advices to get a bf

[starfirestellar]

Just toss some dirty clothes all over the floor, put your dirty coffee mug on the table without a coaster and sprinkle some pubes on the toilet seat. Now it's just like you have a bf.

Dang u r a genius <3

 

[starfirestellar]

Just to clarify, we know OP is a brownoid but how would you rate yourself in the looks department (scale of 1-10)? Do you think that has anything to do with your dating woes?

I mean it obviously does. I guess I’m not on the pretty side but I’m not disfigured and I take care of myself. But ppl say I’ve a massive resting bitch face

 

[Cirrhosis_of_Liver]

Have you considered pretending to be a more interesting race? Are you short enough to claim to be Negrito?

 

[starfirestellar]

Most of the young men I know are incredibly lonely and touched starved and get rejected by the hundreds on dating apps. Any women with the confidence to approach and flirt with them might give a few heart palpitations. But if you're going to approach like a mopey loser who assumes the worst than yeah you probably will get rejected 99% of the time.

Fascinating. Anyway I’m not socially awkward I know how to handle a casual conversation but I definitely dunno how to flirt so yeah.

 

[Lokenstien]

Fascinating. Anyway I’m not socially awkward I know how to handle a casual conversation but I definitely dunno how to flirt so yeah.

Just be direct. If your going to flutter your eyes to get a guys attention he's going to miss it because he's looking at a cool bug.

 

[Blue Gem Kosher Queen]

simplest way is to talk first.
don't be flirty unless you're willing to go the distance.
respect men or else you don't respect yourself. same advice goes for guys.

 

[SIMIΔN]

Take the initiative.
Men tend to overthink whether a girl would appreciate being approached, so it helps if you break the ice first. I'm not even saying flirt, just get the conversation started.
That maybe be doubly true if they worry Black girls don't want a X ethnicity boyfriend.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Originally I assumed you were joking but if you're black then that's a legit question.

First of all make sure you aren't fat.
If you pretend to be kind of nerdy there will probably be some awkward white dude who'll date you, especially if you hang around nerdier clubs or sectors in your school; you'll probably have to be assertive in talking to them (I've personally seen it work for negresses before). Make sure you can do make up and dress yourself. Anything to give yourself an advantage.

There are a lot of men that age who really like a girl who behaves a little more tomboyishly, since they don't have much experience dealing with the opposite sex. Accessibility is really key. Be the chill GF who can hang with the guys.

I don't normally advocate dating nerds but you're black so you've got to take what you can get.

 

[Dojima's Dragon]

No???? Try not being racist n we’ll see

I am sorry sweetie but @Trombonista what the fuck is a zanji doing here? No niggers allowed on the farms.

 

[Schwarzwald]

You're black so you're starting with the deck stacked against you, but not all hope is lost.

Are you also fat? If so, you should try being less fat and black.

 

[Lou Sassle]

Nigger.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Wear tight pants and continually drop the same thing over and over so you have to bend over to grab it. The key is every time you do this you need to say "woops" louder and louder, this is essentially the modern mating dance.

 

[Trombonista]

I am sorry sweetie but @Trombonista what the fuck is a zanji doing here? No niggers allowed on the farms.

@CompyRex and @He Sets Me On Fire were better users than you will ever be.

 

[starfirestellar]

Originally I assumed you were joking but if you're black then that's a legit question.

First of all make sure you aren't fat.
If you pretend to be kind of nerdy there will probably be some awkward white dude who'll date you, especially if you hang around nerdier clubs or sectors in your school; you'll probably have to be assertive in talking to them (I've personally seen it work for negresses before). Make sure you can do make up and dress yourself. Anything to give yourself an advantage.

There are a lot of men that age who really like a girl who behaves a little more tomboyishly, since they don't have much experience dealing with the opposite sex. Accessibility is really key. Be the chill GF who can hang with the guys.

I don't normally advocate dating nerds but you're black so you've got to take what you can get.

Idc about nerds I like nerds (my college is just full of emo nerds/frat boys) but yeah I’m taking notes man

Wear tight pants and continually drop the same thing over and over so you have to bend over to grab it. The key is every time you do this you need to say "woops" louder and louder, this is essentially the modern mating dance.

Dang bro go outside

 

[What Better Ass]

No self-respecting white guy is going to flirt with a black girl in public. Your best bet is to sniff out a desperate, lonely guy that gets zero pussy, then tease him with your lips/booty and pass him a note with your name, number, and a heart.

You may not like this answer, but it is the truth, and the most useful advice you're going to get.

 

[Oeselian Chad]

Do that

Also a black female on the Farms? Fucking DEI spreading everywhere.

 

[RACISM]

No???? Try not being racist n we’ll see

Stick to nigger men, the world doesn't need any more halfbreed devils.

 

[Autistic Gunspergings]

What led you to believe it'd be a good idea to ask this question on the retard site

 

[starfirestellar]

No self-respecting white guy is going to flirt with a black girl in public. Your best bet is to sniff out a desperate, lonely guy that gets zero pussy, then tease him with your lips/booty and pass him a note with your name, number, and a heart.

You may not like this answer, but it is the truth, and the most useful advice you're going to get.

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA CHILL OUT MAN
You acting like white guys will have a mortal disease from talking to someone w some melanin (spoiler: they survive)

 

[starfirestellar]

What led you to believe it'd be a good idea to ask this question on the retard site

did I said it was a good idea? Replies r silly funny ngl tho