Orbiter šŸ‡¬šŸ‡§ Johnathan Isaac Harrison (and his family) / Cog City / "Jobless Johnny" / Cognitive Thought - Unemployable British cuckold, doxed himself on UberEats, alleged paedophile who now admits to having sex with a 17-year-old when he was 21, seethes on X all day about Ethan Ralph, married to a Punjabi Porkchop. Now the Bri'ish Jerry Springer show.

Holy shit this is deranged.
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Sammich said:
Snip and sketch is pretty useful, but having ready access to nigger dick is a bit.. odd there big guy.
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I'm not a nigger dick connoisseur, but I will muddy up my search history just to dunk on Cog. Especially when I keep getting away with the same thing. It's so easy ANYONE can do it. Just follow these simple steps:

1. Source a nigger dick via Google images.
2. Say something that will trigger Cog while streaming.
3. Have a bit of a back and forth.
4. Post sourced nigger dick in his notifications.
5. Profit.
 
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Geekthulhu said:
I'm not a nigger dick connesuire, but I will muddy up my search history just to dunk on Cog. Especially when I keep getting away with the same thing. It's so easy ANYONE can do it. Just follow these simple steps:

1. Source a nigger dick via Google images.
2. Say something that will trigger Cog while streaming.
3. Have a bit of a back and forth.
4. Post sourced nigger dick in his notifications.
5. Profit.
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Keep up the good work soldier.
 
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Null said:
>british man lies
news at 11
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I was going to suggest suing him and taking his 750 sq ft dumpster house but he actually doesnā€™t own it. The parents of Cogā€™s shitskin land whale own it.
 
Geekthulhu said:
I'm not a nigger dick connoisseur, but I will muddy up my search history just to dunk on Cog. Especially when I keep getting away with the same thing. It's so easy ANYONE can do it. Just follow these simple steps:

1. Source a nigger dick via Google images.
2. Say something that will trigger Cog while streaming.
3. Have a bit of a back and forth.
4. Post sourced nigger dick in his notifications.
5. Profit.
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if only @Mackiavelli13 is still around...
 
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Cog says @Null paid a pedophile $6,000 for Nick Rekietaā€™s bodycam footage and seethes about @AltisticRight and Kiwi Farms. He is MATI.
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Imagine being Bri'ish.
That's so gross. Yuck. Why are you Bri'ish, Cog, why?
How can you live?

So he calls that messy shitty Instagram image "CP", yet he was also fine with sharing it? What?
Wait, so what was the point again?

I'm not overthinking it because I enjoy my non-Bri'ish braincells.
 
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Cog is sperging out daily on X/Twitter. ENJOY! Heā€™s got a gold show on the way, and heā€™s hyping up his 50 viewers (half of which are manbot alts) to get ready to hear him seethe about the Kino Casino for 5 hours while repeating himself and talking AT them (heā€™s autistic)IMG_4039.jpegIMG_4041.jpegIMG_4042.jpegIMG_4043.jpegIMG_4045.jpegIMG_4046.jpegIMG_4047.jpegIMG_4048.jpegIMG_4049.jpegIMG_4050.jpegIMG_4054.jpegIMG_4052.jpegIMG_4051.jpegIMG_4056.jpegIMG_4058.jpegIMG_4060.jpegIMG_4064.jpegIMG_4063.jpegIMG_4062.jpegIMG_4073.jpegIMG_4071.jpegIMG_4068.jpegIMG_4075.jpegIMG_4079.jpegIMG_4082.jpeg

EDIT: still going
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Cog is sperging out daily on X/Twitter. ENJOY! Heā€™s got a gold show on the way, and heā€™s hyping up his 50 viewers (half of which are manbot alts) to get ready to hear him seethe about the Kino Casino for 5 hours while repeating himself and talking AT them (heā€™s autistic)View attachment 6346019View attachment 6346020View attachment 6346021View attachment 6346022View attachment 6346023View attachment 6346024View attachment 6346025View attachment 6346026View attachment 6346027View attachment 6346028View attachment 6346029View attachment 6346030View attachment 6346031View attachment 6346032View attachment 6346033View attachment 6346034View attachment 6346035View attachment 6346036View attachment 6346037View attachment 6346038View attachment 6346039View attachment 6346040View attachment 6346041View attachment 6346042View attachment 6346043
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TAKE THAT HATERS!
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Cogā€™s increased seething over this thread is very enjoyable.
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Currently watching a cog livestream after about 3 years of never watching one.

From what i remember the main appeal of that guy as a streamer was that he talked fast and somewhat articulate, which is quite an achievement in an island filled with marble mouthed swamp critters.

Sadly it seems he is now very slow and low energy, he sounds defeated tbh, I'm two hours in and he spent all that time going through a single 3 minute ppp rant and one 5 minute DSP clip, he cried about the casino and ppp making money and made milquetoast takes on dsp, he then unironically pulled up the Miami AIM AIM AIM clip from half a decade ago and commented over it šŸ˜’, the guys at the casino said that he does that every stream but it still shocked me when i saw it live, he paused and started it multiple times, I think he even took a smoke break? I'm not sure, but he spend over an hour rewatching it, he is watching it still as i type this.

He had as a guest that 'diddy'? "dudy"? whatever the name of that guy was that got felted live on KC for being a flaggot to DSP. he was basically a boring faggot, it actually felt like cog was having an one way conversation with him, as if he was just adding commentary on his commentary if that makes sense.

On that interview 'dudy' back-pedaled the claims of him being a multimilionaire with a yatch (ppp called him out on that last KC stream), he basically said something along the lines of having previous capital that allows him to just barely coast by life while putting minimal effort in, and i guess being am obscure DSP dentractor streamer is that minimum effort.

To that statement Cog also added he is in a similar situation to 'dudy' and that he is actually rich and that tiny little loyal audience allows him to stay afloat, ok buddy.

The chat crowd is actually mostly mentally ill and special needs, 70% of the chats are all just wrenches and that includes a person called MRS cog, cogs wife i guess?

There's a couple functioning people left but they seem to spend their time on chat being reminiscent of "the good old times of 2019 and 2018" and that one time "x" did "that thing". "cog will you bring up that clip from 5 years ago please?" types.

All in all, the cog livestream stinks, the stench of the sektur's death is nowhere more apparent than in that stream.
 
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