Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Dax and Vito continuing to bitch and bitch and BITCH about Eric July while July hasn’t even indirectly mentioned them in like a year just makes Dax and Vito seem incredibly pathetic and sad.

 

[Popper Whiting]

Let's get back on track. This isn't the Eric thread. This is the Dax Herrera thread aka the guy who roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women.

Yep Dax, Maddox sure is the loser in this comparison. I mean look at that guy hanging out with a drugged out, spouse abusing, child abusing, felon. Sure is shameful of Maddox to go to court for a having a house full of coke and neglected kids on said coke. Very shameful. You gonna carry that L forever Maddox. ....Oh wait

https://nitter.poast.org/dickmasterson/status/1826396167477100684#m

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Given the subsequent happening from both Ralph and Nick I think talking about potatos and gravy was a win for Maddox in hindsight. Not saying what Maddox said was awesome, just the triplet of failure of Dax, Balldo and Gunt trying to dox and take pictures of people going to court backfired so spectacularly Maddox could have tweeted about becoming a trans cat lady and he still would have won.

Does Dick have a secret BBW fetish? He spends more and more time each show talking about fat women. In the recent show he said he should do a whole show of just Fat Watch. Maybe the real reason he could never get married is Marie is not fat enough for his liking.

FAT CHICKS ARE FUNNY! ACK ACK ACK ACK! DIDN'T YOU WATCH THAT ONE DOCTOR PHIL EPISODE! IT WAS FUNNY THEN IT IS FUNNY 20 YEARS LATER! ACK ACK ACK!

 

[Cirrhosis_of_Liver]

He's still bragging about that "Maddox lost" song, and he didn't even have anything to do with it.

 

[AltisticRight]

Right, and which one of your retard gimp simps "ruined" his life? The same dipshit useless pig that phonebombed him the next year thinking it was funny while his "career" was in freefall too? Huh?
Why and how would a couple Canadians report that to the cops? This fat worthless balding Mexican loser just makes shit up on the spot. I hope his spine snaps the next time Ethan Ralph wants to visit because that would be funny.

 

[Journoscum]

The farms immediately bans any pedophile and the owner of the farms instantly condemns anyone who is guilty of it.

But doesn't Dick (aka Dax Herrera aka Juju the cow, etc) gleefully hang around and associate with folks that most normal people would consider pedophiles? You have Vito "We? We," Max Karson who is about as open as you can get, Ethan Ralph who masturbated on stream to a very underaged Soph and also was beaten in Portugal for soliciting under-age prostitutes and Digi Bro, a person who """""pretended""""" to be a lolicon enthusiast for years.

Usually one wouldn't have so many people with so many questions marks hanging around them, and yet here you are.

 

[KingofSomething]

Why and how would a couple Canadians report that to the cops? This fat worthless balding Mexican loser just makes shit up on the spot. I hope his spine snaps the next time Ethan Ralph wants to visit because that would be funny.

Ethan had the big brain idea to dox Aaron after making his friendly relationship with Nick known and PPP was nice enough to tell Aaron how Telegram works after he asked him because Aaron and the investigating officer couldn't figure it out. Dax wants to bitch about Jessie coming to his house to fuck with him, but cries fake tears because his pet pig might get slapped for threatening the same shit.

 

[Nate Higgers]

Dax wants to bitch about Jessie coming to his house to fuck with him

At the risk of being a pedantic “um ackshually” faggot nerd, the (alleged) factual events are even funnier. It wasn’t Jesse who went to Diddler Dax’s house, it was an actual Dick Masterson fan who found Podawful and the stuff Jesse’s done to fuck with Dax, and the guy’s been given the colloquial title of “My (Jesse’s) Riley”.

Oh also, he’s a raging methamphetamine addict. There’s footage of him showing up to Dax’s house the day before the inflatable cow incident, he was manically meth babbling into Dax’s Ring doorbell camera about what a huge fan he is, how he was disappointed that Dax wouldn’t come outside to give him an autograph. The meth addict then proceeded to dump the contents of Dax’s trash can into the bed of Dax’s pickup truck. Which apparently, was a deep cut reference to some old Maddox trolling where Dick kept saying “my garbages” over and over again in a shitty middle eastern accent.

tl;dr: it was actually one of Dick’s own fans (a manic tweaker) who showed up two days in a row

Edit: runon sentences, added commas

 

[Sickedling]

tl;dr: it was actually one of Dick’s own fans (a manic tweaker) who showed up two days in a row

I get that it's a bit but Jesse's terrible acting makes it pretty fucking obvious it's just a faggy Podawful fan. Nobody actually believes this lol. https://youtu.be/dpLV9rnQXAo

 

[Nate Higgers]

I get that it's a bit but Jesse's terrible acting makes it pretty fucking obvious it's just a faggy Podawful fan. Nobody actually believes this lol. https://youtu.be/dpLV9rnQXAo

You might be right, but it’s not beyond the realm of possibility that Dick has some manic-depressive meth addicts in his fanbase, especially considering the company he keeps IRL (Riley, MintSalad, Ralph).

