Orbiter 🇬🇧 Johnathan Isaac Harrison (and his family) / Cog City / "Jobless Johnny" / Cognitive Thought - Unemployable British cuckold, doxed himself on UberEats, alleged paedophile who now admits to having sex with a 17-year-old when he was 21, seethes on X all day about Ethan Ralph, married to a Punjabi Porkchop. Now the Bri'ish Jerry Springer show.

[AltisticRight]

TAKE THAT HATERS!

Is this what the Bri'ish eat?
Subhuman.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

He's a minkie that eats more potatoes than a Mick. I'm sorry his donos can't pay for proper food.

 

[O Puffers Where Art Thou?]

Is this what the Bri'ish eat?
Subhuman.

That's an improvement for Cog. He used to brag that his poo wife would "cook" him gourmet-microwave dinners.

 

[PauperVita]

That's an improvement for Cog. He used to brag that his poo wife would "cook" him gourmet-microwave dinners.

Yeah the presentation improves after each round of food posting and everyone shitting on him.

 

[Londo]

Is this what the Bri'ish eat?
Subhuman.

Sunday roasts are actually delicious - just not this one.

Everything on this plate looks like it's out of a packet. That's a poverty plate.

Let me now give you the live report from my on the scene journalism to make Cog cope. *ahem*

1. The meat to accompanying items ratio is way off. The meat is supposed to be the highlight of the meal, however it's packed in to a tiny little corner, almost smaller than a few slices of carrot. I know you can't afford KFC Cog, but come on between you and the household you couldn't even get a full chicken? Or are they throwing you the scraps like the beggers outside of church?
2. The roast potatoes look dry and absolutely from a packet. They are too uniform to be home cut.
3. The gravy looks like piss water. I know inflation is tough but come on Cog surely you could have added at least another spoon of it in.
4. That broccoli almost looks freezer burnt. It's lifeless and unappealing.
5. I'm going to assume his poverty household have been hoarding the carrot bags from McDonalds for those carrots.
6. The Mash looks like it's come from a packet instead of being home made. The consistency looks off
7. The Parsnips and Yorkshire pudding look okay - the foodbank must have been generous that day.
8. That "stuffing" is absolutely the toe fungus from the poo wife.

 

[PauperVita]

Looks like some DSP alogs doxed Warski’s number one capo and Cog had a huge celebration on stream and changed the title of his stream before reposting the link on X/Twitter. Then he quote tweeted it so people could see. This is the same giy who talks about his principles one of them being he is not a doxer and regularly cries about Kiwi Farms for doxing.



Cog asked his audience to get Warski’s capo arrested for making fun of his poo wife. He lives in Ireland. But he’s not mad guys. He’s just having a laugh.

 

[Windy Moors]

To that statement Cog also added he is in a similar situation to 'dudy' and that he is actually rich and that tiny little loyal audience allows him to stay afloat, ok buddy.

Cog is likely on the dole or the fancy word they have for it now,
Universal Credit:


And if he was able to convince them he is extra work-shy, that would net him even more money:

https://www.gov.uk/universal-credit/what-youll-get

His monthly payment could be between £617.60 ($814.44) - £1,033.79 ($1,363.27), not bad for getting high all day and berating Dan's child.

 

[FinnSven]

Cog is likely on the dole or the fancy word they have for it now,
Universal Credit:
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And if he was able to convince them he is extra work-shy, that would net him even more money:
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https://www.gov.uk/universal-credit/what-youll-get

His monthly payment could be between £617.60 ($814.44) - £1,033.79 ($1,363.27), not bad for getting high all day and berating Dan's child.

Plus he can sell wanks behind a skip for some extra folding off the books.

 

[yydszmiteg2]

Cog asked his audience to get Warski’s capo arrested for making fun of his poo wife. He lives in Ireland. But he’s not mad guys. He’s just having a laugh.
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"Does he look like the pikey I expected him to be" Said the man in a flatcap, on the dole, eating rats in his council house.

 

[PizzaPoppa]

Imagine being British, with Oasis reuniting btw, and putting all your joy on Andy Tardski's clipper being doxxed as a Pikey

The Pikey in question:

 

[AltisticRight]

Cog asked his audience to get Warski’s capo arrested for making fun of his poo wife. He lives in Ireland. But he’s not mad guys. He’s just having a laugh.

Yet this useless subhuman bong faggot bitched and moaned about "doxing" in the past.
Reading his thread and realising that not everyone is willing to play along with his total bullshit broke this retard's mind.

Sunday roasts are actually delicious - just not this one.

