DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Hypophrenia]

The way DSP just nod, shakes his head like an autistic child while PiggyPP talks to him just makes me cringe.
He looks so socially unconfortable / akward.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

The way DSP just nod, shake his head like an autistic child while PiggyPP talks to him just makes me cringe.
He looks so socially unconfortable / akward.

That's what I noticed that Poojeets do a lot when they pretend they listen to you but all they think about is how they're gonna slack off. Hold on...
>socially awkward
>inept at everything
>only knows how to do low-level scams
>scat obsession
>twig-like arms and legs
>terrible personal hygiene
>seethes with the power of a thousand suns when someone makes fun of him
>poor grasp of English, marked overuse of fancy big boy words
Does Phail have a bit of Poojeet ancestry in him?

 

[Balr0g]

3. "He thinks he works hard" Adam Crigler

"Holy shit Phil you are being very hypocrytical right now" must be another bite.

Oh and something from his past when EvilAJ began "stalking" Phil in Streetfighter "I thought he was better". Just like what Chris G said during his 13-0 slaughter of the pig

 

[Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH]

I watched a clip of the Kino Casino stream, and it's both hilarious and insufferable at the same time. Watching Phil rock back and forth like a retarded hand puppet while he grins a toothless grin is funny and unsettling. It's like he's trying to bask in all the glazing Andy and PPP give him, but he's so socially awkward that he doesn't know how to properly respond to it. PPP's voice is annoying to listen to; it's the twang of a catgut guitar, it's so annoying and hard to listen to.

As for his calling out Doody, both of them are faggots. Quit this internet slap fight, Phil. If you hate Doody that much, just roll up on a McDonalds parking lot and bang it out. Calling out Doody doesn't work when you've already been exposed as a pussy when Keemstar made you fold like an old wallet on the Side Scrollers podcast. No amount of glazing's gonna change that.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

KO Gaming was probably my favorite phase because we got to see what happens when Phil puts effort into his content. It was sad, and he never improved at it or sustained the effort (which applies to anything about DSP really). But it's still funny if you can stand Phil's journalist voice.

He also used to introduce his KOGaming videos, every one of them, with, "Phil here from KOGaming." Didn't he make the KC guys stop the video to shit on Rich for the exact same thing? Something like "He always says 'Rich here from ReviewTechUSA' like it's not just him." Sorry if that's been noted already. Mark me late and old.

Man, Phil trying to be like a video game review channel was so bad, it was good, especially when he would get information wrong like with his Overwatch "tips" video. Although, you gotta give to him, he did an OK job doing these "reviews" in(seemingly)one take, even though it leads to him misspeaking or mush mouthing whatever he's trying to say(like when he said "lininnindinjitsu in his Nioh "review")which is why one should edit.

 

[Balr0g]

It wasn't even his first attempt at video game reviews. He did them early with the hateful truth which were in essence a copy of the AGVN or AngryJoeshow. Review with skids but poorly made (given the time not so bad though) But then he dropped them because gayming powered by Machinima made him more money and consisted of "push record - stop record" and say dumb stuiff or do some dead silence parts

 

[Rowbutt Batmin]

I watched a clip of the Kino Casino stream, and it's both hilarious and insufferable at the same time. Watching Phil rock back and forth like a retarded hand puppet while he grins a toothless grin is funny and unsettling. It's like he's trying to bask in all the glazing Andy and PPP give him, but he's so socially awkward that he doesn't know how to properly respond to it. PPP's voice is annoying to listen to; it's the twang of a catgut guitar, it's so annoying and hard to listen to.

As for his calling out Doody, both of them are faggots. Quit this internet slap fight, Phil. If you hate Doody that much, just roll up on a McDonalds parking lot and bang it out. Calling out Doody doesn't work when you've already been exposed as a pussy when Keemstar made you fold like an old wallet on the Side Scrollers podcast. No amount of glazing's gonna change that.

PPP brought up Doody as a softball to get Pigler going. But Phil had nothing and PPP ended up fighting Phils battle for him, which turned out gay. But I don't fault PPP for trying and I don't think he actually gives a shit about doody's slap fight with Phil. But hey this is what happens when you touch the , you get it on you (DUH HUH HUH).

 

[PigSeed]

I can't believe that people are negative to tourists who come in and shout down regulars with misinformation, the internet NEVER behaves that way to rude interlopers!

 

[Iron Hamster]

He's absolutely insufferable, I don't understand how Kino Casino has such a following. His voice goes through me like nails on a chalkboard, and he's constantly screaming like a 12 year old. Obnoxious.

It's funny that Phail considers this all 'intelligent conversation'.

He also used to introduce his KOGaming videos, every one of them, with, "Phil here from KOGaming." Didn't he make the KC guys stop the video to shit on Rich for the exact same thing?

He wouldn't be the King of Hypocrisy if he didn't.

 

[Elbe]

I watched a clip of the Kino Casino stream, and it's both hilarious and insufferable at the same time. Watching Phil rock back and forth like a retarded hand puppet while he grins a toothless grin is funny and unsettling.

The perma-grin fascinates me.

He's so uncomfortable that he thinks, perhaps unconsciously, that maintaining a Smilex Gas visage for HOURS ON END is how you behave in social situations.

