[August 28th, 2024] Keemstar's guest appearance on DSP's stream: The Level 1 "interview"

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If Phil wants to make real big boy money, having Keem on his side is a smart move. Especially with how retarded Phil is trying to collab with anyone.

Thus, I am expecting Sir Keem treatment, followed by Phil being a snake once he's gone.
 
The Gnome is too dumb to trick Phil. There is nothing the Gnome could do to make this anything other than a win for Phil.
I sort of agree. IMO, Keem really doesn't know what he's doing when it comes to Phil. He's definitely gotten under his skin before, but I feel like it was always him stumbling into it while his "grander" efforts fell short. But just because he's too dumb to pull one over on Phil, doesn't mean he won't try. And I really can't imagine Keem is just talking to Phil because he wants to be his buddy. He's got to have *something* on the backburner. Honestly, if it's something that backfires in his face, I think we'll still get some laughs from it. Unless it's just a milquetoast accusation like "So Phil, I heard you're addicted to Champions" with nothing else backing it up and then dropping it if Phil says no.
 
I sort of agree. IMO, Keem really doesn't know what he's doing when it comes to Phil. He's definitely gotten under his skin before, but I feel like it was always him stumbling into it while his "grander" efforts fell short. But just because he's too dumb to pull one over on Phil, doesn't mean he won't try. And I really can't imagine Keem is just talking to Phil because he wants to be his buddy. He's got to have *something* on the backburner. Honestly, if it's something that backfires in his face, I think we'll still get some laughs from it. Unless it's just a milquetoast accusation like "So Phil, I heard you're addicted to Champions" with nothing else backing it up and then dropping it if Phil says no.
Keem doesn't know much about Phil but can see the profit in him doing trainwreck streams with the other fat cows. That's all this is on Keem's end. He's soulless.

It would be funny if Phil played his King gimmick and cut off Keem in a few minutes. Because fuck both of them.
 
Autistic Theory : Dsp already talked with Keem "behind the scenes" ,came to an agreement about his participation in the Lolcow Live and this is his way of selling it to his "fans" without losing his always correct image.
Honestly, not that autistic of a theory. Even if Phil doesn't necessarily frame it like that, he might have agreed to appear on Lolcow Live if Keem appeared on his stream first to test the waters. I imagine Phil is still weary of Keem, so he'd want their first potential meeting to be on his home turf, both to ban chatters he doesn't like and to collect the views/superchats. Probably the biggest point against it is I don't know if Phil would have that level of foresight, he's not really known for planning ahead.

It's also possible Phil has someone from KC acting as a mediator/idea guy and they helped facilitate the meeting to ease Phil into a guest spot on Lolcow Live.
 
If Phil wants to make real big boy money, having Keem on his side is a smart move. Especially with how retarded Phil is trying to collab with anyone.

Thus, I am expecting Sir Keem treatment, followed by Phil being a snake once he's gone.
I don't think Phil is capable of dealing with delayed gratification to follow through with a plan like that.
 
As I said on the main thread, I do wonder what they are actually goingto talk about especially with DSP being such a low social IQ guy.

Maybe Phill saw a good opportunity to get some money out of keemstar and get a little revenge and will just cut him midcall or something.
With Keem being completly sarcastic in DMs maybe he'll bootlick DSP just to be the snake he is later on.
Might just be planned and the call will be scripted.

One thing I'm sure about: this is going to be 100% gay.
 
Keemstar is a professional snake. Him flirting with DSP is really no surprise because Keemstar has no shame, and will do/say literally anything to make money and control people. If cuddling up to DSP gets his foot in the door he will absolutely take it. He's done this numerous times, Boogie being his most recent victim. While Boogie brings most of his problems onto himself Keemstar is absolutely instigating his behavior and manipulating him like a puppet. Keemstar has no soul so he's not capable of things like self-reflection, empathy, morality, or fairness. These are alien concepts to Keem so this nice guy persona is just a means to an end. He wants Phil on his podcast. Money didn't work so now he's trying the carrot on the stick. Don't expect anything meaningful from this interview. He will only boost Phil's ego so that he will feel more comfortable to come onto the lolcow podcast.
 
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