clear you can never really breathe easy. But you can work so that if it ever comes to that, you can at least say with full honesty that you tried your best.

It's scary out here, but I promise parenthood is worth it.

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FtM talks about her 'morning wood' problems.

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When the fuck does it stop? Or does it never end? Yeah, euphoric to experience it but I hate being horny around my gf, who barely has a drive for that kinda shit... it makes me feel disgusting and guilty, as someone who's... understanding of certain kinds of discomfort, if ya will. I ain't gettin' too deep into it.

The manly man in question

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She's 21 and dating a tranny, was sexually assaulted around 5 months ago, has been on T for around 7 months (so her morning 'wood' is just her fucked up clit), and according to her post history, constantly self-harms. I am sure she's very sane and stable and T will solve all her problems (except her morning wood).

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

She's been on T for around 7 months, so her morning 'wood' is just her fucked up clit lol.

Morning wood isn't erotic, it's the body flexing the swelling body during sleep so it doesn't atrophy. They're the least fun erections you'll ever have, but no one in that thread gets that and thinks it's about waking up horny? Incidently, I remember reading that women are more likely to be aroused in the morning than men, maybe there's something to that.

 

[stupid frog]

her special interests (Jane Eyre and the Bronte sisters and shit)

I swear those authors are like equal to Rome for men.