I thought it's meant to be consumed as a big dinner, not judging from the brightness there.
Or maybe it's summer and the sun sets very late? Either way it looks ghastly and unappetising. COG feeder arc soon? Neelam will make him as fat as PPP.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

TAKE THAT HATERS!

In fairness, it looks better than half the things Ralph posts when he invites viewers to imagine eating that good

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

Cog using another man's brown daughter as a prop is so cringe.
"Oi, she's so cheeky, innit. The little one's so cheeky."

Hopefully she's no longer living under the same roof as him by the time she's 14, or he might not be able to contain himself.

 

[PauperVita]

Cog has entered his keffals arc.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Why would anyone want to threaten Cog? He’s less relevant and his streams are more boring than Ralph’s which is quite the feat.

 

[PauperVita]

The first in a 5 part series exploring Cog’s very normal audience.

This is Cog’s biggest paypig, JASON STARK aka CrazilyConfused. Married to goblin beard named VICTORIA DIGANGI. He is a cliseted homosexual with an insatiable tranny porn addiction. His dad is a wealthy jew york banker.

Address:
22 Alice St
Merrick NY 11566

Phone:
516-993-4377

https://www.fastpeoplesearch.com/jason-stark_id_G8762145595748048190

Nicknames: crazilyconfused, jaymanS1984, jayman7558, jayman23, iluvdragons198486

emails: jasonstark12@yahoo.com, iluvdragons1984@aol.com

DOB: Nov 16th 1984

IPs: 72.89.154.31, 72.167.187.12, 173.56.76.59

Passwords: crohn77, crohn1984, meimei

Proof he follows fucked up accounts:
X/Twitter is coomer central
(A)

For those like me that dont know what futa is, let me spare you the trip to urban dictionary..


He jerks off to the same stuff Vaush does


Despite a shared enthusiasm for trannies, Jason likes to dunk on Bryan Dunn aka King of Pol for outlines.


Direct archive of his following:
(A)
This is not a one-off. This nigger is beating off to minecraft porn


Now you may be thinking “hmmm…how do we know this is his X/Twitter. Its just a username. It could be anybody!”


Ok, but it’s not like he spends all day obsessing over Ethan Ral…


ACCOUNTS:
Duolingo (doxes him in Russian and connects the username)
(A)

Username and pfp connect to his ifunny account…name translation

ifunny
(A)

Deleted comment on a femboy meme that he liked on ifunny…
He’s a faggot
(A)


Facebook
(A)
X/Twitter
(A)
JewTube
(A)
Linkedin
Ebay
(A)

Ebay listing site doxing him as in the Westbury NY area…(A)


Published data leaks including what dating sites he used.


FETISHGROUPSEXUAL…lmao

Remember when Cog made fun of iHujan?


FAMILY
It’s not his fault, it is his dear old dad’s fault. Because his brother is also a fucking faggot.


GOOD NEWS EVERYBODY
His sister is heterosexual but unfortunately she is an obese brown like Cog’s poo wife.

Actually, that’s not good news at all.

Proof he is a Cog paypig:

 

[AltisticRight]

Cog has entered his keffals arc.
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Don't you speak the Queen's Language?
There is a massive difference between:

I hope Lucas Gage liked the pizzas I sent him.

This is called harassment, which is looked down upon because we're not Reddit. Even if it is an obvious joke, "in Minecraft" doesn't make fedposts "not threats", so what would this be? The dipshit who posted this didn't even put "in Minecraft" at the end.

Cog and his poo wife should kill themselves.

This is called being meanie.

I will kill [someone].

This is called a death threat.

A ton [sic] (should be tonne, you're Bri'ish right?) of death threats? Where?
Point to the posts here that were death threats. I'll get rid of them.
Point to users here sending you credible death threats. They're not welcomed in our subforum. Go do gay shit in DSP's or Wings', or on Reddit.

Faggot behaviour.

 

[Autischic]

Cog is finally getting single digits on X for alogging DSP. I don't know anything about DSP except that Cog always shoots up, so congratulations to Phil for being far superior to Cog.

He's been blasting DSP tweets since the dopamine ofacknowledgement hit:

jew

Kino Casino's top guy's dox > Cog's top guy's dox.

 

[PauperVita]

I got flagged by Cog on X/Twitter. I guess doxing isn’t as funny when it’s your paypig.
Not to worry, Cog! I’ll be posting MORE.

 

[ben gvir]

Won't let me reply directly but LMAO, of course this closeted soyboy cheating on his wife lusting after furry femboys is Cog's top donor, semper fi @PauperVita for the investigative work