Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

he missed his calling as a programmer or some sort of forensic analyst. He definitely has the physique and the well-trained trotters for such a field
It would be jeet-tier programming and riddled with typos that make it fail.

Basically he'd be Snackie.
 
Assorted patpostings:
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Oh, the irony.
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It would be jeet-tier programming and riddled with typos that make it fail.

Basically he'd be Snackie.
No, child. Snackie and her horrifying hands can't even write and execute the most basic of code. Or shit in a toilet. The FBI KNOWS Pig Tits can.

Enjoy life in prison for Felony Species Misidentification and Felony Wishful Thinking.

Ok fine, I've got nothing.
 
FATRICK FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP TAKING "IMMA GO POO POO IN YOUR POTTY" LEVEL BAIT YOU ROTUND RETARD
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I know this shit is fucking hilarious and all but vulgar displays of idiocy like this frustrate me to my core on a primal level

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"...and in Local News a beached whale has been reported in the Milwaukee area. The species is currently unknown, although initial photos suggest it is both very pale and extremely blubbery. Local marine life experts are on site, working to ensure the suspected whale's safety and well-being and to try and remove the discarded circus tents it seems to have caught itself up in, although there are indications they are facing difficulties as every time they approach the animal it emits a shrill noise from its blowhole that witnesses describe as sounding like "NOCHILD". More updates to follow as the situation develops."

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"I am just calmly declaring I will physically assault anyone I see whom I dont like for fear they might defecate in my toilet in the context of them legally gaining access"

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.....fucking really piggy?
 
FATRICK FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP TAKING "IMMA GO POO POO IN YOUR POTTY" LEVEL BAIT YOU ROTUND RETARD
PoopBNB posting is hillarious because you just know that Rick will now be obsessively checking the toilets at the howel before guests (potential stalker children) check out.
 
Gym bros tend to be the least likely to shit on someone for being fat. They're more likely to ask if you need help with equipment or point out wrong form. If you're an asshole and act like you know better while fucking it all up regardless then they'll laugh at you for being incompetent. They're more likely to cheer on the fat guy out of a genuine appreciation that they are putting in the work. It's practically part of gym bro culture; beyond just being so straight they turn around and become raging faggots, they also tend to be absolute pricks outside the gym but absolutely bros in the gym.
Haven't had any issues at any gym I've gone and nether has my wife. They give better pointers than the personal instructors the gyms have and if you have any injuries that need to be worked on or whatever there's at least one person who can help you with that. They're some of the most supportive people out there no matter your race, gender, or how fit you are. They can get competitive when you start lifting though, but that's all in good fun as they'll know when to stop.
 
FATRICK FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP TAKING "IMMA GO POO POO IN YOUR POTTY" LEVEL BAIT YOU ROTUND RETARD
No stalker child, I didn't put a sharp kitchen knife into my buttcrack. These are your delusions. You are mentally ill! Enjoy prison!
I laughed harder at these than I did listening to the comedy station. My humor is dead.
 
A very cute interaction between the Tomlinson brothers here and a nice customized reply. He really doesn't like being called Rick. Kyle Tomlinson is one of my favorite stalkers.

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Calling him Rick, pointing out he hasn't published any books, and stating that he isn't a father. Man Kyle hit the trifecta. No wonder Fatrick is malding
 
Calling him Rick, pointing out he hasn't published any books, and stating that he isn't a father. Man Kyle hit the trifecta. No wonder Fatrick is malding
Has Leslie ever twisted the pig tits over his daughter? I feel like she wouldn't because she's still got progressive values but then again I think a prog who hates Pat would use him as the example of why unfit parents don't deserve to be in their child's life.

She may have called him Rick at some point but she likes her #Trumplinson bit, and she basically did the third one by agreeing that he should've taken Dan's deal since he won't get published otherwise. All this being said I think it's a tie between the two:

Kyle:
-way more active than Leslie on poking pat because he's a pest
-has more cutting insults that get right to what pisses pat off
-he uses his (little) brother's picture so every time Pat replies he has to see his better looking more well-off sibling which definitely chaps his ass

Leslie:
-progressive, so she should be on his side but isn't
-is in the same business and despite his squealing she still seems to be active in it
-is a woman and I think it's fair to assume matriarchs/women in power are why Pat is so fucked up so he probably sees his old chiding teachers in her
 
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