Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 21.7%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 28.6%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 42 14.5%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 98 33.8%

  • Total voters
    290
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April liked this comment.
Might as well make the money while she can. She's got a target demographic of Nick's audience, Juju, and Ralph. She'll do better than most of the mid, 30 something, whores on the platform, and she has much more to gain than lose. Mostly because she's got nothing to lose. It's not like she was a productive member of society before marrying Aaron. Hell, her cuckhold boyfriend would get off on it.
 
I'm not convinced Kayla isn't the one who started the drug and swinging thing. Even in her first appearance on YouTube she seemed like an overmedicated crystals and dreamcatchers wine mom who is really into music festivals. She got loopier and loopier before Nick started the hard spiral, and it was a lot more apparent because she was barely on the show.
Counterpoint: I think she's too stupid to have any agenda of her own, not to mention having the wit and skills to enforce this agenda.
 
Remember, the 'State' he is fighting is a rural town with 3 judges, and sheriffs and correctional officers that look like this:

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This is not the 'unlimited power of the State' crushing him...

Also, half their FB posts are for lost dogs they have rescued.
They really do have children on their payroll! :stress:
No wonder he has to hide from his kids in the balldo bunker (with built in wall to wall mad deadly alog protection) all day.
Nick's crack pipe has "TRUST NO ONE" engraved on it.
 
In a cross reference to a post about JuJu being a faggot ;

Looking into the tweet, who was there to pass comment I wonder

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After a certain length you can't full quote posts anymore.
It's too long a post to quote the whole thing.
Thank you both for explaining, I really appreciate that!

As for April liking the comment about doing OF - her best friend Keanu Thompson does Only Fans, other women from Simpcast do it too. Kayla and Nick posted almost nudes on his locals. These people can't stop themselves. It's really only a matter of time until Nick, Kayla and April start shooting hardcore porn in the Silent Hill shower in the trap house.
 
If the kids really are back with Nick and Kayla full-time, and Nick celebrates by taking his side whore out for the night while leaving their mother at home with the offspring he claims to love so much, I can only imagine how much that is fucking with the kids. Children are ALWAYS fiercely protective of their mother. And if their mother is unhappy, so are her kids.

It’s bad enough he moved April in to disrupt their family dynamics. Those kids are going to end up justifiably hating Nick’s guts if they don’t already.
 
Remember, the 'State' he is fighting is a rural town with 3 judges, and sheriffs and correctional officers that look like this:

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This is not the 'unlimited power of the State' crushing him...

Also, half their FB posts are for lost dogs they have rescued.
"If you want a picture of the future, imagine a rural police department posting about lost dogs on Facebook - for ever"

Orwell or something, idfk
 
If the kids really are back with Nick and Kayla full-time, and Nick celebrates by taking his side whore out for the night while leaving their mother at home with the offspring he claims to love so much, I can only imagine how much that is fucking with the kids. Children are ALWAYS fiercely protective of their mother. And if their mother is unhappy, so are her kids.

It’s bad enough he moved April in to disrupt their family dynamics. Those kids are going to end up justifiably hating Nick’s guts if they don’t already.
I feel like they have to hate him, if not both of their parents. I cannot be convinced that a bunch of coked out retards were able to hide their weird sex shit from the kids all that time, especially if they really were fooling around on couches and such. Hope they can "qover" the cost of therapy for 5 kids.
 
like feel like every 20 pages null should post a recap. After all it's Null's fault the sonichu demon has spread.
I would like to introduce you to Nulls eternal purgatory called "Mad At the Internet" that usually serves a balldo update weekly.
and if you don't want to watch all 2~4 hours of each show, there's almost always a balldo update clipped from MATI on the "elissa clips" channel within a day.
 
Remember, the 'State' he is fighting is a rural town with 3 judges, and sheriffs and correctional officers that look like this:

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This is not the 'unlimited power of the State' crushing him...

Also, half their FB posts are for lost dogs they have rescued.
Not to nose guard, but, the state is still the state.
Balldo is full of shit on this one, but that doesn't mean you have to go sucking the dick of the state like you eurofags love to do.
 
I've made a video compiling the instances where Nick calls everyone a liar except himself:

Everybody lies, except Nick



Since the video is a bit long, I've also uploaded a YouTube version with better encoding (you can see the coke spot on his nose more clearly).
I'm embedding the YouTube version and a Mega archive under the spoiler below:

 
Has Nick ever given a genuine answer as to why he can’t just stop responding to things?
He's a lolcow. That's just what lolcows do. They get milked for their hilarious maladaptive self-destructive responses to criticism.

They're also so impenetrably stupid that they will never understand this, even if you explain it entirely in one syllable words within the vocabulary of a four year old.
 
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