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As someone whose very into playing unique indie games I want to talk about Ultrakill because I feel like the game's actual real issues get set to the side when the game's awful developers get brought up (they suck, obviously, this OP is great).
So if you don't know, Ultrakill has this "combo" system, its not really a combo but essentially the better you play the more your combo score goes up, and depending on how up your combo score is you'll get a special rank from C to S. This is pretty cool on paper but the issue comes when the skill ceiling for getting S ranks on levels is RIDICULOUS, seriously, go on youtube and look up "ultrakill S rank level" and the amount of dedication and flawless execution you need to get the S ranks is absurd. This would not be an issue if it wasn't required to experience the entire game as is, but that's not the case, you need to get S ranks to play the secret levels which is just dumb and I hate it.

Second big issue, the fucking bosses. The game's standard levels on the violent difficulty (slightly harder than normal mode) are very reasonable, sometimes difficult but a normal person who works a 9-5 like myself can learn it can beat the game, despite the absurd skill ceiling these normal levels are still fun to play. For some reason the boss fights in this game are INSUFFERABLE, I hate them so much. The first boss, V2, is similar to your player, think of the marauder from doom eternal (a game that is better than ultrakill in literally every way), he is always sliding around and shooting borderline hitscan attacks at you so there's two solutions:
1 - constantly spam the dash move with left shift while trying to aim at the same time (this blows)
2 - spend up to hours trying to execute the correct path of attacks to kill this boss in 2 seconds

If the game did not give you the ability to cheat and skip these fights, this game would be a 2/10, but you can so its half playable. The next boss and a boss later down the line are more like real video game bosses where you can dodge their attacks reasonably and its not fucking retarded. But the rest of the game's bosses, another showdown with V2 and two fights with the Gabriel character fucking suck and I hate them.

Now from that rant you might think I think ultratroon is the worst game ever but I think it is alright overall for one main reason:
Is its extremely similar to doom eternal but it is different enough to be a game to pirate if you want something like doom eternal. It is much more focused on groups of fodder enemies with a narrow selection of bigger enemies that get a lot easier to kill the more you fight them. The movement is also much more fast paced, its really satisfying to kill enemies while bouncing off of walls although its difficult. I think if you play the game without caring too much about your rank and skipping the boss fights it is not too terrible.
But fuck this game's retarded gooner fanbase, seriously
 
Does anyone have Discord? I won't make a discord account because it is the work of the devil but if we want to milk the community this would be a good place to look. There are 140k fucking people in here
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I don't think I've ever seen someone who wasn't a tranny or faggot play this game.
I tried my best to ignore the degeneracy and 100%ed the game on its current state, on the second hardest difficulty available. I don't think I'll finish it once it comes out of Early Access after reading this thread though...
I am neither of those, but I've got a friend who LOVES this game. He is starting to become a degenerate by "being a trans ally" and even worshipping known degenerate and Gabriel's voice actor Gianni Matragano, even not minding when he "unironically" said "REJECT CHRIST" in a vid that I can't find right now.
 
I only ever became aware of this game when the YouTube algorithm started aggressively recommending me Ultrakill videos out of nowhere one day. I had to spend the next year or so clicking "don't recommend this channel" for it to stop.
 
Its a shame, Ultrakill was a little fun for that first hour of gameplay. I put it down cuz it was still early access, and i just never saw it really get finished. Why do most indie devs have to suck ass? Can't a single fucker be normal? You either get a complete degenerate or you get a complete train autist.
 
I am neither of those, but I've got a friend who LOVES this game. He is starting to become a degenerate by "being a trans ally" and even worshipping known degenerate and Gabriel's voice actor Gianni Matragano, even not minding when he "unironically" said "REJECT CHRIST" in a vid that I can't find right now.
kill him now
You're late. A lot of its online popularity came from Pyrocynical, the proud inflation furry ERP youtuber and former MLG videos maker.
didnt he take a photo of his butthole
 
I thought there already was a thread on this game but I guess not, personally I tried this game but I got tired after reaching Gabriel and just drooped it which was a blessing in disguise because soon after I saw the butt plug shit on the internet.
There is a lot of shit I didn't knew about the devs and thank God that OP could summarize everything that these degenerates have done so that I won't have to waste money on any of the games New Blood releases in the future, this is exactly why everyone should pirate games to avoid financing rampant degeneracy.
 
please for the love of God don't tell me DUSK and Gloomwood are also tainted
New Blood has gone from ironic shitposting to actual shitposting and catering to fucked up weirdos ever since David Oshry, who is a lolcow on his own, ranted about capitalism being bad and one of the devs giving vague support to pirating their shit if you're poor.
Gloodwood is fucked because it's got episodic releases, DUSK should be fine because the guy making it doesn't care as much as the others.
 
This is a very long overdue thread. I've always had the feeling Hakita and his team were a bit queer, but I never knew the details. this is not surprising.
I actually liked this game when it remained a semi-niche movement shooter. The general concept was simple, and I found the gameplay mechanics to be unique and creative; then the total tranny invasion happened around ACT 2's release, and I've just been unable to stomach this game since. The fans are the biggest fucking nonces that cannot keep their gender politics and Fetish shit out of this game and INSIST that a fucking robot is Bisexual, transgender, or whatever the fuck they feel is gender-affirming that day.

and while we're at it; Movement shooter autists are the most insufferable faggots on this planet. God forbid you suggest an FPS that requires you to have a little bit of patience and doesn't constantly bombard you with spastic visuals only an ADHD zoomer would enjoy; they shall scream in pain as they strike you. TTD cannot come sooner.
 
Gianni is A super woke turbocuck trannyfag neutered unfunny retard married to another man
Is Gianni's wife actually a troon?
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I've always just assumed she was an ugly looking woman because of Gianni making a fuss about how he got a vasectomy to "normalize" it as a form of permanent contraception around the time Roe v. Wade got overturned in the US.
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Granted, I've never heard Gianni's wife speak but even if he was the world's biggest tranny chaser I don't think he'd waste the time and money on a vasectomy if his supposedly biologically-male wife couldn't get pregnant.

It would, however, make his obnoxious habit of making "jokes" about how gay he is and how much he loves fucking men make more sense. Right now I think it's just Deadpool 2 tier safe-horny ("It's ok to sexualize men, but not women! The only women you're allowed to sexualize are 'dommy mommies' that look like men!"), him actually being a fag would just make plain sense.
 
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