Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Thank you, this site is very entertaining
I fucking guarantee this is a site that Fats actually does post on, he's exactly the caliber of retard

Most likely one of his followers, lefties tend to get very very mad about being told to kys
I wanted to see the damn 🐌 also, user-tqnk3349.
At the very least, he should let his brain be donated to science once deceased. Not because of his high-IQ finger pointing, but to possibly study what the fuck went wrong.
More like because a surface so smooth cannot be made by science or man, not even old Russian ladies wiping a mirror for an entire lifetime makes something as smooth as fats brain.
 
OH MY GAWD WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR HEAD YOU FAT QUEER?!
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Fucking hell......just fucking look at this malformed pig man
Does hooli's lace their brat and beer with HGH? Jesus fucking christ the pigman's head keeps growing after he posts a pic of himself. This in particular is a really fucking rough photo, you can see his fat head oozing down over his torso, like he's transforming into a slug.
 
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Piggy is still as defensive as ever regarding how fucking ugly and obese he looks

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I LOOK MARVELOUS STALKER
 
I'd bet Ma Raven, psychology degree *haver*, used the word "clinical" frequently when raising her pig-son. "Child, you are clinically retarded." "Child, you are clinically stupid."

That has to be a pest/funster making that. The "famous meatloaf" gives it away.
Yeah, it's not Piggy. Piggy would leave a nastier review, full of bluster, insults and threats. The photo is too flattering. He's also been banned -- or so we think-- from Hoolies from since before the time of the post. It's amusing to encounter these little Easter eggs the pests have left across the internet. However, There's no doubt Piggy has left a few nasty reviews. The question is finding them.

ETA vvv It's to draw attention away from the stupid tattoo. Piggy's pa and his brother are both bald/balding. Piggy is probably using the propecia-rogaine.
 
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Pat is one of the most extreme examples of a phenomenon I've noticed amongst male authors, where they confuse 'having imagined a lot of fight scenes and cool insults' with 'being a real tough guy'. They always talk about 'real fights' they've had exactly like fights go in shitty books, rather than how fights go in real life.

I'd never call myself a tough guy, but I grew up in a bad neighborhood and have been in fights that I won and fights that I lost. The universal theme between all of them was they were ultimately awkward and kind of embarrassing, cause they always start off as stupid bickering and then (unless you're gonna murder the other guy) end in stupid bickering, except now your body and clothes are kinda fucked up and disheveled to a lesser or greater extent. Even if you win there's not really a point where the other guy admits you're actually cool and badass except to get you to stop twisting their arm. Then the second they're out of reach it's back to whatever crap started the fight.

Like you might have stupid 'fights' with your friends where an argument escalates into physicality and you both blow off steam, those can have good outcomes, but I'd not consider them a real fight.

The only reason I mention any of this is to highlight the contrast between how Pat talks about his tough guy life and the shallow peripheries of the world of toughness I have experienced. He's not even a good liar, like if you want to lie about being tough at least read some stuff by actual dangerous people and then copy that. Don't just write out scenes from Road House and say they happened to you when you have the shape and zestiness levels of a fucking tangerine.
I bet Fatrick's last "fight" happened at some time when he still was in elementary school. I find the Tough Pig persona to be one of his most insufferable ones, right next to the General Fatton and Succesful Author (#amwriting #amholing) personae. Fatty would shit himself in any physical confrontation.
 
I think you guys are overthinking this. Tomlinson - perhaps unconsciously, probably unintentionally, and definitely fatly - has a point. If they knew Patrick was supposed to be on their side they just would not call him fat. They think he's on the other side they do. Simple friend-enemy distinction.

The pig has probably learned this instinctively, which we can see by how hostile he is to people with such minor disagreements e.g. anybody who supports a different Democratic nominee, vs. how obsequious he is to anybody whose attention he wants or perceives as on his side.

High body fat can affect brain function (look it up) so he sometimes misfires and tells a fellow libchild to "sit the fuck down" or whatever, but don't you think that, were he not to recognise them, Patrick would have a litany of corpulently unoriginal insults for pest accounts using Singh or Noakes' pictures?
 
Anuddah pig rampage to close out the week
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Jesus fucking christ this aint even funny, its physically painful watching this living lardon continue showing how much of an actual fucking retard he is with this "nuh-uh, she thought the picture of me being a fat fucking pig was you so she acthcully thinks you look fat" shit
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We also got a new normie losing their fatrick cherry. Naturally she is a textbook lib on all counts and so piggy cannot help but alienate her
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I thought when I saw this that he was responding to being accused of botting his xeets given how fucking many of them there are......he actually just had another fat finger oopsy-daisy moment trying to spell "bit"
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We also got a new normie losing their fatrick cherry. Naturally she is a textbook lib on all counts and so piggy cannot help but alienate her
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Actually on her Instagram she comes off more of a Right winger so in Patricks mind she's more of a target than a typical woman. Even has people going after her for Trump getting votes on some posts.
 
I have never believed Pat’s Tall Tale about a gym bro harassing a fat woman at the gym. It makes me genuinely MATI that he’s made up that story just so he can pretend to be a feminist hero or some shit. He’s playing into that woke idea that all men are shit except him.
Honestly the only person I can think of who mocked a fat woman in a gym was Milo Yiannopolous, a raging faggot.

I've never seen a gymbro act like that. In fact, actual gymbros were disgusted by it.
 
I think you guys are overthinking this. Tomlinson - perhaps unconsciously, probably unintentionally, and definitely fatly - has a point. If they knew Patrick was supposed to be on their side they just would not call him fat. They think he's on the other side they do. Simple friend-enemy distinction.
Yes, but mostly no. If they were looking at a picture of a thin or fit person who they believed they hated, they wouldn't call him fat. They might use other physical insults, but not that one.

Similarly, if they saw his picture but they thought he was someone on their side, they might not call him fat in a public way, but they'd sure as hell think it.
 
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Fucking hell......just fucking look at this malformed pig man
1) That fucking face and head shape and all those chins, and 2) what does he tell his barber,? "Give me a Marine Corps high-and-tight but make it look like someone as fat and retarded as me cut my hair."
Why is he looking at the camera the way you look at him
You know why. Judge's fantasy desires reached such strength of yearning they traveled across the void (a very bowl-shaped void as one gets closer to Patrick) and reached Patrick's psyche. Those of us not like these two would recoil in horror if we knew the truth about the fantasies Judge has about Piggy. Luckily for him the Hoolie's Moob Monster is "into things."
Wrong as always, child. Pyle was actually good at shooting, didn't dare call his drill sergeants "child," and was nowhere near as fat.
 
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