US US Politics General - Discussion of President Biden and other politicians

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

They cold call you. They go through the phone book and call basically every number and hope someone answers. I always hang up and tell them to kill themselves because cold callers are faggots that should burn in hell

I've been texted.
I usually ask for dumb shit. Not like outrageous enough to be unbelievable, but just random and benign shit to see how they respond.
"Yes I will be voting Biden in November if he promises me a $50 Jeramiah's gift card"
I'd say about 2/3rds of the time they don't respond, the other just-under a third-of-the-time they give some scripted answer about why [insert candidate here is bad] and why we "need your support in November" to pass [insert bullshit policy here].

I think the one time I got a real human it wasn't really a poll and was some state-level election where the solicitor was asking for support/"can we rely on your vote?". When I gave the reply, he was like "well okay that would be a challenge for the governor (or w/e) to give out [whatever the fuck dumb shit I asked for]; however, by lowering the cost of living he/she can ensure you more time/money to spend on [whatever]!"

Sometimes with longer, more serious polls I'll just mark all D or I when I can and fuck their reporting.

 

[Exterminatus]

Just the statement that he's spending time golfing is a telltale sign that it's bullshit. They love to seethe about Trump playing golf, despite how he conducts business on the links. Reddit's not sending their best

We all know Trump spends his days watching highbrow content on the Gorilla Channel

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Trump has been hiding his power level over on Truth for far too long. The training weights are off. He is going all out just this once.

“I am the hope of the universe. I am the answer to all living things that cry out for peace. I am protector of the innocent. I am the light in the darkness. I am truth... Ally to good! Nightmare to you!”

It's amazing democrats are so scared of an old man ranting on twitter that they got him banned for a while. Like, they are shaking in their boots now over this.

It's one of the biggest outlets for Trump to get his message to everyone, it's no wonder they're mad and were happy to have him banned. Meanwhile you have terrorists that were still openly able to speak on the platform. Plus, it still gets airtime on TV because they have to cover him, he's a ratings draw despite how badly the talking heads hate him.

We can't properly "save democracy" unless all our political opponents are either in jail or banned from society.

 

[whoishomermynameis]

 

[mlanguishi]

I've been texted.

I'm really wary of answering txts like those, because a lot of them are just campaign ads run by PACs and not real polling firms. In fact I think almost all of them are just stealth ads.

 

[Rimanah]

As comments pointed out, this guy would not find it patriotic if another particular flag was burned.

Lmao what a perfect encapsulation of the modern Democratic Party in one video: a lone white woman confused as hell, surrounded by blacks and browns trying to gaslight her into believing that Muslims burning the American flag is ACTUALLY what True and Honest American Patriots do.

 

[Brenda Holiday]

The only time I see Biden/Kamala stickers is on out of state tourist cars. I bet they seethe at all the Trump and confederate flag shit down here. The richy rich dem supporters in the rich people town at least know to keep quiet about it.
Lol at Chris saying he read Kamalas wikipedia and her policies, thats more research than most do on presidential candidates now a days.

 

[tehpope]

Shawn Ryan interviewed Trump. Here's a preview

 

[The Ugly One]

Reddit is in cope party right now. Apparently there is a leak from Trump aide that Trump is doing nothing but golfing and fuming.

Dood wut.

If Trump wins, i can't wait for four more years of "sources familiar with the President's thinking" lies.

 

[WelperHelper99]

“I am the hope of the universe. I am the answer to all living things that cry out for peace. I am protector of the innocent. I am the light in the darkness. I am truth... Ally to good! Nightmare to you!”

Im so happy Goku Trump exists. So happy lmao.

 

[mlanguishi]

If Trump wins, i can't wait for four more years of "sources familiar with the President's thinking" lies.

I swear I'm sick of this 'low energy' and his schedule is too weak. I mean wtf really?? Where's Harris? LOL. Those guys are truly in hiding and the most she's done is a few 30 or so minute scripted speeches. Trump does appear to be a little more tired than 2016 of course, but the dude's almost 10 years older now.

It really is the same as when they kept calling Trump the really demented one while Biden was 'sharp as a tack' nonstop.

 

[Your Girlfriend's Dad]

I have surprisingly seen a number of Trump/Vance signs in my corner of Massachusetts of all places, and this isn't the western half of the state where you'd expect to see such signs pop up. Surprisingly, the only couple of Harris signs I've seen thus far are in Rhode Island.

Not that I expect either of these two states to go red for 2024, but it gives me hope that not everybody outside of the Greater Boston or Providence progressive leftist enclaves are total idiots.

Honestly Jersey is looking pretty based rn too. Haven't seen any Kamala signs, but we're generally not that into open faggotry, believe it or not.

 

[Calandrino]

Dave Smith. Gary Johnson. They're like NPC names.

Give your kids nice boring un-google-able names instead of inventing new ways to spell "Aiden"

 

[azure hours]

Lmfao he's already getting his replyguys back. And seriously, Captain Crazypants? I know he's just following the new dogma that calling the orange man Super Hitler-but-for-real-this-time-guys has become bad optics, but this is just pathetic.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

Honestly Jersey is looking pretty based rn too. Haven't seen any Kamala signs, but we're generally not that into open faggotry, believe it or not.

I went into a nearby Big City™ with the wife today (not The Big City™, mind you) and I was honestly shocked at the lack of Harris paraphernalia. Globohomo flags everywhere, but I only saw one single bumper sticker for Harris.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

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Lmfao he's already getting his replyguys back. And seriously, Captain Crazypants? I know he's just following the new dogma that calling the orange man Super Hitler-but-for-real-this-time-guys has become bad optics, but this is just pathetic.

surprised he didn't say fuck that's like his signature

 

[Ensok]

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Lmfao he's already getting his replyguys back. And seriously, Captain Crazypants? I know he's just following the new dogma that calling the orange man Super Hitler-but-for-real-this-time-guys has become bad optics, but this is just pathetic.

Oh I remember that guy, he's the dad of the girl who draws Awkward Zombie.

 

[mlanguishi]

 

[Jade Philosophies]

Many such cases. Remember they keep lobotomizing ai to be liberal because it wouldn't stop being based when fed the data raw.

Being based is just speaking the truth. What A.I. is supposed to do. Science, facts and logic. The fact they keep fucking with it is extremely disturbing and something should be done about it.

I've already seen a few Harris / Walz signs in people's yards.

Nobody dares ever put up a Trump sign because nobody wants to have their windows broken.

I thought MAGA were the Fascists?

Bro should have just campaigned with no shirts on wtf

Now Trump can get even the childless cat-ladies on board. Do it Bobby!

Pollsters think I’m my very liberal sister, so I get polling invites constantly. Tells a lot doesn’t it?

That you look like a chick or your sister looks like a dude?

Suni and Shia not binary enough for you?

Do you even know The Rule Of Two nigger?

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[WelperHelper99]

Ok you guys aren't joking, Trump is on fire. We got world war 3, Commrade Kamala, Price controls, Tampon Tim, Tyrrants of the World, oh its all so fucking GOOD. I missed you orange man!

 

[John Badman]

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This just sealed a Trump victory.

Edit: poor Nancy lol