 

[DPRK Is Real Wakanda]

ughh I'm so ready for the "lose my house and move in with my parents" arc of the DSP show but all of these new whales are delaying it. May have to wait a few more seasons.

 

[CaptainDeTractor]

I know every now and then this board gets attention from Dear Feeder and DSP nut huggers (can’t believe those retards exist because DSP is an absolute indefensible piece of shit), but at the end of the day, I just want this KC arc to be over.

Andy and PPP are annoying faggots who have inflated the ego of an already insufferable faggot, and I’m hoping this newfound arrogance bites DSP in the ass and he ends up having nothing at the end of it. Call me MATI, but I can’t even watch him to laugh anymore. I just want to see him miserable for being an objectively terrible human being. Anyone who fucks with Phil in any way is retarded and defeats the purpose of the farms, just to watch the cows do their thing. But holy shit, I hope between him being an insufferable faggot, the Joon doc and KC baiting him (I hope this is the case but part of me thinks those two retards will just continue to milk him for money and content) that we’re near the end of the DSP story.

I can laugh at some cows, but I don’t have this level of disgust towards anyone but Phil because of who and what he is (Granted, I only follow a small number of cows so I’m not counting the ones that are certified pedos, etc — although DSP is a groomer himself). I’ve even had to take some time away on occasion because I’ve thought “he’s a retarded fat faggot begging for quarters while playing video games, it isn’t worth getting mad about”, but he’s just that much of a shitty human being that I can’t overlook it. The fact that some people defend him as not so bad blows my mind, and I hope his session doesn’t turn into Josh sucking his dick on the level one podcast.

 

[ManakaLala]

I do lament the decline of just proper Phil gameplay on his streams. I have complete disdain towards these fake sleazeball personalities he's thrown his lot in with. Last nights co-op stream was insufferably unfunny.

I doubt there's going to be much to gleam from the upcoming podcasts he has planned with various other insufferable faggots but fuck it I hope he makes them eat his fat Polish cock and not be the meak limp-wristed faggot he turns into when having 1 on 1 discussions.

 

[dent_whisperer]

That's what I noticed that Poojeets do a lot when they pretend they listen to you but all they think about is how they're gonna slack off. Hold on...
>socially awkward
>inept at everything
>only knows how to do low-level scams
>scat obsession
>twig-like arms and legs
>terrible personal hygiene
>seethes with the power of a thousand suns when someone makes fun of him
>poor grasp of English, marked overuse of fancy big boy words
Does Phail have a bit of Poojeet ancestry in him?

Can you imagine Phil in India seeing the streets where people just shit right out in the open or the place where they throw their kids into piles of cow shit because it has magical properties or something. He'd retcon himself into being 100% pure blooded Indian faster then he can come up with excuses for getting dumpstered by every Cammy player he comes across

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

ughh I'm so ready for the "lose my house and move in with my parents" arc of the DSP show but all of these new whales are delaying it. May have to wait a few more seasons.

This probably speeds up that potential arc. Phil is proven to spend with what he expects to earn.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

I doubt there's going to be much to gleam from the upcoming podcasts he has planned with various other insufferable faggots but fuck it I hope he makes them eat his fat Polish cock and not be the meak limp-wristed faggot he turns into when having 1 on 1 discussions.

We might actually be in luck this time.

Before, during the side-scrollers podcast, he was super meek, having pretty much dived into social interactions without any preparation and the speaking ways of a sad, victimized hermit, relying purely on his warped instinct.

But now, after almost a month of interacting with two supportive enablers, his confidence has been steadily building to new extremes, he still has 0 topics for conversation and is too lazy to prepare an actual good stream ahead of time, but I do hope he bites back a bit as that will be very funny to watch, even though I still speculate the will be eaten alive by both keem and null.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

Phil trying to be like a video game review channel was so bad, it was good

He sounded like a toddler reading a report on what he did during the weekend for the rest of the class.

 

[Mr. Brown]

The ironic thing is if Null did nuke this subforum, that would actually cause the end of Phil.

So many people want Phil to drop off into obscurity and financial ruin that it's providing Phil a new course of fans via attention and mentions. I cannot think of another small streamer that everyone knows and talks about (everyone as in big streamers).

The only way for Phil to die is to kill the anti-fans. It's us and the detractor channels providing him with the influx of wales.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Phil seems to really think he’s going to call Null to account for this site…I’m really intrigued to see whether Null reads DSP as a total retard in the first five minutes of their summit and subsequently humors him (like Null does with Ralph when they speak). If Null actually gets revved, will we still King Phil or Keem Phil?

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

ughh I'm so ready for the "lose my house and move in with my parents" arc of the DSP show but all of these new whales are delaying it. May have to wait a few more seasons.

The writers had it on the backburner in case the show was nit renewed. Now that they have an extended contract, they are going a different direction for a while.

Phil seems to really think he’s going to call Null to account for this site…I’m really intrigued to see whether Null reads DSP as a total retard in the first five minutes of their summit and subsequently humors him (like Null does with Ralph when they speak). If Null actually gets revved, will we still King Phil or Keem Phil?

Null may just suck him off after the recent attempt to ride the Phil wave