DarksydePhil Meta Thread - Discussion of the board itself.

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@Cyber Bowling
Another thing that bugs me is how no one ever mentions is how phil is more delusional then chris wanna be christ chan. I don't remember the exact clip but phil alluded to being Jesus christ recently. Before he said he was joab (some old testament guy who god messed with to test fate.) how is this not lolcow behavior? Cyraxx is the only other lolcow barring chris that is this disassociated from reality.
 
Phil is a funny little delusional guy that the very mention of Tevin puts him in a state of panic as he rushes to the door to grab his security hatchet. He's panhandling hard for money to spend on things with no ROI, but then tells people he doesn't have time anymore to spend with his family that consists of a woman that put on 150lbs in 5 years and a cat that he constantly tried to monetize. His house is falling apart, and he goes out and buys $300 sound foam that he doesn't need and a $150 screen to put in the clutter behind him, after spending years calling people who do these things muppets. Nearly every single thing he has condemned that other people do on Twitch and Youtube he has adopted to his content years after the popularity was there. Is he a bad person? Yeah, but like, cuts you off in traffic to get to the red light first kind of bad it's never been that serious. If he's not a lolcow, nobody is. Besides, why does he have to be a bad person? What's funny about pedophiles and dog fuckers?
 
He must of gotten his fee fees hurt and now it's time to schizo post and ban.

Can we just be angry... Can we just laugh... Can we just cry... Can we just shit... Can we just cum without you sperging about past burners dropping (very funny) information about DSP? Just fucking close the fucking thread, so I can stop seeing nonrelated dick sucking and parroting.
If you're getting genuinely angry about DSP then you really need to step back and reevaluate things. I like Phil as a cow because once a month he is actually pretty funny, but the amount people seethe on this board over stupid shit like his Elden Ring build is insane.
 
Shut it down then Null, or stop complaining that DSP isn't funny to you. This is boring, you're boring.
Boring and dented

@Cyber Bowling
Another thing that bugs me is how no one ever mentions is how phil is more delusional then chris wanna be christ chan. I don't remember the exact clip but phil alluded to being Jesus christ recently. Before he said he was joab (some old testament guy who god messed with to test fate.) how is this not lolcow behavior? Cyraxx is the only other lolcow barring chris that is this disassociated from reality.
He compared himself to Job in the Bible.
 
Don't ask for featured threads/don't complain if something does get featured, and don't abuse the tagging system, which are perfectly reasonable requests, but I can't imagine all this vitriol is solely because of those two issues.
It’s clear that there's a visible bias towards how new users are treated across different threads in the forum because of their history. For example, if someone wandered into the Cobra or Larson threads and started criticizing the locals' views, whether for being unsympathetic to Larson or for labeling Cobra as a sexist, pedophilic figure, they’d likely face immediate backlash and be moderated out within minutes. However, this level of enforcement isn’t seen on the DSP board, and somehow, it’s considered the fault of the locals for pushing back against newcomers who believe they know better - Also:

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This is by far the faggiest, window shopper tier shit have ever observed - After being tagged onto it by that retard who can't take a hint that being handed free money is not a job, it isn't, reading this thread, I felt like I was looking at old church women talk about how society is too rude for them while waving fans around - I defy you to show me something like this for a different cow.

Phil is a delusional narcissist with an inflated sense of self-importance, constantly spewing his grandiose ideas in a speech pattern that sounds like a throwback to a 70s Polish goon, and he's surrounded by a group of mentally unstable sycophants who take pleasure from his findom, all from the comfort of a rotting hovel - What makes him truly entertaining is that he’s an incompetent, somewhat malicious due to greed, clown who doesn’t even realize he’s the punchline, dressed like a king in a crown 2 sizes too small,

And being fair, his existence is more relevant here than even CWC, who, aside from "The Barbening," hasn't produced anything noteworthy in nearly five years, while dsp is out here, grinding each day, so if one should go the other should too - Looking forward to seeing if Null bends the knee.
 
