🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

    Votes: 26 7.4%
  • lol no

    Votes: 327 92.6%

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Perhaps he did get clobbered and his melon was so badly damaged he was unable to recognize it, so he's waddling down some Tijuana back alley like a zombie, spilling blood and cerebral fluid everywhere while his body reverts to reflex behavior: acting like a huge fag on twitter
That's going to be one of the only two tells when Ralph finally kicks the bucket. No more killstreams, and no more sweets. It's not like the landlord of his tin shack is going to post an obituary, or anyone will care if one of his pay pigs starts hollering. Just silence and nothing.

The good news is, given Ralph's current state, the end is near.
 
That's going to be one of the only two tells when Ralph finally kicks the bucket. No more killstreams, and no more sweets. It's not like the landlord of his tin shack is going to post an obituary, or anyone will care if one of his pay pigs starts hollering. Just silence and nothing.

The good news is, given Ralph's current state, the end is near.

Unless he dies while streaming. I wonder how long it would take for someone to find him.
 
Not long. Imagine the smell of a dead Ralph in a Mexican tin shack hotbox with no air conditioning. People are going to smell that a mile off.
It can't be much worse than the smell of a living Ralph in the Mexican tin shack hot box with no air conditioning.
 
How does he even manage to type like this on a mobile device? Don't all modern cell phones have predictive typing and autocorrect? Like if you purposely want to type nonsense you have to force it. His stream of retardation was filtered to what we saw... JFC.

Oday Simpon is my heeero.Dox moon doble on my cig possible life-ending. Javelin bee my gunter window. Im completely sober kiwifarms.
Because he was so fucked up even the predictive typing and autocorrect had no fucking clue what he was trying to say.

I think the translation is correct. They were trying to sell him a private dance, he tried to counter-offer for more, maybe tried getting handsy, got belligerent and amid his squeals of "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM" and "DO YOU UNDERSTAND" they threw his fat ass out.
 
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>Das rite bish Imma make yer family famous with my websi-ACK

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Sharing he gay ass wrassling post again. By god he really get rejected by a stripper.
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Only a month old and I already forgot how fucking gay that tweet was.
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Dear Horse, I wrote you, but you still ain’t callin’
I left my cell, my pager and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not’ve got ’em
There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin’
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot ’em
But anyways, fuck it, what’s been up, Manda? How’s our daughter?
 
I love the moments where Ralph is completely out of ammo for any sort of attack or recovery.

He'll put on a show whining about ancient shit thats been covered a billion times like "Josh wanted to kill his mom blah blah blah" Or imma gonna put your info out there boy. Everyones just sitting there laughing at him. To me it's some of the funniest shit imaginable.
 
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