Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 65 21.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 27.5%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 47 15.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 103 34.1%

  • Total voters
    302
I fucking love that movie.
"Perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist on your stove"
So do law school faculty. I swear something like half of all law courses will at one point feature a clip from My Cousin Vinny. I saw it in Evidence, Crim Pro, Ethics (actually Vinny passes on this), and Crim law in general.

Also Fred Gwynne is exactly what a small town judge is. At least a good one.
 
I think it's safe to say that even if nothing comes of Nick's trial, he will be facing the consequences of his actions for many years to come, through his children. Whether they start acting out through self-destructive acts (drugs, reckless sex) or openly resenting him the way he resents them, at least a couple of those poor kids will eventually start mimicking the behaviors that they learned from him. I wish Nick actually felt the repercussions, but I think all the suffering will fall on the kids and he'll deny playing any role in it like the narcissistic fuck he is.
He won't care. He may pretend he does when the time comes, but all he'll care about then/ in the future is the impact on him. He cares only about himself, yesterday, today, and tomorrow. He's fully willing to fuck up his kids for his own interests.
 
He won't care. He may pretend he does when the time comes, but all he'll care about then/ in the future is the impact on him. He cares only about himself, yesterday, today, and tomorrow. He's fully willing to fuck up his kids for his own interests.
Nick's sheer stupidity is shown by the juxtaposition of his absolute obsession with his public image combined with his actual actions which portray him as an absolutely subhuman piece of shit.

Hey Nick you fucking fag idiot, you can't act like you're acting, in full view of the public, and expect a public image better than a turd that needs to be flushed from society.
Barnes sperging out like a mongoloid, as per usual.
Not only does he go hard calling Pomplin corrupt again, but now every cop at the scene of the arrest was crooked too. Basically saying the song that @Scan_Lines made really happened lmao.
Yeah I'm sure every single cop in the world is completely corrupt, while the one person you can trust is this Boss Baby looking grifting faggot piece of shit who has never said anything true in his entire life.

You could put a gun to this fat faggot's head and say "TELL THE TRUTH" and he'd claim to be the Queen of England.
 
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My video?! MY video?!!!! Only a PLEB would call a video with such COLOR GRADING my video!
- Nicholas Winding Rekieta
These are the pedantic flailings of a desperate drunk who can see the oncoming trains headlight but whose narcissism has his feet firmly wedged in the tracks.
 
Barnes sperging out like a mongoloid, as per usual.
Not only does he go hard calling Pomplin corrupt again, but now every cop at the scene of the arrest was crooked too. Basically saying the song that @Scan_Lines made really happened lmao.

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"If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail."
Everything here seems to dovetail perfectly into Barnes pet issues of government misconduct and the constitution, even if he has to invent an insane and completely improbable conspiracy theory to get there. Barnes really is the last person Nick should be listening to right now, about anything. I can't tell if Viva is just a naive Canadian relying on Barnes "expert" knowledge, thinks Barnes is full of shit but going along for the pay check, or is actually as deluded as Barnes is.
 
He won't care. He may pretend he does when the time comes, but all he'll care about then/ in the future is the impact on him. He cares only about himself, yesterday, today, and tomorrow.
The thing about that is that he really doesn't even care about himself. If he was an Adonis mega genius, I could see if not agree with him being completely self centered and egotistical. Instead, he is an abject loser and slave to his rotted limbic system.

He is harmony his kids to prolong his extended foray to an early grace.
 
Not to nose guard, but, the state is still the state.
Balldo is full of shit on this one, but that doesn't mean you have to go sucking the dick of the state like you eurofags love to do.

The context was Nick defending his last-minute ( 3 to be exact) filing of his Suppression Motion, surprising the State before his Omnibus. Nick was arguing that it was a fair tactic because the State has 'unlimited resources' to employ against him. The reality is that this is a small prosecutorial office with far from 'unlimited resources', and Nick is trying to imply that they are inherently dishonest and corrupt and they use their unfair advantage to fabricate a case against him. To note, it did him little good because the State got enough time to properly respond.

While the State may be corrupt or overbearing in general, Nick has done precious little to show that this is the case in own specific case. On the contrary, in his specific case, there really does seem to be a legitimate case and precious little evidence of corruption or personal animus.
 