no, being angry at lolcows is basically against the sitewide rules.

seriously, you're all cringe retards. if you're not laughing you're wasting your fucking time.

and then everyone gets mad at me for telling them the tr00f.
>scrolls past 10 detailed posts explaining why he's wrong
>cherry picks one line to prove his narrative


Always fun "talking" with you null, thanks :semperfidelis:
 
no, cumming to lolcows is basically against the sitewide rules.

seriously, you're all cringe retards. if you're not laughing you're wasting your cum.

and then everyone gets mad at me for telling them the tr00f.
You're fucking exhausting. You completely cherry picked my somewhat "facetious" comments...

"Can we just be angry... Can we just laugh... Can we just cry... Can we just shit... Can we just cum without you sperging"

So, what's the point of reaction stickers? What's the point of free criticism of someone getting too MATI? If getting mad at the Internet is against DA RULES, then change your fucking podcast show name. You're into deep, Null. You expect people to take you serious for a unserious situation. You're a grown ass 30 year old sperging to other "grown ass" adults about nonconcurrent "issues."

You cried when trannies tried to loop you in with the bottom tier scum of America, and now you're operating on "fact" that all of the DSP Board is the bottom tier scum of America. If you're gonna surround yourself with ass kissers, at least have them feed (lmao) you accurate information about DSP hate watchers.

You have become the very thing you claimed to hate. May god have mercy on your damaged soul.
 
i'm so close to being explained to. just keep explaining. one day i will want to SMASH and SLAM dsp too.
For someone who has been of the internet longer than me you sure can't pick up on social cues.

They're not trying to explain anymore. They're trying to have a debate with you on why all of a sudden because of a feeder joke, you decided to make this entire board miserable for months now.
 
bro there's nothing to discuss. There is no misunderstanding. You just disagree with my perspective and keep trying to talk me out of it. Then people get angry and chimp out at me. It happens every time. It's a huge reason of why I hate acknowledging you lot fucking exist. I can't say anything on my own fucking website without getting literally hundreds of notifications across-site trying to tell me I'm an evil disingenuous hypocrite who needs to let people EXPLAIN.
 
no, being angry at lolcows is basically against the sitewide rules.

seriously, you're all cringe retards. if you're not laughing you're wasting your fucking time.

and then everyone gets mad at me for telling them the tr00f.
I'm bolding the part I want to respond to just to be clear... Do you realize there's literally pages of people saying they follow DSP to laugh at him for all the alien-like things he does? Sometimes it delves into why he's an alien, but 99% of discussions loop back to laughing at him being an alien.

Just say you want to choose who can be laughed at and get on with it, because that's what it feels like you're saying.
 
Just say you want to choose who can be laughed at and get on with it, because that's what it feels like you're saying.
damn bro so close to explaining me

look at all the effort i've done to stop you from posting on this board. holy shit i am destroying it by doing nothing except rolling my eyes at the faggot chimpouts that happen every time someone you don't authorize talks to the fucker.
 
bro there's nothing to discuss. There is no misunderstanding. You just disagree with my perspective and keep trying to talk me out of it. Then people get angry and chimp out at me. It happens every time. It's a huge reason of why I hate acknowledging you lot fucking exist. I can't say anything on my own fucking website without getting literally hundreds of notifications across-site trying to tell me I'm an evil disingenuous hypocrite who needs to let people EXPLAIN.
Josh, I, like most of the people on the DSP board, am not a disingenuous fag, I like Phil because of his clownish way of acting like he's popular yet was screwed out of success by everyone's fault but his own, I like his consistency, something we seldom have with other cows, and I don't hate him, yes he can be described as comically evil by the way he back-stabs others over for his own greed, but you don't get mad at a retard for being a retard unless you too are a retard.

Can you at least give this portion of the website, which as I've stated, some people truly enjoy, the dignity of telling us if we're going the way of old Yeller?
 
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