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Oh Juju, before throwing the pedo word around he should check his own fan base. Maybe check their ID instead of dressing as a cow so your girlfriend can fuck you in the ass with a dildo.

 

[Nate Higgers]

Maybe check their ID instead of dressing as a cow so your girlfriend can fuck you in the ass with a dildo.

I wouldn’t suggest that, considering Ralph has said that Dax “hooked up Faith with a fake ID” so she could drink because “she wasn’t 21 yet” when Ralph took her to Dax’s gooncave

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

I wouldn’t suggest that, considering Ralph has said that Dax “hooked up Faith with a fake ID” so she could drink because “she wasn’t 21 yet” when Ralph took her to Dax’s gooncave

Wow. What a scumbag. Dax Herrera (a man who likes to dress as a cow named "Juju" while getting fucked in the ass by a woman wearing a dildo) should not be so sanctimonious over who visits web forums he doesn't like.

 

[Nate Higgers]

Wow. What a scumbag. Dax Herrera (a man who likes to dress as a cow named "Juju" while getting fucked in the ass by a woman wearing a dildo) should not be so sanctimonious over who visits web forums he doesn't like.

To be fair, Ralph posed the situation as a “she was totally 18 years old guys I swear to god” thing but it’s still another Ralphamale snitching moment where he has established that
1.) Dax is willing to furnish fake IDs to “women” (girls)
2.) Dax isn’t above furnishing fake IDs to enable underage drinking (if you’re 18-20, it’s still legally considered “underage drinking”)

Also there’s those clips of Dax interviewing Onision where Dax said that “everyone wants to fuck 16-17 year old girls but they don’t because it’s illegal”

 

[Oliver Onions]

Pretty bold to attack people on their sales pitch. YellowFlash's comic got picked up by Eric July, how many pitches have you got to production, Dax??

 

[Devout Muslim]

This randomly popped up in my recommended videos. No idea who it is and haven’t watched it, but it’s thread-relavent, so…

I found it funny when Jesse called Dax out for referring Supertroopers (calling somebody Farva). Maybe it’s a generational thing but to me Supertroopers is fucking dorky and so is anybody using it as a cultural touchstone. I wouldn’t have even known what the fuck he meant by Farva unless Jesse called him on it.

 

[Cirrhosis_of_Liver]

I found it funny when Jesse called Dax out for referring Supertroopers (calling somebody Farva). Maybe it’s a generational thing but to me Supertroopers is fucking dorky and so is anybody using it as a cultural touchstone. I wouldn’t have even known what the fuck he meant by Farva unless Jesse called him on it.

I thought it was funny when I was 18, because all my friends did, too. It's dorky as hell and has not held up. This really just emphasizes how much Dax can't let go of his youth.

 

[AnOminous]

I thought it was funny when I was 18, because all my friends did, too. It's dorky as hell and has not held up. This really just emphasizes how much Dax can't let go of his youth.

It's one of those generational things, like "Up in Smoke" by Cheech and Chong if you're in that age range (oldfag). It remains funny to you if it was funny to you at that time in your life, usually because you were fucking stoned out of your gourd when you first watched it.

 

[Cirrhosis_of_Liver]

Cheech and Chong shit is pretty embarassing, too, and it came out the same time period as Blazing Saddles.

I just REMEMBER bits from Blazing Saddles and laugh sometimes. So point being "it was a different time" is a poor excuse. Better "I was young and dumb." I'm thinking these Skididi Toilet kids are going to look back and cringe, eventually.

I'm sure Dax has watched the toilet thing many times, planning conversations with the 15 year olds he desires.

 

[AnOminous]

Cheech and Chong shit is pretty embarassing, too, and it came out the same time period as Blazing Saddles.

Don't talk shit about Blazing Saddles.

 

[StMaryPiper]

Dax and Vito continuing to bitch and bitch and BITCH about Eric July while July hasn’t even indirectly mentioned them in like a year just makes Dax and Vito seem incredibly pathetic and sad.

How can you say that when Eric July is responsible for every bad thing is Dick’s life. No wonder he works with Yellowflash because he is Dax’s Yellow Flash