Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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What the fuck are his sores?

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TrapperTurds said:
Hi! Long time listener, first time caller. I’ve been following the BMJ saga since the beginning of this year, and it’s been a joy.

Anyway, last night while watching a BMJ video, I was inspired to make my own small $500 deposit on a site and try to run it up, for fun and in honor of our boi Austin.

Well within an hour I had run up that small deposit to several thow-wows so we then decided to just go for it, Austin style!! 💪 It was a double and triple-chuck FESTIVAL up in that bish, gang.

So anyway, I sit at blackjack and $100 bets start turning into $1k bets, then before I know it i’m betting $5k and 10k and $19k on a single hand of blackjack, all in several times. 😱

Best part? Bossman sat down next to me off stream and proceeded to lose every single hand. One of the pics has him sitting at the table. 🥰 Nothing he did worked, and it was hilarious. I wish I would have thought to grab more screenshots but I had summoned the gambling spirit of Austin himself and my brain was all cracked tf out even though I never touch the stuff.

So ya, thanks Austin! I’m cashing out $45k and never depositing again. 🫶🏻

The icing on the cake? I msged my mom this morning, in TRUE Bossman fashion, to let her know what happened and how much I won. “MOM MOM MOM!!!!”

She’s 67 and has no idea who Bossman is.

I’ll leave her reply in the images…
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You beat around the bush to merely brag. My bet is (and I know the casino knows it, too) that you will be back, and my bet is we won't hear from you when the 45K goes up in smoke either.

You'll be back in there in no time at all. We all know it.
 
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The Last Cigarette said:
Actually the doctor didnt show up according to BMJ. Which I find hard to believe but apparently this doctor did it to him twice.

So his hands are still crack-cancer ridden. Its also spread to the door, so its terminal.

Fuck, im starting to cry like a weirdo fuck, but girls like that shit youknow? Showin emotions n shit. I could help so many doors you know? We all could, we have the power. No doors off hinges anywhere you know? Im a good person idk why I say dumb shit, man i love yall, im sorry.

Actually fuck all yall, i feel like an Outkast. null delete this thread.
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Cancer has spread to his elbow now
 
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RATCATCHER said:
You sure? I don’t think he elaborated to what actually happened at the Doctor office, maybe I’ve missed something
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The last time*, he said he started to feel weird so he left before seeing the doctor.

*The last time refers to the last instance he mentioned attending a doctor's appointment. However, his subsequent confession in a crack rant revealed that he was actually going to probation, not the doctor for his most recent appointment. This suggests that he might not have been attending any medical appointments, but rather probation meetings. He also did say that the doctor didn't show up previously.
 
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Austin is playing Counter-Strike 2 again, with a open mic. At a certain point, his teammates get so sick of him they vote him out of the game. Austin gives us a nice little rant about the state of the world. The guy in the CS2 chat seems to know who he is, with the 5 pack joke. :story:


 
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Austin got challenged to a 1 v 1 match in Counter-Strike 2, the wager is $100 for whoever wins the match. Chat plants the idea the guy is hacking in his mad, and all of a sudden Austin goes mad over that this nigga has a lagswitch and is fucking cheating bruh. He ends up ragequitting the match before it ends, claims victory after the ragequit, and requests the $100 from the guy he just ragequit on. Long clip, it starts from the moment chat puts the idea this guy is hacking in his mind.


 
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Apologies for the fuckload of long CS2 clips. Austin is still open micing, and in this one he gets kicked from a fucking deathmatch after open micing and getting into a fight with someone in game. According to Austin, people can just mute him, there's no reason for him to turn on push to talk. He never starts shit, bro. People always starts shit with him, dude.


 
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Austin just burned a $537 depo in a matter of seconds and presented us the new game Win/Loss. The originals are unfair bro. Chips took so much money off him dude. It's so fucking wrong. He loves Chips.gg tho frfr no cap ong. He just all of a sudden ends his stream after saying the "originals are sick".


 
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Kees H said:
Apologies for the fuckload of long CS2 clips. Austin is still open micing, and in this one he gets kicked from a fucking deathmatch after open micing and getting into a fight with someone in game. According to Austin, people can just mute him, there's no reason for him to turn on push to talk. He never starts shit, bro. People always starts shit with him, dude.

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>I remember when I used to get mad at people online for no reason
If his memory didn't go back further than an hour he'd really be fucked

Kees H said:
Austin just burned a $537 depo in a matter of seconds and presented us the new game Win/Loss. The originals are unfair bro. Chips took so much money off him dude. It's so fucking wrong. He loves Chips.gg tho frfr no cap ong. He just all of a sudden ends his stream after saying the "originals are sick".

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He loves his yes/no simulators
 
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Imagine just randomly queueing up into a CS game and this rambling crackhead just keeps stringing incoherent sentences together, talking to himself, and then insulting you over insanely loud music.

Something in his brain has really snapped over the past week or so. All these schizo rants about how he can help people and change the world, the crying, the paranoid rat inquisitions, and ending streams over chat comments that are actually washing his balls....this really is as bad as it's ever been. Yeah, he's done all this bullshit before, but it's been turned up to 1000x this week.

He really has smoked himself (even more) retarded with all the money he spent on crack from those Fathacker donos.
 
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It Goofy said:
Imagine just randomly queueing up into a CS game and this rambling crackhead just keeps stringing incoherent sentences together, talking to himself, and then insulting you over insanely loud music.

Something in his brain has really snapped over the past week or so. All these schizo rants about how he can help people and change the world, the crying, the paranoid rat inquisitions, and ending streams over chat comments that are actually washing his balls....this really is as bad as it's ever been. Yeah, he's done all this bullshit before, but it's been turned up to 1000x this week.

He really has smoked himself (even more) retarded with all the money he spent on crack from those Fathacker donos.
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It reminds me of similar experience when he claimed he didn’t sleep for days ranting about how he could save the world. Just this time it’s much worse
 
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It Goofy said:
Imagine just randomly queueing up into a CS game and this rambling crackhead just keeps stringing incoherent sentences together, talking to himself, and then insulting you over insanely loud music.

Something in his brain has really snapped over the past week or so. All these schizo rants about how he can help people and change the world, the crying, the paranoid rat inquisitions, and ending streams over chat comments that are actually washing his balls....this really is as bad as it's ever been. Yeah, he's done all this bullshit before, but it's been turned up to 1000x this week.

He really has smoked himself (even more) retarded with all the money he spent on crack from those Fathacker donos.
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Every other COD Warzone group had one of these guys back when it first came out and maybe still.
 
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