Aaron saying he bought the dress is so wild for me. "It is gaudy, I understand the criticism." That's a $900 prom dress you bought your wife in Vegas, lol.

"I bought her a cocktail dress, too." She has a long history of bad decisions, bro. But still, Rekieta didn't even pay for it :story: That's tough. They didn't even get a fresh dress for the spendy dinner. Rekieta always goes on about how he loves to buy Kayla cute little dresses but he doesn't buy his primary partner upgrade a dress for the benefit, she had to recycle :story::story::story: Times are tough in the Baldo Bunker
 
The thing about that is that he really doesn't even care about himself. If he was an Adonis mega genius, I could see if not agree with him being completely self centered and egotistical. Instead, he is an abject loser and slave to his rotted limbic system.
That's pretty much how an addict thinks. You can't credit them with thinking in the long term. Any thing a cocaine addict plans has nothing to do with anything other than ensuring a continued supply of cocaine, but more importantly, the very next line.

That's what an addict like Nick is operating on. Does it get him another line? Does it get him another line NOW? If not, he's not interested.

He is not a human at this point. He is just a cocaine-enslaved robot with no other goal than to serve the molecule that has enslaved him.

Plus he's a faggot and he's really fat.
Aaron saying he bought the dress is so wild for me. "It is gaudy, I understand the criticism." That's a $900 prom dress you bought your wife in Vegas, lol.
Imagine being such a sleazy piece of shit you buy your wife a whore dress, like you're trying to advertise she's a whore open and available to anyone.

Couldn't be me!
On the contrary, in his specific case, there really does seem to be a legitimate case and precious little evidence of corruption or personal animus.
What's hilarious is the state could be accused of such things. . .except they didn't even respond at all in any public way to Nick's increasingly bizarre and drug-addled attacks on them personally.

Not one of the people, from "Judge Pussy Liquor" to the cops, have responded in any way to his increasingly demented personal attacks on them.
 
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So, how bad of a loser does everyone think Nick is going to be when the judge refuses to toss the warrant?
What do you mean a loss? That's exactly what Nick wanted. He said that many times on his stream that he knows the warrant is totally valid and it's his lawyer who suggested this course of action.

Nick is playing 5D chess while you're all enjoying prison. I may be mixing my lolcows...
 
April is wearing a name tag in the gallery pics. That's not an ideal material to just start sticking pins into so she must have had a reason. Did Nick and April go because she was working at the event?
I think this is a video promoting this event, and all the guests appear to have name tags.

 
The context was Nick defending his last-minute ( 3 to be exact) filing of his Suppression Motion, surprising the State before his Omnibus. Nick was arguing that it was a fair tactic because the State has 'unlimited resources' to employ against him. The reality is that this is a small prosecutorial office with far from 'unlimited resources', and Nick is trying to imply that they are inherently dishonest and corrupt and they use their unfair advantage to fabricate a case against him. To note, it did him little good because the State got enough time to properly respond.

While the State may be corrupt or overbearing in general, Nick has done precious little to show that this is the case in own specific case. On the contrary, in his specific case, there really does seem to be a legitimate case and precious little evidence of corruption or personal animus.
This is a very long-winded way to say, "I suck the state's dick".

I agree with your second point. His idea is, at the very least, seemingly laughable they they're going full "bring the hammer down on this rando and set him up". But the "golly gee, they're just a small town whose biggest problems is catching and returning animals. Aren't they swell?" outlook is absurd.

Do you see what you're doing balldo? You're making people who are normally sound minded, side with the state and defend them as wonderful people. That's how fucked you are.
 
Aaron saying he bought the dress is so wild for me. "It is gaudy, I understand the criticism." That's a $900 prom dress you bought your wife in Vegas, lol.

"I bought her a cocktail dress, too." She has a long history of bad decisions, bro. But still, Rekieta didn't even pay for it :story: That's tough. They didn't even get a fresh dress for the spendy dinner. Rekieta always goes on about how he loves to buy Kayla cute little dresses but he doesn't buy his primary partner upgrade a dress for the benefit, she had to recycle :story::story::story: Times are tough in the Baldo Bunker
Aaron is physically incapable of not taking Ls
 
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